🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[username1811]

The season 2 house was the perfect size for a live show where an entire house is miced up. The new house is awful. Yeah having schitty is nice I guess, but jet said there won't be a season 3.5 anyways so that isn't even that nice.
Go back to themed seasons, with smaller houses with lots of furniture.

Yeah that's the best thing season 2 had going for it, the house and the costumes were top tier.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I come home from my shift at work and they're on an RV and Jeff is back what the fuck.

 

[Nihil Jung]

"LETS DO HIDE AND SEEK"
Sam, in an RV with like 8 people in it.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Jeff's instagram

https://www.instagram.com/shutupjeff508/

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Real name Jeffrey Michael Hayston
Maybe someone smarter than me can verify his warrant claims

Lord Jesus:

https://www.tauntongazette.com/story/news/2007/09/29/stabbing-suspect-to-stay-in/38100295007/

Jeff is always going on about Taunton, he would go on about it with Nifty who was a local. He's talked about how he stabbed a motherfucker. He wasn't lying. TBF they tried to shoot him first though, and his whole "It's only self-defense if you do it the one time, if you keep going it's something else." was from experience lol.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Okay Sam is making real content out of this.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Imagine if they drove to Hoarderman's house and linked up with Jimmy.

 

[Mörkö]

I was doing some research during the Great KF Cheese Wars and have this interesting bit of perspective for all the yuros in the thread:
Wyoming has a lower population density than Khazakhstan. 10+ states in middle America are ten times less populated than the average European country.

Be prepared for hours without cell coverage.

I've driven extensively throughout "Middle America" and you're 100% right, if they actually tried to do a coast to coast road trip we'd be going hours without connection. Even some areas before you get to the Great Plains are spotty, that's one of the reasons I think they're staying local. If anything they're doing some sort of East Coast loop.

 

[The Man With No Name]

The season 2 house was the perfect size for a live show where an entire house is miced up. The new house is awful. Yeah having schitty is nice I guess, but jet said there won't be a season 3.5 anyways so that isn't even that nice.
Go back to themed seasons, with smaller houses with lots of furniture.

This was a while back but the context of "no season 3.5" quote is that it's two seasons and then a ".5" so Bloodgames 2 would be after S4, which I guess is fair. If we figure S4 happens some time in mid to late Spring 2025, maybe an end of summer Bloodgames is possible?

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Nobody actually archived the Jet bit talking about the season imploding and Sam coming in and unilaterally just deciding on a road trip. This end sequence is just winging it.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

We got Sam driving an rv at 90mph while Jeff has a plastic bag over his head trying to play hide and touch.

Peak content.

 

[ElseWorld712]

I've driven extensively throughout "Middle America" and you're 100% right, if they actually tried to do a coast to coast road trip we'd be going hours without connection. Even some areas before you get to the Great Plains are spotty, that's one of the reasons I think they're staying local. If anything they're doing some sort of East Coast loop.

would starlink work here? or am i wildly over estimating Elon's product?

 

[Marche]

We got Sam driving an rv at 90mph while Jeff has a plastic bag over his head trying to play hide and touch.

Peak content.

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honestly more content in a small RV than the huge house

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Mörkö]

would starlink work here? or am i wildly over estimating Elon's product?

Good point, I actually have no idea but here's their availability map according to Google:

These sorts of maps are notoriously inaccurate, but supposedly Starlink is good for campers. Anecdotal/unrelated, but last night I saw the Starlink satellites fly right over my house, super surreal.

 

[SpergChud]

"LETS DO HIDE AND SEEK"
Sam, in an RV with like 8 people in it.

Its working though lmao. The goblin will always find its cavern.

 

[ElseWorld712]

Good point, I actually have no idea but here's their availability map according to Google:
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These sorts of maps are notoriously inaccurate, but supposedly Starlink is good for campers. Anecdotal/unrelated, but last night I saw the Starlink satellites fly right over my house, super surreal.

Okay Jet make the call lets get Elon in the tank. Im still waiting for Starlink in South Africa which is funny considering Elon comes from here. I still think they aren't actually doing this trip. What about swatting? Fans trying to find them?

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Its working though lmao. The goblin will always find its cavern.

Need Goblin Slayer to come root this one out.

 

[Mörkö]

Okay Jet make the call lets get Elon in the tank. Im still waiting for Starlink in South Africa which is funny considering Elon comes from here. I still think they aren't actually doing this trip. What about swatting? Fans trying to find them?

They did establish a rule pretty early on that no one is allowed to comment on anything they see from the window, road signs etc.

 

[Big Nasty]

Of course the S3 house has got bad vibes. The wiggertude has been soaking into the walls.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

They better enable TTS donos so Wild Randy can tell them about the airtag he put on the RV.