🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Ravier Xavenblood]

the house hardly even got destroyed this season.. bleak

They could've done an indoor LARP in there.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

You people wanted the fish to suffer, Chris is there to make them suffer.

 

[BruceOfHeem]

You people wanted the fish to suffer, Chris is there to make them suffer.

we didn't want to suffer along side them

 

[Sneedifarms]

You people wanted the fish to suffer, Chris is there to make them suffer.

I don’t want Luke to suffer

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Even though it's far more boring than the regular show, I could at least tolerate listening to the fish talk with each other, recap the season and give their point of view on different events.

Fatty makes this totally unwatchable, as he always does. The fish pretend to sleep while he begs production for yugioh cards.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Fatty Yaptank.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Where are all the hotel doxers at? Confirmed to be in Texas, got good view of beds, door etc. that can distinguish it. Possibly named Akabara or something starting with Ak/Ab which Burt accidentally blurted out when they got there (I skimmed google but didn't see anything).

 

[Kong Strong]

You people wanted the fish to suffer, Chris is there to make them suffer.

Yeah suffer like being picked on for their unique insecurity until it doesn't bother them anymore and they grow as a person, not suffer like being forced to pretend sleep for hours so they dont have to put up with an autistic man child filibustering.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

Would it have killed them to buy cards or a board game or a bluetooth speaker or a walkie-talkie at a Walmart on the way to make this more interesting and give ways for the viewers or production to interact with the fish?

 

[else_letter]

I think the vast majority of the problems I have with the RV arc would be totally solved if production switched out Chris out for Xavier.

Chris is officially the worst thing about Fishtank. The good thing about a stupid, yapping narcissistic contestant (Jon, Jimmy, Alex B) is that they are guaranteed to be fucked with. Chris largely escapes the wrath of TTS although every season each cast is guaranteed to get completely sick of him. Watching him getting messed is always fun but it's poor recompense for him hogging the spotlight being an absolute vacuum of noise. If they want him to be a yearly guest, he really needs to be there for two or three days at most, then kick him out after he's angered everyone and the contestants have gotten their revenge.

He's a genuine detriment to the show, even with the technical difficulties I've been watching the show far less since he's been there. Swapping him out for Xavier would have turned this content drought into a cornucopia.

I hate that he can't just let people talk, or prod people to get into a conversation for some variety. Xavier could actually be a good social catalyst for content, in 2.5 he was great at engaging people while being funny, avoiding taking over everything, letting people be their own content.

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This RV arc has been miserable. It has an edge over staying in the house just by virtue of being different, but it has been nontent as well, so far they might as well have stayed. There is possibility for this to become something, but it remains to be seen.

I think what is most disappointing with the season so far is that once a plan fails there seems to be no plan B's at all, or if there were they just give up. I don't think it has been that bad of a season, but this end is currently shaping up to be a disaster.

 

[Blitzsneed]

You people wanted the fish to suffer, Chris is there to make them suffer.

we didn't want to suffer along side them

I don’t want Luke to suffer

Those are the rules of the game. Luke is still on this show and we're basically just as retarded as him/the fish.
RVtank was really fucking scuffed so far. I had a lot of fun the last four/five weeks, but the literal dead air is rough. Especially since Sneedchat/KF was completely wrecked because of Destiny's urge to suck dick for cock.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

How can the wiggers not see that the Luke/Burt buddy show would be incredible?

How can they not tell that CHRIS FUCKING SUCKS SO MUCH?? Do they find him funny? Do they find making their product insufferable for their general audience, and even more so considering it can be easily fixed by removing fatty, funny?

Burt and Luke together is so comfy. I think they are warming up to each other also.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

I am holding out hope they will actually do something funny or interesting and this will be worth it.

However the last days have been such a low that it will need to be pretty wild to make up for the pace the house could have reached.

I've barely watched any this weekend just because it's boring.

 

[anliteralidiot]

tfw they could've taken Burt to Vidor, Tx, notorious for how racist it is

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Do they not realize they're live right now?

 

[Meth Until Death]

Do they not realize they're live right now?

They're assumin they're not live because production have left them to their own devices for the last 7 hours or so. There's no TTSs and production hasn't bought them food despite askin several times

 

[banquet]

Where are all the hotel doxers at? Confirmed to be in Texas, got good view of beds, door etc. that can distinguish it. Possibly named Akabara or something starting with Ak/Ab which Burt accidentally blurted out when they got there (I skimmed google but didn't see anything).

It might be the Hilton Garden Inn in Amarillo.

https://www.hilton.com/en/hotels/amagigi-hilton-garden-inn-amarillo/rooms/

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

They should go to two places and two places only:

1. The Heart Attack grill, make sure everyone especially Binx gets tormented. Then promptly leave Vegas.

2. The haunted clown motel in Tonopah (edited bc i googled it) and do Bloodgames there.

 

[The Tall Man]

Fuck you Jet the road trip sucks ass.
And fuck you Destiny you dumb degenerate faggot.
The Burt squirters are acting like the TJ self inserts did in the non sneed chats.
Total Fatty Death

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Fatty says there's some surprise coming up tommorow but he won't disclose what it might be. "Not crazy in the way you (read: Burt) might think it though" - Fatty.