🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Fishcakes]

I've been working so much the past couple days I've basically not been watching at all would you say it's worse then the infamous "camping" era in season 1?

It's maybe the worst thing MDE / Sam has ever done in his history of content creation.
It's worse than bad, it's nothing, they did a loop de loop on S3 maybe being the most interesting of the tanks to the out and out worst.
All it has been is airsoftfatty, talking non-fucking stop for 48 hours and i mean non-stop until he passes out, wakes up and starts talking again.
We've gone from a house we can click around the cameras, witnessing it's metamorphosis from liveable to pig stye back and forth, to a single 480p irony camera in an RV and then a hotel room.
It's nothing, a void, a black hole of content.

 

[Blackstar]

Kawan was apparently attracted to Binx, trying to get her to date him outside the show and even talking to her in the bathroom suggested that they form a couple because Lily and Tony also did and now she's said that he wasn't her type (Her type is black or autistic)

 

[Marche]

Kawan was apparently attracted to Binx, trying to get her to date him outside the show and even talking to her in the bathroom suggested that they form a couple because Lily and Tony also did and now she's said that he wasn't her type (Her type is black or autistic)

I would not believe anything Binx says about people being attracted to her. she is ghoulish and is a simp collector.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Oh man I am so happy KF is back. Using reddit for anything other than niche interests (localllm, vim) is genuinely hell. I hate the site so much.

4chan, amazingly, is worse. There's still glimmers of what made it good, but the bad is so all encompassesing it's unusable for more than a bathroom session at a time. Horrible and depressing.

Anyway, reddit for fishtank updates sucked. That sites culture is so fucking gay it pozzes every thing it touches. Also I'm not making an account to comment and tell people they're retarded just to get banned.

I think RV-Hotel-Nontent Tank can have a decent payoff depending on where they go and how it ends. It's a pressure cooker. No one can be in an enclosed space with someone like Chris and not crack eventually. He is insufferable.

I know they're in Texas, so maybe they're dropping off Payton for the final 2 showdown in Vegas? I dunno. I'll keep watching but it's much less fun without sneedchat and I doubt that's a priority for Josh as he gets ready to come back home to the states.

 

[JawnClawdVanDamn]

For some reason I can no longer use the Fishtank chat since the site is back up. Anyone else having this issue?

 

[Blackstar]

I would not believe anything Binx says about people being attracted to her. she is ghoulish and is a simp collector.

Isn't your statement contradictory? She's a successful simp collector so people are attracted to her. First the small simpbase she built before the show and now the hundreds of simps at minimum that she will possess soon.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

It's maybe the worst thing MDE / Sam has ever done in his history of content creation.
It's worse than bad, it's nothing, they did a loop de loop on S3 maybe being the most interesting of the tanks to the out and out worst.
All it has been is airsoftfatty, talking non-fucking stop for 48 hours and i mean non-stop until he passes out, wakes up and starts talking again.
We've gone from a house we can click around the cameras, witnessing it's metamorphosis from liveable to pig stye back and forth, to a single 480p irony camera in an RV and then a hotel room.
It's nothing, a void, a black hole of content.

Even all the fish are complaining about how bored they are, and are not impressed with the lack of preparation production did for the trip. When the people you just put through a month of gaslighting, piss, vomit, filth, Frank Hassle, personal belongings in the toilet, constant insults from the audience, ear-rape SFX, etc. would rather go back to doing that than just chill in a hotel room, I think you kind of need to consider maybe, you fucked up here lol.

There's not even TTS, so it's like what even is the point of having the stream up at all? The website is constantly fucked up too. I've been watching on the ppv site because the main site tells me the live feed is offline half the time. I've had it on in the background while I do other stuff just because it's kinda cozy to listen to, but it's not been entertaining whatsoever really. They all say they're tired and hungry, production hasn't come up to the room in over 5 hours, and they just don't have the energy to do anything entertaining.

This chat comment was funnier than anything that's happened on the show today:

 

[Kong Strong]

In previous seasons fatty was the productions "break glass for content" when they wanted to pass out for a day or two, and the disgusting slug would get naked, scream and actually do stuff.
Now he has a shred, an iota of dignity all he does is talk and lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
It's not funny or interesting but "that's the joke"
So since the RV trip started Fatty has taken up 87% of the airtime.
It's truly suffering

Tay hit the nail on the head when she accurately told fatty that he is there as a circus act, literally just there to humiliate himself for attention.
He went from 500lbs to 440lbs and now all he does is yap.

 

[SpergChud]

I like the RV saga because it is the perfect nontent background noise while I actually get work done

 

[banquet]

Fatty is repulsive in every single way. Normally I would feel bad for saying that about someone who is clearly making progress improving himself, but I'm just so God damn sick of seeing and hearing him.

Spoiler: fat

 

[BullfrogBill]

It's insane how the fish still think the 2.0 cast "quit because they were pussies and we hassled them" as opposed to the truth that they were all kicked out by the wiggers.

They're also still seething about Mizzy lol

 

[Fishcakes]

Kawan was apparently attracted to Binx, trying to get her to date him outside the show and even talking to her in the bathroom suggested that they form a couple because Lily and Tony also did and now she's said that he wasn't her type (Her type is black or autistic)

Did fatty say this? If so he's lying. If Fatty was relying information from (x) to (y) without witnesses he's lying about it.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Luke gets told he ruins people's plans and he laughs and kicks his feet like a child. What a sweet boy

 

[Blackstar]

Now Fatty is claiming that Tony wanted a threesome with Lily and Binx

 

[sum ting wong]

So there's 6 days left so maybe 4 full days by the time they get to Vegas. Does anyone have any theories of what they're doing for the finale? My best guess is they go around and live-stream "challenges" by doing random shit in Vegas but that would honestly suck ass so I hope that's not it. I can't even begin to think of how they're going to make this remotely entertaining. They're also missing out on any fishtoy/TTS money they could be making so this just seems like the dumbest idea possible.

 

[Frankrizzoboys]

I hope Fatty dies in his sleep.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

It's insane how the fish still think the 2.0 cast "quit because they were pussies and we hassled them" as opposed to the truth that they were all kicked out by the wiggers.

They're also still seething about Mizzy lol

The undeserved ego is one of the most annoying things about them. Doesn't help that some of the fans play it up and act like they really are badass.

 

[BullfrogBill]

I think the vast majority of the problems I have with the RV arc would be totally solved if production switched out Chris out for Xavier.

Chris is officially the worst thing about Fishtank. The good thing about a stupid, yapping narcissistic contestant (Jon, Jimmy, Alex B) is that they are guaranteed to be fucked with. Chris largely escapes the wrath of TTS although every season each cast is guaranteed to get completely sick of him. Watching him getting messed is always fun but it's poor recompense for him hogging the spotlight being an absolute vacuum of noise. If they want him to be a yearly guest, he really needs to be there for two or three days at most, then kick him out after he's angered everyone and the contestants have gotten their revenge.

He's a genuine detriment to the show, even with the technical difficulties I've been watching the show far less since he's been there. Swapping him out for Xavier would have turned this content drought into a cornucopia.

I'm 100% convinced the only reason they keep Chris around every season is to spite Idubbz

Kawan was apparently attracted to Binx, trying to get her to date him outside the show and even talking to her in the bathroom suggested that they form a couple because Lily and Tony also did and now she's said that he wasn't her type (Her type is black or autistic)

Binx lies constantly, usually sinister lies too not funny ones. She's one of those women that gets a kick out of ruining people, I don't believe a single word she says. She also tried to claim that multiple men in the Fishtank tried to grope her and assault her.

 

[Queesechake]

Fatty is repulsive in every single way. Normally I would feel bad for saying that about someone who is clearly making progress improving himself, but I'm just so God damn sick of seeing and hearing him.

Spoiler: fat

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Yeah you can either be fat OR have an absolutely horrible personality. Can't do both.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Fatty and Binx are relaying surface level WH40k lore to Luke lol.
Burt: "Uhhh, I'm confused. What does this have to do with Fishtank?"