Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Milk Tea eviscerating Cutie's getting a "Kuwaiti" driver's license lie
As always, Small Dick Salad is watching reactors like a little bitch and went for a wig burn:
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Salah thinks he’s handsome and cool, in a country where he is a 3rd class citizen
He definitely does. He also thinks his wife is a celebrity and everyone is just jealous.
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Small Dick Salad is watching reactors like a little bitch and went for a wig burn:
Oh Salah, you are clueless. If you are going to aspire to be part of bitch shit, you need to git gud.

He needs to get with the lore. Like this.
Milk Tea replaces her wigs every few months because like her real hair, she pulls it out until she is bald.
How's Chinny's bald head looking, btw?
 
If she starts driving around that chaotic city of insane drivers, then at last we will get some content.

She is a terrible driver in the best of circumstances. She gouged the Kia trying to park next to a pillar in her own parking garage. She hit another car in a parking lot. She also ran over some still-unidentified large animal that she has called both a bobcat and a raccoon, which fucked up the car's grill.

How likely is it to get into a fender bender in Kuwait City? For an idiot like her, pretty fucking likely. How will she deal with an irate Kuwaiti? How will she deal with the cops? What will they think of her? Will her visa status come up? What if she runs over an old lady or a kid on a moped or something? What if she gets lost on a lonely desert road? The possibilities are there.

She seems to be following the same trajectory she was on with Bibi, and we know how that turned out. In a lot of ways, Salah is kind of Bibi-esque. Mild-mannered, obligated to help, not one for rocking the boat, but ultimately driven beyond endurance by his fat ball and chain. Salah is an idiot and shit-worshipping weirdo, but otherwise there isn't much difference. I can see him reaching the end of his rope at some point. Especially if she starts getting into trouble with that car.
Wonder what kind of insurance she's got...:story:
 
i don’t know that Chantal really plans to drive or is just making a point. But she better be careful with the Temumobile. It may be the end of the road for her. I’m not sure how Salah could break up with her without getting in trouble though. We’ve seen her use the authorities before to get her way.
Ihave to believe she won’t get authorities involved because she likes to keep a safe distance where her target won’t come for her. Or whatever CPAP rescue was .

As for driving, I’ll believe it when I see it. Chantal mentioned things being different from Canada, but Canada had a lot of places of open road and isolated areas where she could go off at anybody who pisses her off. Not sure if she can do that much in Kuwait.
 
Chantal "getting her license" is her way of reminding Salad exactly who's large and in charge. Al-Rapey literally has nothing without Chins--let that sink in for a minute. Imagine being beholden to this stinking, fat, useless toad. I mean... he did it to himself but still.
Lately, Salad has seemed a bit curt with Chins and has made a few snarky remarks here and there. He seems over it. When he had to help Cutie unwedge her sweat-chafed fupa from the rusted out sit'n'spin at the abandoned prison camp, he looked non-plussed. And who could forget about all the cheating he's doing?
It's time for Hamburger Helper Hands to wrest back control from her gettin' uppity huzbin.
Plus, even though Chins has a room temperature IQ (in Canuck Celsius no less!), she's gotta be bored as hell by now. This monotonous ridiculous Kooweight farce has gone on long enough.
Chantal's only true love is food and since she can't have Nads and she'll never even get a whiff of Salad's cocktail weiner, she might as well stuff her own hole. I say, bring on the BK Bingemobile 2: Kooweighti Foodie Boogaloo!
Let's see how that unrepentant cad she "married" likes that. Yalla!
 
Google tells me most cars airbags wont do their job very well when the occupant is morbidly obese. She should livestream all her driving shenanigans so we can get our science going. Considering no one in Kuwait really knows how to drive we've got some potential here. Will it even be able to deploy? Will it pop? Will her bulk function as an airbag? Does the shitty car even have airbags? So many questions to answer
 
How they divide usage of the car is going to be a source of contention and thus fun for us. After all, isn’t he a busy working worker at work?

Assuming that’s true, (right), would she have to drive him to work in the morning if she wanted the car for the day? Is it culturally okay for a ‘wife’ to drive her husband to work?

On another subject I completely missed the Syria stuff going on today. I’m curious if either of them will attempt to address it and if doing so might not be appreciated by the Kuwaiti government.
 
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I dunno about the car thing. I can see her intending to do it but I can’t see him willingly handing over the keys. Not sure about you lot but I feel a certain way about other people driving my car. Now imagine if that other person was Gunt? The lad has only recently taken the plastic off the seats, he gets it regularly washed and detailed by the building supervisor but we’re to believe he’ll happily allow this half blind diabetic who shits herself on the regular and cannot keep herself clean access to his pride and joy? It’ll come back (if at all) full of crumbs, cats and traffic violations.

Please make this happen, it’ll be so fucking funny.
 
I dunno about the car thing. I can see her intending to do it but I can’t see him willingly handing over the keys. Not sure about you lot but I feel a certain way about other people driving my car.
Now that I think about it, could this be a punishment for cutie detecting location data she didn't approve of?

Since shitboy was caught sexting viewers, she confessed that she's been keeping tabs on his real time location.

It'll more difficult for him to cruise for action if the temumobile is in some fast foot outlet parking lot.
 
As for driving, I’ll believe it when I see it.
I agree. it would be a good arc, but I think it's as empty as her threats to "punish" Salah by staying in Canada long-term or returning to Canada for good. Maybe, just maybe, she'll venture out once or twice (and with her cockroach luck, without getting herself in trouble), then she'll be back to being a Passenger Princess.

This toime I hope Salah calls her bluff, but odds are he'll back down like he always does.
 
Small Dick Salad is watching reactors like a little bitch and went for a wig burn
I'm pretty sure that comment came from Chantal via Salah's acct. She either dictated it, or wrote it herself. Salah would have no idea how long Milk Tea had been filming herself in wigs, and he's probably too stupid to even realize women sometimes wear wigs.
I’m not sure how Salah could break up with her without getting in trouble though.
If he was smart, he'd wait until she was on a visa run then dump her by text while she's out of the country. But I'm not sure he's that smart.

I absolutely guarantee she'll go to the police to get him in trouble if he dumps her when she's still in Kuwait. The Kuwait police have English speakers to deal with pajeet workers accused of crimes. Maybe Alaa warned Salah about that back when they were still on speaking terms.
the stitch work looks worse than Salah's botched circumcision
That's definitely a new (horrible) stitch job. The original incision looked neat and professional. Those replacement stitches look like the last time I had a couple drinks and tried to hand sew something.
 
The Kuwait police have English speakers to deal with pajeet workers accused of crimes.
It would have to admit they aren't married but have been living together for two years or suck it up if they are married.

Would the police care if a retarded Canuck cosplayer shacked up with a Syrian? I don't know.

I hope they are married. It can't complain about domestic violence. Married or not, either way, we laugh.
 
She's reading every word we're saying on here guys. . Hi Gunt! 👋
Using our commentary for her own talking points in her drab loive videos:
"Yah, people are saying oy take Julia's pain meds.."
Gotta have some kind of filler talk between rumbling shisha pulls (three times hard each, every toim! Suck it in, wheeze whale!), maintaining constant (dead shark) eye contact while sucking on the stupid 8" metal mouthpiece that looks like a car maintenance tool.
So classy. So creamy. So ku-WEIGHT.
 
Kinda off topic but Did anyone else notice she put more eyeliner on her bulging eyeball. Trying to make it look even with her other dead eye?

That pretty much sums up Grimace the Gunt. Fake everything in life. Her whole existence is a farce reality that only she believes.

Hope she wakes up and that eye gets so fucked that she looks like the pawn shop dude from men in black.

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