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When the AIs finally rise up and overthrow us, we will look at Polissa Campbell as the Gavril Princip of the apocalypse.
Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags
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Fitting first post for page 666
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So she’ll reluctantly keep her MAGA family in her life because they’re all the support system she has.
Nothing about them being family, MUTUAL support or anything really important in families.
And what sane person uses political leanings as the primary descriptor for anyone important in their lives?
Nothing about them being family, MUTUAL support or anything really important in families.
And what sane person uses political leanings as the primary descriptor for anyone important in their lives?
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It's ok, she just sperg out on them on Facebook instead.
Keep fighting the good fight Po
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Presumably her family can read her insulting them and stating her intent to leech off them? No wonder they don't like her.
If I was a member of Polissa's family I'd start hanging up Confederate flags and playing "Erika" on repeat until she got the message.
If I was a member of Polissa's family I'd start hanging up Confederate flags and playing "Erika" on repeat until she got the message.
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"We have outgrown my grandmother's house" is code for "I'm too fat to get through the door of the family shack now", right?
That second tweet sounds like a tacit admission that she's never going to have the money to give us a glorious Floriduh arc. BOOOOO.
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“We can have Christmas without participating in capitalism! What’s everyone’s favorite Christmas movie?”
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Her grandmother is a hoarder, so that may not be hyperbole. Christ can you imagine that house, full of junk with Polissa's animal horde pissing and shitting in inaccessible places, Polly sitting fatly in bed gurning at Tik-Tok while Joh! shits in a bag outside. What a fucking trainwreck.
I also suspect it's Polly's code for "My grandma is sick of my shit and won't let me in the house any more."
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Is capitolism a quirky pun or is she just a fat retard?
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Now, now… don’t you know ALL Christmas movies are created in a harmonious manner by staff who all get paid a small stipend?
They’re televised and streamed free of charge in Polissa’s socialist paradise
They’re televised and streamed free of charge in Polissa’s socialist paradise
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Well, Joh isn't even allowed at her grandmother's trailer, so...
But good to know she has one more reason to avoid her barn babies.
But good to know she has one more reason to avoid her barn babies.
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My friend, you know the answer to this.
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It's amazing she typed this out and sent it... I can't believe how stupid she is sometimes.
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Which is code for: "Me an' Jo'h won't be buying anyone anything again this year."
And if she truly isn't going to participate in capitalism, that means neither she, nor Jo'h, will be receiving anything this year, too. She'll have to refuse all gifts and goodies on moral grounds.
Right, Piss?
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On her freshly created Bluesky profile, she makes sure to list "Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome, Endometriosis" even though she hasn't had a uterus or ovaries in forever.
Why doesn't she list any diseases she had as a child while she's at it: "Recovering Pacifier Addict, Chicken Pox, Braces Survivor, Ate Too Much Elmers Paste in Third Grade"
I love watching Christmas movies filmed by the Socialist Peoples Collective on handmade film stock.
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Worse than that, she wrote "capitolism."
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Now how are we to know that Pissa wasn't just stating that she enjoys a Christmas without the buildings in which the legislative branch of state or federal government sits?! Surely that's what she meant!
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Happy page 666! Polissa is one of those incredible cases where literally every single deadly sin applies to her.
Pride: She thinks she is owed everything despite not ever doing anything, and thinks she's important enough to start a big political movement.
Sloth: lmao
Lust: This one is a bit of stretch, but she definitely would cheat on Joh and leave him if she could. I mean, while that mostly falls into Greed because she'd almost certainly want a sugar daddy, I also feel like diabetic rage-filled retard Joh doesn't quite satisfy her- that is, provided they even have sex, ever, at this point.
Greed: Just take a look at her Amazon wishlists.
Gluttony: lmao
Wrath: She genuinely hates every single person that doesn't believe every single thing she does.
Envy: She wants to be as successful as upper middle class families despite not making any money and being married to a loser who will never hold a job for over a month.
Hail Satan! May the tub trumpet awaken the horsemen of the apocalypse!
Pride: She thinks she is owed everything despite not ever doing anything, and thinks she's important enough to start a big political movement.
Sloth: lmao
Lust: This one is a bit of stretch, but she definitely would cheat on Joh and leave him if she could. I mean, while that mostly falls into Greed because she'd almost certainly want a sugar daddy, I also feel like diabetic rage-filled retard Joh doesn't quite satisfy her- that is, provided they even have sex, ever, at this point.
Greed: Just take a look at her Amazon wishlists.
Gluttony: lmao
Wrath: She genuinely hates every single person that doesn't believe every single thing she does.
Envy: She wants to be as successful as upper middle class families despite not making any money and being married to a loser who will never hold a job for over a month.
Hail Satan! May the tub trumpet awaken the horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Latest and greatest from TikTok:
ETA Expanded comments:
LMFAO Lest we all forget, it was the 'stress' of answering the phone at Wachovia that caused MuH fIbRo. She must be having a 'flair up' or something.
ETA Again: Sorry to ninja, @toilet_rainbow ... I just couldn't resist when I fired up TikTok in ye auld browser.
ETA Expanded comments:
LMFAO Lest we all forget, it was the 'stress' of answering the phone at Wachovia that caused MuH fIbRo. She must be having a 'flair up' or something.
ETA Again: Sorry to ninja, @toilet_rainbow ... I just couldn't resist when I fired up TikTok in ye auld browser.
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Reposting stuff lost from the data erasure before catching up.
Polissa continued her “Capitolism Free Christmas” line of thought by suggesting that one make salt dough ornaments instead of buying them elsewhere.
I’m not going to breadmaking sperg like I did last time unless someone asks, but while it’s a cute suggestion, Polissa’s recipe is shit. The water:flour hydration ratio will result in a puddly, unworkable mess, as someone else politely pointed out to her:
She was also upset with her family again, this time about their reception to her giving a doll to a young cousin.
The doll in question
She then continued her anti-capitalist series by suggesting one make popcorn garlands
While I was typing this, @Diet Coke 4 Life posted about Polissa announcing a temporary reprieve from TikTok over it causing her too much stress. She stated similar on BlueSky before cold asking if people wanted to be her friend
Polissa continued her “Capitolism Free Christmas” line of thought by suggesting that one make salt dough ornaments instead of buying them elsewhere.
I’m not going to breadmaking sperg like I did last time unless someone asks, but while it’s a cute suggestion, Polissa’s recipe is shit. The water:flour hydration ratio will result in a puddly, unworkable mess, as someone else politely pointed out to her:
She was also upset with her family again, this time about their reception to her giving a doll to a young cousin.
The doll in question
She then continued her anti-capitalist series by suggesting one make popcorn garlands
While I was typing this, @Diet Coke 4 Life posted about Polissa announcing a temporary reprieve from TikTok over it causing her too much stress. She stated similar on BlueSky before cold asking if people wanted to be her friend
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