I can think of a million ways to do that paragraph without sounding like a redditor. "It was a cold, dark night in deep space. Of course, every second in deep space was a cold, dark night."
He must either really hate being called a fake fan of anything, or doesn't like being pointed out that he skinwwalks. Did Silence of the Lambs scar him when he was younger? Does he now have to wash himself down with a hose because of how fat he's gotten? Does Nikki tell it to put lots of lotion on itself so she can eventually turn it into a skinsuit so she finish her transformation into a man? Some has to be one in the relationship and it's obviously not Patrick.
So he became a Packers fan the minute they won something, huh? In the UK we have a variety of colourful phrases for fans who decide to follow non-local teams because they win trophies.
He's always been a packer alright.Also he really seems annoyed by this old timer patpost account
Mesopotamian weren't Muslims Patrick. I understand that you're racist and see tan folk and think "pastrami" but not all light brown people are the same. Hell, they don't even come from the same time period. Back in their day they used spaces. It wasn't until Babylon that they used a symbol for it. Muslims would only take up the 0 after one studied India arithmetic. It is however correct to say that they created algebra.
Typical Pat, smug while being wrong.
Also while being fat. Never forget that he does everything while being very, very fat.
Not only is this poor writing, it is scientifically incorrect. Heat and cold are dependent on the movement of molecules and atoms: the faster they move, the hotter it feels, and the slower they move, the colder they feel. Space isn't "cold." It is nothing: an empty void. The reason it feels "cold" is because your body doesn't know how to feel "nothing" and so translates it as cold.
“It was a cold, dark night in deep space. Of course, that’s the sort of night experienced spacers preferred. A hot, bright night meant you’d flown into an uncharted star. Such nights were known for their brevity.”
It has been excerpted for the purpose of critique and parody, and therefore falls under fair use.
One might say he is into things going into him.
Peak millennial writing from a gen xer who's so bloated and dying he looks old enough to be a boomer. Also chronically addicted to his phone like a zoomer girl.
You never substituted heavy cream for milk in a bechamel? Or a sausage gravy?
A red-eye?
Maybe some family member took pity on him and allowed him back to Thanksgiving dinner so long as he didn't "no child" anyone.
"Isaac Newton invented gravity" vibes.
Oh I think they're onto something. Pat would have been 16-17 during the timeframe. It's anticdotal, but most "true" fans glom onto their team around ages 6-7, which is especially the case when the local team is a football institution. As a part owner and someone who became a fan of the Packers at the same time, I disavow. I also hope Aaron Rodgers makes him seethe by continuing to be #basedandredpilled.Also he really seems annoyed by this old timer patpost account
TBH, he seems more like a Chicago Bears guy to me. Not only is Milwaukee basically Chicago, but the Bears and Pat are dysfunctional.
Anyone ever notice that this Pat guy tends to unnecessarily volunteer a lot of information about his life, and feed it directly to the people who he calls his stalkers/harassers/doXxers? Gee whiz.Also he really seems annoyed by this old timer patpost account
Chicago dive bars basically never close, while no Wisconsin bar ever goes any later than 02:30. Yet the Wisconsinites seem to be more adept to making the most of the available time.
Sovereign citizen vibes.
