🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Punished Borzoi]

Another bit that has no thought, is not funny, and will lead nowhere. And this is what they came up with after multiple days of brainstorming. End the show.

Right now the show has a schizophrenic autistic black guy with 160 IQ covered in gold paint with a foam sword doing a videogame tutorial while not knowing anything about what is going on. Lighten up a little bit and enjoy what we have, seriously.

 

[bookers]

they changed him to gold burt

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Another bit that has no thought, is not funny, and will lead nowhere. And this is what they came up with after multiple days of brainstorming. End the show.

I thought it was pretty funny.

What's a bit you found genuinely funny on Fish Tank?

 

[neger psykolog]

I think this is pretty obviously setting him up to go outdoors and do something similar to Bloodgames.
Do remember: production had him go outdoors before with Xavier and got him to dress up and shit.

There is a user called "Leadeater" who is persistently telling him to go through the door as the final test. I'm guessing it is production or a paypig trying to gaslight him into disqualifying himself?

But do note that the cameraman hasn't been present for a while. It is literally only Burt and Xavier.
Luke is upstairs sleeping or some shit
The nontent sisters are stress eating in the kitchen.

 

[#lurker]

What's a bit you found genuinely funny on Fish Tank?

That's easy. When Sam, Ben, and Alex Stein pulled Burt into the confessional for the Mr. Diamond bit, and were dying trying not to break character.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

New Xavier skin unlocked.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

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New Xavier skin unlocked.

"Why did I get excited when you hit me?"

"That's something between you and yourself, Burt. The Pepsi awaits you! Two more wins!"

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

They're watching Burt, production is watching/filming Burt, we're watching Burt, and nobody is watching them because they suck shit through a straw

what zero pussy does to a mf

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"Why did I get excited when you hit me?"

"That's something between you and yourself, Burt. The Pepsi awaits you! Two more wins!"

"Enjoy the potion"

 

[neger psykolog]

Production finally gave Burt some popcorn and Pepsi (Xavier calls the Pepsi "potion" and says it is the last that he will get for a while)

The way he ate and drank (he was absolutely scoffing it down) indicates that he is fucking famished. Someone get my man Burt a proper fucking meal or a sandwich or some shit.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The redguard's training is complete and he got another potion as a quest reward.

The next course: wallrunning (or ninjutsu). He must release the L2 button and hold A while moving the analog stick in the direction of the wall.

 

[neger psykolog]

lol
everyone else asks for shit from production: they usually get nothing*
king burt demands pepsi and popcorn: it gets delivered within minutes (both a can and a bottle of Pepsi)

I think production was a bit more generous in the early days of the show but I think they stopped giving people shit they asked for.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

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The redguard's training is complete and he got another potion as a quest reward.
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The next course: wallrunning (or ninjutsu). He must release the L2 button and hold A while moving the analog stick in the direction of the wall.

this is the only content i need

 

[Dill]

The symbolism of the two nontent queens watching Gold Burt train in the yard is peak
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[Ravier Xavenblood]

Xavier gave Burt 2 questions. His first was asking if he'd won the $50k to which Xavier replied he has what he needs to win the competition if he channels his dark side.. Second question was asking if Alex was ok, which Xavier said "you already know".

And then just like that, the blademaster left.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The way he ate and drank (he was absolutely scoffing it down) indicates that he is fucking famished. Someone get my man Burt a proper fucking meal or a sandwich or some shit.

Burt always eats popcorn like that. He's a fucking pig, and he never eats a substantial meal. He only eats popcorn, candy, and Pepsi. Dude has the worst diet of any adult not over 300lbs.

 

[neger psykolog]

Burt always eats popcorn like that. He's a fucking pig, and he never eats a substantial meal. He only eats popcorn, candy, and Pepsi. Dude has the worst diet of any adult not over 300lbs.

Probably because of the autism (they're particular about food)
He looks totally exhausted right now and is struggling to breath and struggling to walk straight - they need to give him a bit of time to relax and recuperate.

 

[Kane lives in death]

I dunno man this feels like bullying the 10 year old autistic kid that doesnt get that hes being bullied, hes burt, so he will go along with literally anything production tells him to do no questions asked.
It may be fun in small doses when the house is full, but when burt is the only content it feels kinda sad

But someone had the neptunian idea of kicking most of the fish three days ago, truly kino!

 

[Sneedifarms]

Burt always eats popcorn like that. He's a fucking pig, and he never eats a substantial meal. He only eats popcorn, candy, and Pepsi. Dude has the worst diet of any adult not over 300lbs.

No wonder he still needed implants despite being on roids.

 

[Josh is a nigger]