Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[All becomes gunt]

Since we are dealing with retards that unironically find this shit show funny i made a nice little song so that they can learn how to count.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Not sure if it's natural and he's always been like that or drug damage.

Natural

 

[Kulee Baba]

@Balldo's Gate strong work - I wonder just how many of those top dono accounts with obscene lifetime subs MM controls. He's like Derich and OIC all rolled into one . Imagine promptly unfollowing to self-confirm RETARD ALERT. RETARD ALERT.

Anyone notice high dono accounts that aren't in chat much? Or repeated big sub donos for new accounts that are never heard from again - OICs MO.

More inevitable discord leaks when....

In all honestly I’ve been a 1 sub dono paypig. I have no regrets they’ve produced an amusing shock jock show and have made me laugh. I do the same thing for Null on MATI. But I’m only giving these dorks “beer money.”

Could you imagine being such a paypig that you hear PPP’s call to remove Metokur Masochist name off the Paypig Leaderboard and get it done for them? That’s some sickening lapdog shit. I think it’s more optimistic to think that MM is a filthy rich retard who pumps the Kino Casino and will continue his degenerate cash donations than there being an army of smaller paypigs who will just do as the goofy men on the phone tell them to do.

Reminds me of the Bald loser in Florida who murdered his family after draining their bank accounts to give all their money away to a Bulgarian camwhore.

 

[AltisticRight]

It turns out Kick has an API endpoint which proves that Metokur_Masochist and WETBEETUS joined the site within hours of each other!

An interesting hypothesis could be that MM registered both accounts on that day, but simply forgot about one of them. Maybe he used the built-in password generator and it somehow didn't autocomplete, so he made another account and abandoned the first one. Obviously, he can just get the first one back via an email reset. That comes in handy when he got outed.

There's just way too many coincidences to ignore now. I can buy that two top paypigs joined within hours of each other but one becoming active after the other got exiled? And the other tried to cover it up as we were posting?
Nah. Occam's Razor tells me it's the same guy.
Will this matter? Of course not. Kino Casino viewers won't care.

For those bitching about @All becomes gunt, just understand that this is exactly what happens to fan threads. You'll end up eating crow. Just ask me about those tripods. E-celebrities are all the same, even if some are funnier (and fatter) than others.
I still won't wish Medicare a happy birthday until he kicks the bucket, bish.

 

[Guntkvd]

>Casino didn't have a meltdown in a while
>people forgot they're lolcows
>they do lolcow things
>pikachu_face.jpg

 

[bangdingow]

God fucking dammit PPP needs to tardwrangle Warski way harder.
The guy lived through the potato masher era of "skeptics(?) please respond." gay ops.
He lived through the Tonka xannyberries gay op saga.

And he still hasn't fucking learned.

Tardski brings all the 'pigs to the yard tho.
Those good goys sure got themselves into a pickle this time

 

[#DSPositive]

I've finished my dive into PPP's and Andy's histories and I have to say: @All becomes gunt is right: PPP needs to freeze in a cabin.

Destroy the Casino. Free Andy to be a free roaming retard once again and not just glorified tech support. Stop PPP from being a coward. Present day PPP would never calmly explain that Kobe Bryant is burning in Hell because he was a Catholic and thought he could employ a priest as an intermediary for his salvation. That might offend some tradcath larper paypigs, after all.

Proceeds of Total Casino Death should go to buying Godwinson some hair transplants in hopes of reviving his broken spirit.

Sweeping for a pedophile paypig is bad too.

Came in as a naive sweeper but have to agree can never look at them the same

ABG W

Knew Cokeski was a retard but didn't realize how full of shit the Guntcuck is, been going through his old material as well...his current persona so fake.

 

[DogZero]

Knew Cokeski was a retard but didn't realize how full of shit the Guntcuck is, been going through his old material as well...his current persona so fake.

>immediate impulse is to sweep
>changes tune meekly when tide turns
>double posts

Yeah i’m thinkin it’s 2024 join date time.

Just remember, nothing is fake in the sektur, it’s just so real your brain identifies it at fake, like the uncanny valley. Warski isn’t playing a retard, he really is one.

 

[urr13 account]

So you're telling me that Asstone, Tardski and the paypig have such little fucking common sense that they actually unironically didn't realize the reintroduction of a paypig on an alt should happen gradually and over time, not immediately following the ousting with zero time gap between? And the paypig just has to keep donating publicly too? Not just secretly funneling money? And there's already been an on-stream slipup too? My God, he really is a fucking masochist.

"METOKUR MASOCHIST IS DEAD! LONG LIVE WETBEETUS!"

 

[MoffAlbert]

Kiwisisters?! I thought the Casino was done for?! I'm literally shaking coping!

 

[Pigtoad]

Knew Cokeski was a retard but didn't realize how full of shit the Guntcuck is, been going through his old material as well...his current persona so fake.

That's just what he does. He has a natural gift for bullshit. This means he has trained himself to lie compulsively throughout his life and you won't be able to trust a single thing he says. It boggles my mind how so many people in the sektor believe this is normal behavior- they must have come from abusive families and now fill that void trying to buy e-celebrity friends to feel special. LOL

 

[All becomes gunt]

>immediate impulse is to sweep
>changes tune meekly when tide turns
>double posts

Yeah i’m thinkin it’s 2024 join date time.

Just remember, nothing is fake in the sektur, it’s just so real your brain identifies it at fake, like the uncanny valley. Warski isn’t playing a retard, he really is one.

I am willing to look past all that, on one condition. Say @#DSPositive , do you have any discord leaks you might wanna share ?

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Since we are dealing with retards that unironically find this shit show funny i made a nice little song so that they can learn how to count.

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WOOOOAAHHHH BUDDYYYYY MY SIDES WENT TO ORBIT AND FOUND METOKUR MASOCHIST'S REPUTATION, FUCKED TWO MALE-LOOKING SHEBOON HOOKERS AND CAME BACK WITH SYPHILLIS

 

[Drama Trauma]

So the paypig Discord wasn't nuked after all or they made a new one?

Lot of top paypigs gifted a lot of subs last stream, it seemed like it was kinda prediscussed (atleast to me).

 

[All becomes gunt]

So the paypig Discord wasn't nuked after all or they made a new one?

Lot of top paypigs gifted a lot of subs last stream, it seemed like it was kinda prediscussed (atleast to me).

Obviously it wasn't nuked. Or they just made a new one. Even Metokur Masochist isnt gone because who else will supply them with nigger tranny hookers and shotacon. If they actually did anything there would be so many disgruntled paypiggies spreading leaks like PPP spreads his anus for tranny cock. And ill go further, the reason they wont EVER and i mean EVER let Metokur Masochist go, is because he has a sextape from that Vegas orgy.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Kinosisters are like DarksydePhil's mentally retarded fans that live off government assistance they will never stop paying.

 

[Cloud9]

I am sure you astute Kiwifarmers have already begun to suspect what I have.

This was all a work. It was all Kayfabe

They knew all of this stuff for years. MM switched to his Wetbeetus alt after Ralph doxxed him. Andy still had him on his friend list on steam until people noticed it. Why would MM go along with all of this? He does have Masochist in his name after all! He got off on all of this.

Near the end of Kinoween the numbers were low and PPP came up with a grift to milk the numbers. Nothing added up. If this were real Andy would completely melt down in tard rage. This wasn't real though. I should have known when James ran right back to the Casino. It was probably fake info I was given. They always planned on streaming on Thanksgiving. I think even Ironwolfspear and Kyler were all in on this. Maybe even Godwinson and the former writers room. They even had a group of jannies and inner circle come here and dab on the Kiwifarms.

The problem is people are starting to figure out the grift. I am not the only one that is waking up to it. Then the logical conclusion would be is this the first work they have done? Surely not! I think one other time the numbers were getting low and Andy had the "boxed whine" incident. He went to rehab. Just all happened to correspond to the numbers getting low. They have their paypigs corralled in pretty good. They probably have the contests to "send stuff" in order to dox their paybigs so they can extort more money out of them. Psycho lost his job and was still expected to donate. I remember one time when the numbers were low Andy screamed out in rage "Psycho fuck you broke bum". The inner circle may be laughing right now but at what cost? You are at the mercy of PPP and Andy. They own your ass now and you will go along with all of their Kayfabe or else!

It was all fake. Numbers were low and PPP had to continue the grift.

 

[urr13 account]

This was all a work. It was all Kayfabe

This wasn't real though.

Metokur Masochist was never real, just a character created by 4D Chess Master PPP.

There were no black hookers.

PPP has never even been to Vegas.

Don't you see?

It was confirmed a while back that Metokur Masochist is fake.

On the Rakeback #22, at the 15:00 mark, Andy claims that Metokur Masochist donated $100, not realizing that Ethan Ralph had flagged down their Stream Elements link at the start of the stream and that they weren't able to receive donations.

Retard that he is, Andy didn't realize that he accidentally admitted that the Metokur Masochist donation he read out earlier must have been fake, because there was no way anyone could've sent in a donation at that time.

Metokur Masochist never existed.

/sneed

 

[All becomes gunt]

Metokur Masochist was never real, just a character created by 4D Chess Master PPP.

There were no black hookers.

PPP has never even been to Vegas.

Don't you see?


Metokur Masochist never existed.
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/sneed

Then... who is talldumbdork95... because that one is attached to Metokur Masochist and also Tardski's steam account and one Joshua Michael Gault. Seems pretty real to me imho. You can't fake an online history that goes that far back.

 

[urr13 account]

Then... who is talldumbdork95... because that one is attached to Metokur Masochist and also Tardski's steam account and one Joshua Michael Gault. Seems pretty real to me imho. You can't fake an online history that goes that far back.

I was kidding, lit cigarette happened to get it wrong in this instance, metokur masochist most likely made the donation directly through paypal or maybe the steamlabs was working intermittently on that day.

People tend to, understandably, assume paypigs are fake and donnos are fake because it is difficult to comprehend why anyone would give large amounts of money to streamers, especially at the level metokur masochist does. Subs are $5 and during the Dick Masterton simp texts segment metokur masochist donated 200 subs, that's $1,000 on one random kino casino show.

It's hard to imaging the type of person who would just give Andy and PPP $1,000 bucks on a whim.