Was it Dan Savage where someone wrote in saying "I'm going to wait until after college graduation to start dating girls," and he was like "My Brother in Christ, you will never have access to trim of the quality and quantity you have access to as a man in college"?
And speaking as a female who went to college, the inverse is true. There you are, sitting in rooms with 200+ single, horny, early 20s dudes every day. And if none of those are any good, you go back to your dorm building with another 200+ single, horny, early 20s dudes. So many men.
Even the one really fat gay guy got laid.
But really, if that was intended to be a roast, Sandy got the worst of it.
"What is your job, exactly?" is a harsh one.