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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
It's been a rough day and a half, the streams were down most of the time, KF down most of the time. When the stream was up it's nothing anyway. The worst era in Fishtank ever.
 
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Well they're in a hotel room now. Riveting stuff. Director mode at 2.8k, hawk at 3k. At least with the bad vibes house it felt like there was more potential of cool stuff happening.
 
We are BACK. Despite the nontent of the last 24 hours, there has been some stuff:
  • Alexis tried fucking over the show after leaving, contacting Payton's family and getting them to fake an emergency to try getting her to leave, lying to the wiggers that her dad had been in a car accident and was about to die
  • They are now in a hotel room in Texas (Hotel Garden Inn)
  • Burt thought Fatty was around 50 years old
  • Alexis is continuing to be a whore
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  • Luke had to run for candy to keep everyone awake. Binx needed the sugar especially, since she's a retard vegan and has a fucked up diet and relies on candy for sugar
  • Burt shit all over the toilet again
  • Sneedchat is currently gunted after the extreme demand for Destiny sucking cock crashed the site for a day :(
 
Blackstar said:
We are BACK. Despite the nontent of the last 24 hours, there has been some stuff:
  • Alexis tried fucking over the show after leaving, contacting Payton's family and getting them to fake an emergency to try getting her to leave, lying to the wiggers that her dad had been in a car accident and was about to die
  • They are now in a hotel room in Texas (Hotel Garden Inn)
  • Burt thought Fatty was around 50 years old
  • Alexis is continuing to be a whore
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  • Luke had to run for candy to keep everyone awake. Binx needed the sugar especially, since she's a retard vegan and has a fucked up diet and relies on candy for sugar
  • Burt shit all over the toilet again
  • Sneedchat is currently gunted after the extreme demand for Destiny sucking cock crashed the site for a day :(
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Whoa holy shit, where did you read about Alexis getting Payton's family to fake an emergency?
 
This isn't even Fishtank anymore, this is just trash. IP2 is actually better than this shit. They managed to turn what many thought was the best season into the worst season.
 
It's fuckin crazy how hard Fatty kills the fish's desire for conversation when he's in the room.
He jumped in the bath earlier on today and both of the girls were much more inclined to talk and join in the conversation that Burt, Jeff and Luke were havin.
 
BullfrogBill said:
This isn't even Fishtank anymore, this is just trash. IP2 is actually better than this shit. They managed to turn what many thought was the best season into the worst season.
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There's a small chance they're going to Alex B's place and dropping Payton off, that's the only possibility of a good ending as far as I'm concerned. Humiliating Alex would almost make up for the past week.
 
earlier today, the youtube director stream went to firefox and there was a tab open with the search "hitchhiking"
thoughts?
 
dramamine said:
earlier today, the youtube director stream went to firefox and there was a tab open with the search "hitchhiking"
thoughts?
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While it could be fun it would probably get fucked over by the cell data like the road trip was.

Also, so you guys know. :null: has been alerted about sneedchat being kill thanks to one of the Keno Kasino niggas who helps him out.
 
In a brief period yesterday where the stream was actually up, Fatty leaked that they are currently headed to Vegas (though most people guessed that).

Nice one retard!
 
With the holidays coming up and with the feed going up and down, and especially with our beloved Kiwi Farms being down, I've completely lost track of the RV story arc.

I'm not complaining about the quality of the RV arc, because I've seen very little of it. Nor do I expect to get any less busy until after Christmas, so it looks like I'm going to miss the end of the show. I'll probably check in now and then, and hopefully there will be some sort of finale when they reach their destination. I'll make time for that, if I have to. Please please keep me posted on any funny happenings, y'all, love you.
 
Blackstar said:
While it could be fun it would probably get fucked over by the cell data like the road trip was.
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Just Some Other Guy said:
"Hitchhike back to the house" challenge would be funny .
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they're somewhere in texas, right? if they really attached expensive cameras to them all and sent them hitchhiking it would be a shitshow in every way
  • binx might be able to bargain in spanish with only having the camera equipment stolen by a mexican
  • payton would be dead in 24 hrs
  • burt would be sent to area 51 for testing
  • the only person it would be funny and not horrifying to watch would be jeff, he'd end up giving an immigrant roadhead. not out of coercion or anything, just because he likes it
 
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