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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
#lurker said:
Another bit that has no thought, is not funny, and will lead nowhere. And this is what they came up with after multiple days of brainstorming. End the show.
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Right now the show has a schizophrenic autistic black guy with 160 IQ covered in gold paint with a foam sword doing a videogame tutorial while not knowing anything about what is going on. Lighten up a little bit and enjoy what we have, seriously.
 
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they changed him to gold burt
 
I think this is pretty obviously setting him up to go outdoors and do something similar to Bloodgames.
Do remember: production had him go outdoors before with Xavier and got him to dress up and shit.

There is a user called "Leadeater" who is persistently telling him to go through the door as the final test. I'm guessing it is production or a paypig trying to gaslight him into disqualifying himself?

But do note that the cameraman hasn't been present for a while. It is literally only Burt and Xavier.
Luke is upstairs sleeping or some shit
The nontent sisters are stress eating in the kitchen.
 
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Production finally gave Burt some popcorn and Pepsi (Xavier calls the Pepsi "potion" and says it is the last that he will get for a while)

The way he ate and drank (he was absolutely scoffing it down) indicates that he is fucking famished. Someone get my man Burt a proper fucking meal or a sandwich or some shit.
 
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The redguard's training is complete and he got another potion as a quest reward.
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The next course: wallrunning (or ninjutsu). He must release the L2 button and hold A while moving the analog stick in the direction of the wall.
 
lol
everyone else asks for shit from production: they usually get nothing*
king burt demands pepsi and popcorn: it gets delivered within minutes (both a can and a bottle of Pepsi)

I think production was a bit more generous in the early days of the show but I think they stopped giving people shit they asked for.
 
Xavier gave Burt 2 questions. His first was asking if he'd won the $50k to which Xavier replied he has what he needs to win the competition if he channels his dark side.. Second question was asking if Alex was ok, which Xavier said "you already know".

And then just like that, the blademaster left.
 
neger psykolog said:
The way he ate and drank (he was absolutely scoffing it down) indicates that he is fucking famished. Someone get my man Burt a proper fucking meal or a sandwich or some shit.
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Burt always eats popcorn like that. He's a fucking pig, and he never eats a substantial meal. He only eats popcorn, candy, and Pepsi. Dude has the worst diet of any adult not over 300lbs.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Burt always eats popcorn like that. He's a fucking pig, and he never eats a substantial meal. He only eats popcorn, candy, and Pepsi. Dude has the worst diet of any adult not over 300lbs.
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Probably because of the autism (they're particular about food)
He looks totally exhausted right now and is struggling to breath and struggling to walk straight - they need to give him a bit of time to relax and recuperate.
 
I dunno man this feels like bullying the 10 year old autistic kid that doesnt get that hes being bullied, hes burt, so he will go along with literally anything production tells him to do no questions asked.
It may be fun in small doses when the house is full, but when burt is the only content it feels kinda sad

But someone had the neptunian idea of kicking most of the fish three days ago, truly kino!
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Burt always eats popcorn like that. He's a fucking pig, and he never eats a substantial meal. He only eats popcorn, candy, and Pepsi. Dude has the worst diet of any adult not over 300lbs.
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No wonder he still needed implants despite being on roids.
 
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