Shmork's patreon 'hospital' doodles v Sandypants 'self portrait'
I used to follow his art before The Recording Incident, and that self portrait looked way to familiar, with the doodles I've got some proof that apparently Shmorky can't draw anything but klurfs any more. Talent! What a celebrity.
EDIT: Apologies for catching my cursor on the screen grab, but honestly it's more of an artistic choice than he's made in the last 3 years
Yeah if you have seen a fair amount of his stuff you know he can do portraits and caricatures quite well. He has a bunch of old ms paint caricatures up on davekellycentral.com or shmorky.com
used a friend's lurker FA account to look around the Sandypants profile. here's a list of users both PeachesThePuppy and Sandypants follow:
agoutirex
AssButt
BrainSister
biohazard
catmonkshiro
Cerberus
fiztheancient (Sandypants twitter has also tweeted at Fiz a few times and seemed pretty friendly. i thinks Fiz is/was pretty popular? might have had some ties to SA? it's been years since i last saw that username.)
LusoPakak
momorodent
Pomander
Sonderjen
soundhound
technicolor_pie
Thorn
Van-Weasel
Zabeth
so they follow 15 of the same users, not counting any that i might not have picked up on because they're under new accounts in the Sandypants account's watched list. that doesn't seem like much until you realize the Peaches account is only following a total of 38 users, meaning Sandypants watches almost half of the users that Peaches the Puppy watches. how strange.
started googling combinations of usernames and found this webcomic's fanart page where - again, how strange! - both Peaches and Sandy left fanart. you'll also notice some other people on this page who are also in the list above - Technicolor Pie, AssButt, BrainSister, Van-Weasel, LusoPakak, Sonderjen. (archive)
too bad you can't check the dates on which the pieces from Sandy and Peaches were posted.
used a friend's lurker FA account to look around the Sandypants profile. here's a list of users both PeachesThePuppy and Sandypants follow:
agoutirex
AssButt
BrainSister
biohazard
catmonkshiro
Cerberus
fiztheancient (Sandypants twitter has also tweeted at Fiz a few times and seemed pretty friendly. i thinks Fiz is/was pretty popular? might have had some ties to SA? it's been years since i last saw that username.)
LusoPakak
momorodent
Pomander
Sonderjen
soundhound
technicolor_pie
Thorn
Van-Weasel
Zabeth
so they follow 15 of the same users, not counting any that i might not have picked up on because they're under new accounts in the Sandypants account's watched list. that doesn't seem like much until you realize the Peaches account is only following a total of 38 users, meaning Sandypants watches almost half of the users that Peaches the Puppy watches. how strange.
started googling combinations of usernames and found this webcomic's fanart page where - again, how strange! - both Peaches and Sandy left fanart. you'll also notice some other people on this page who are also in the list above - Technicolor Pie, AssButt, BrainSister, Van-Weasel, LusoPakak, Sonderjen. (archive)
too bad you can't check the dates on which the pieces from Sandy and Peaches were posted.
Now this takes me back. When Dave started getting rampantly harassed by a new artist on his own board. We all found it really odd he refused to ban the guy and none of his mods stepped in. Then we connected the dots and noticed the hateful first reply to any new posted drawing was less then a minutes Meaning either this guy either is just sitting there hitting F5 or Dave was posting the picture then just switching to his troll account to harass himself via sockpuppet.
Then someone realized that you could pull IP information off the board and lo and behold it was fucking Dave. He instantly spun this big sob story that he was broken and wanted attention blloooo blooo I know you hate me now!.
Apprantly this was the second time he has tried this sort of behavior but was even more obvious the first time, as he might have wanted to get caught for the broken ass pats. Regardless someone got pissed at both his sockpuppet bullshit and his smug behavior and made up a whole website a few weeks later that was basically one tongue in cheek rant against dave being such a shitlord and an unthinkable person. I mean just mad stuff. Dave however was so nonchalant he sent the guy artwork to show how he was immune to criticism and slander from some stalker. This backfired hard when it became the header image for the website and proved to everyone that this was just yet another creepy Dave Bunny sympathy ruse. To which everyone just kept asking him to admit to it and move on. Which he wouldn't cause the guy said some particularly vile things about many of his close friends and former girlfriends. He became obsessed with this apparently and refers to this mysterious figure as his stalker.
Now here we are again and in 16 years Dave has spread his tentacles out all over. I wonder if he hopes that if he burns one identity he can merely put on one of his established ninja masks and slip away? Let Dave Kelly and Shmorky die and come back as Sandypants or some other cutsie purple pussyesque artist and begin again.
Due to diligent internet detective work in exposing this goof to intense ridicule. there is now no chance of escape to Argentina for this blue meanie.
That's weird. It's not just to stop you doing things which might worsen your mental health here, it's a privacy thing. Even visitors can't take their phones into the ward - they have to put them in a locker before entering - because they don't want people taking images of people having meltdowns and uploading them to the internet.
Art therapy and journaling are big in psych wards here, though, so you do have supervised access to pencils, paint brushes and other shit which could be fashioned into a weapon - even though you have to use plastic cutlery. It's a bit inconsistent, really.
im not from the USA, but its pretty much the same here regarding phones in wards, I was in the hospital a few years back (not suicide , but still in a psych ward) they took my phone and most of things that would "harm" me, when i complained about not having a phone they told me it was because since i was going to be with other mentally ill people, some of them might steal it, break it, or use it to harm themselves or others, so it was better that way. I have no idea if in wards in the USA they group people together, or they just have different, isolated rooms for each patient (which i think is least likely, but idk)
I really think Shmorky is/was NOT in the hospital for trying to off himself, it just seems impossible that he had his phone with him in a psych ward.
At this point I think we're going to have to all cut our hands and bleed into petri dishes and see whose blood gets an erection when we tell it it can't use the bathroom. It's the only way to be sure we aren't actually Dave.
At this point I think we're going to have to all cut our hands and bleed into petri dishes and see whose blood gets an erection when we tell it it can't use the bathroom. It's the only way to be sure we aren't actually Dave.
