Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[A.P. Hill]

Patrick Tomlinson will spend Thanksgiving drunkenly crying into his plate of niggeroni as he NOCHILDs Twitter users who remind him that they have the happy, loving families that he will never have.

Because he's a fat, drunk faggot with bitch tits who abandoned his daughter, you see.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Based

So fvcking zased

 

[Welf Welf]

The pig who paid $5K dollars to get unbanned from twitter has never made $50K a year in his life.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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No, taxpayer child, you don’t get to know the retarded positions your hard work funds. Government servants should be totally anonymous and if citizens question what they get out of a climate diversification officer or whatever they can just go fuck themselves and get back to work. How do you suck the government’s dick so hard. Pats own party told him and half the country to go fuck themselves and take what they were given with a smile, fuck voting for who they wanted, and pats solution to the excesses of government spending is to tell everyone else to take what they’re given with a smile or they too can fuck themselves. His government just bent him over and he’s mad they can’t bust a nut in his asshole in peace.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I saw this picture floating around on X and it reminded me of Patrick so I remade it with him:

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I saw this picture floating around on X and it reminded me of Patrick so I remade it with him:

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Wrong in every last delusional detail aTalker.
1. Rick would never give his wife prezzies, only he can receive the prezzies.
2. Nikki only likes it with Transbians of a Melenated variety.
3. That body is not nearly as portly enough to be the Hog's own.
That's why your MsPaint license is over child, await the knock.

 

[Something Awful]

Dear Thanksgiving Man, I don't understand your culture or who you represent, but please bring me Psychedelic Rick next year and I will be grateful. LSD, 4-AcO-DMT, novel compounds, it's all good.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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he wants to dox people who laugh at him and call him fat. How is he any better? At least I'd still play AD&D with Elon. I would force feed Patrick his dice if he tried to play with my group.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Wrong in every last delusional detail aTalker.
1. Rick would never give his wife "prezzies,only he can receive the prezzies.
2. Nikki only likes it with Transbians of a Melenated variety.
3. That body is not nearly as portly enough to be the Hog's own.
That's why your MsPaint license is over child, await the knock.

It's supposed to represent Patrick when he founds out Adrienne (his first wife) and John are not just "friends".
EDIT: sentence fixed

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

It's supposed to represent the big revelation to Patrick when he founds out Adrienne (his first wife) and John are not just "friends".

Should've used the confused looking lappening!Pat face then sTlalker, enjoy anachronisms.

 

[A.P. Hill]

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The man who spent $100k to fail to dox internet users who called him fat had to pay the same internet users $85k because he didn't know that interest existed.

 

[AprilRains]

The man who spent $100k to fail to dox internet users who called him fat had to pay the same internet users $85k because he didn't know that interest existed.

And unlike Pat, Elon can afford it.

 

[Summer of George]

To Rick (and I actually agree with him on this, though he'd never own up to this being his real opinion), neoliberal men are weak, submissive, soy-titted, effeminate pantywaists, so he doesn't want people to think he is one, even though he is actually all those things.

It is pretty funny and fitting that Pat doesn’t really seem to have much use for types like Uncle Paul and Hildy. And increasingly, they’ve distanced themselves from him too. It’s all just a big game of hot potato where the potato is a jiggly brick of radioactive soy.

 

[Something Awful]

“It was a cold, dark night in deep space. Of course, that’s the sort of night experienced spacers preferred. A hot, bright night meant you’d flown into an uncharted star. Such nights were known for their brevity.”

Excerpt From
Gate Crashers
Patrick S. Tomlinson
This material may be protected by copyright.

Rick. You retarded nigger. Flying into a star is not a "hot bright night". Are you trying to be funny? Kill 6ou4wlr.



Where's the Szechuan sauce generator?!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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“It was a cold, dark night in deep space. Of course, that’s the sort of night experienced spacers preferred. A hot, bright night meant you’d flown into an uncharted star. Such nights were known for their brevity.”

Excerpt From
Gate Crashers
Patrick S. Tomlinson
This material may be protected by copyright.

Rick. You retarded nigger. Flying into a star is not a "hot bright night". Are you trying to be funny? Kill 6ou4wlr.

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Where's the Szechuan sauce generator?!

You can tell he's into things when a ship looks like a anal plug.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Now, I know I'm no artisinal pepperoni maker, but I don't put cream in my gravy. Am I doing it wrong?

The true secret for great gravy is very strong coffee.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Patrick S Torielinson be like : my CHILD

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

I was hoping for a massive meltdown from Pat this Thanksgiving as he went on an incredible meltdown last year producing 300 tweets a day for the best part of a week. Instead all we get is his normal levels of insanity.

Sad to say, but is Pat finally learning not to feed the trolls vast online clinically insane criminal cyberstalking cult who are trying to kill him and his family?

 

[Two Mile Brick]

Sad to say, but is Pat finally learning not to feed the trolls vast online clinically insane criminal cyberstalking cult who are trying to kill him and his family?

No, child. I am not. No, child. I did not. You have been told, many thousands of tweets, of how insane my engagement is of trolls. You are felony kiwiposting, stalker child. Enjoy prison.

Seriously though, I quite frankly think that Rick is so alienated from company- family, friends, or even places to go- and doesn't do any real work... so he wakes up and just thinks Thursday is just a regular tweet day. The absence of Niki and the gas cloud does not register on his self-absorbed porcine mind. So he just fucks around like it was a normal damn day and not a holiday where people celebrate togetherness.

Also when you eat the way Rick does, every day is a thanksgiving feast. (If your feasts are shitty, greasy food and enough alcohol to drown a black child in prior to pepperoni making)

 

[Red Frida]

Perhaps the exact moment when his brain totally breaks can be pinpointed?

Does his birth certificate have a timestamp?

The Rib-tual of Chüd where instead of telling jokes you have to NOCHILD him into oblivion

Wrong kind of clown, Tommy Tomlinson didn't tell jokes. He serviced cowboys behind the bronco stables.

The pig who paid $5K dollars to get unbanned from twitter has never made $50K a year in his life.

Wrong in every last delusional detail as always.