Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Rate me late, but apparently they re-released the republic commando novels with ai generated covers.
It makes me MATI. I really liked the original cover for true colors.

AI slop:

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Original:
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Disney doesn't want male fans. They want Star Wars as a girl brand like Barbie and Disney Princesses.

I would add MLP but that audience is mostly men aged 20 to 40.
 
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Disney doesn't want male fans. They want Star Wars as a girl brand like Barbie and Disney Princesses.
Which makes no fucking sense, because outside of the odd female sci-fi nerd who already liked Star Wars before the sale, most girls don't like spaceship/laser gun franchises. They want Barbie dolls, Bejeweled, and questionable romance options like Christian Grey.

I would add MLP but that audience is mostly men aged 20 to 40.
At least Hasbro has no problem when men latched on to a girl franchise. They didn't call them racists or sexists or try to drive them away. They had the good common sense to realize that extra customers means extra money, which means the brand gets to prosper.
 
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Rate me late, but apparently they re-released the republic commando novels with ai generated covers.
It makes me MATI. I really liked the original cover for true colors.

What a bunch of lazy assholes. I'm sure there were plenty of artists who would have been willing to draw them a new cover, even if it was just for chump change.
 
Disney doesn't want male fans. They want Star Wars as a girl brand like Barbie and Disney Princesses.

I would add MLP but that audience is mostly men aged 20 to 40.
People claim this but they completely fail to appeal to girls too.

Emasculating and erasing attractive male characters is a bad thing if you want to appeal to women and girls. So is making every other female character ugly, unfeminine and asexual or lesbian. Aesthetics are important to women. Getting the guy is the heroine's reward in fiction aimed at girls. Also plenty of women will watch things just for the male eye candy. Look at the fandoms for the MCU or Supernatural.

Leia and Padme are arguably more in the mold of a Disney princess than Rey is. They are both beautiful and feminine while still having agency and they also get the guy. (Though Padme's relationship definitely ended in the worst possible way. I don't acknowledge any nonsense from Disney over Leia and Han getting divorced though.)

Cute stuff is also appealing to women which may be why Grogu has been one of the few concepts that Disney has been pretty successful with.
 
They're so out of touch they don't even know what the audience they are claiming to appeal is. The "modern audience" and yet it appeals to no one. Appealing to girls ends up with some activist bent which means the characters can never be writer as proper women because the ideology tells them that is wrong.

It's all retarded.
 
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I get that I'm an adult now but man the special effects have not aged well, the dialogue is rough, and Yoda's a hell of a lot more annoying than I remembered. Also I can't help but realize just how stupid and annoying the Ewoks are. Like for the longest time I considered these some of my favorite movies but holy shit they suck ass.
Look everyone, it's one of those manchildren who got mad that the films weren't just Vader/Luke murdering people with a lightsaber constantly.
 
I rewatched the Original Trilogy for the first time in about a decade and holy shit did these always suck this much? I get that I'm an adult now but man the special effects have not aged well, the dialogue is rough, and Yoda's a hell of a lot more annoying than I remembered. Also I can't help but realize just how stupid and annoying the Ewoks are. Like for the longest time I considered these some of my favorite movies but holy shit they suck ass. Again, I'm not sure if it's because this is the first time I've watched them since I was like twelve or whatever, but outside of the performances of the main cast, there's very little to praise here.
Here's your >you
 
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Welp, going have to retype this due to Destiny's shenanigans. I'm back from long-time lurking to briefly revisit that previous Sidious Scars/Mask conversation. What I'm about to share with you should be taken with grain of salt due to its source. Also, I'm getting old and my memory is getting crappier. I'm trying to recall something from many years ago. The only reason I even vaguely recall this is due to my unnatural ability to recall stupid, useless shit.

Back during the heyday of the Prequels and the fan sites dedicated to revealing spoilers (Aldera.net, Episode-X, TheForce.net, etc.), there was a site called millenniumfalcon.com/MF.com. Even though by the time the site had ended it was a degenerate cesspool, back in the day it has a number of spoilers and leaks that came out from there. It also leaked out the unabridged audiobook prior to its official release. I still have that download, nearly 20 years later.
That was one leaker, from what I recall, actually talked about this topic back in the day. If you believe him, the whole 'mask' thing was in the works originally before Lucas changed his mind. In fact, Lucas had already been setting up the foundations of it all the way back in AOTC with the establishment of the shapeshifting/changling/whateveryoucallit Zam Wessel. That's why they had that whole gimmick in the story. So, the normie audience was aware of the idea of shapeshifting existing in the SWU. That's also why they had Palpatine look far older in AOTC in comparison to TPM and AOTC. The idea was supposed to be Palpatine was ancient, and the dark side had an effect on his health. Then he flip-flopped and decided, nope. No idea why. I have vague memories of maybe that leaker saying that Lucas saw the make-up tests of Ian with the deformed look and decided he liked it so much he wanted it to be like that for the rest of the film. Supposedly Ian was supposed to be able to flip-flop between the two.

Once again, take everything with a grain of salt etc etc, As for my opinion on the topic of either scars or a mask? I don't give a fuck. Either works.

As an aside, the whole Star Wars fan site community thing could be a fucking thread of its own with all of the crazy shit that's happened over the last 30 years. For example, MF.com? I've heard things regarding the founder, DarthPsychotic, doxing and black-mailing a leaker back in the day to spoil shit. I have no concrete evidence that's true, but I wouldn't be surprised. The vast majority of them are pieces of shit.
 
If the theory of Star Wars elite Squadron on PSP is a port of what's life of battlefront 3 is correct. It would've been removed from canon as soon as Disney brought Star Wars. Elite squadron would introduce lightsaber-trained force-sensitive clone troopers to the EU canon.
 
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Then he flip-flopped and decided, nope

It could have worked. We could have been shown Palpatine being all wrinkled up regenerating with some Sith ritual in a 1-2 minute screen.

Than his Windu antics would have been even more poignant, and you would just needed to write Plaguies book a century earlier. There could have been a book on how Palpatine returns to his youthful looks and explodes into the political scene, always knowing what to say.

Like a scene with a painting of young Sheev in some manor, and people go
-Oh he looks like you, this guy vanished a century ago.
-He went out to explore the galaxy, and met my grandmother at a philosophical school on Alderaan.
-Oooooh!
Like how Lovecraft did the story of Charles Dexter Ward.

But this buildup was missed.
 
Why is one of the main characters in Dawn of the Jedi a Sith pureblood? The Sith species weren't discovered until 20,000 years later, when the Jedi Exiles arrived on their planet, right? Or am I misremembering? These comics were written in 2012-2014, so it's not just the modern writers who actively hate the original fans.
 
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If the theory of Star Wars elite Squadron on PSP is a port of what's life of battlefront 3 is correct. It would've been removed from canon as soon as Disney brought Star Wars. Elite squadron would introduce lightsaber-trained force-sensitive clone troopers to the EU canon.
Oh totally, it was supposed to tie into the aftermath of force unleashed (cut content on the console had rahm kota) and had luke happy with his gang.
The cannon was questionable even back then for sure. But I think was a tiny bit more plausible with Jedi DNA and only two clones being made.


Also I'm hearing that they are doing something new with episode 9? Anything on the grapevine with that?
 
I don't like either explanation of Sheev looking the way he does, and I agree with Mike Stoklasa that it was unnecessary. It's not like Sheev looked too deformed in Episode 6, and I also always assumed that he looked a bit bad because he was old and had been evil for twenty years.

It's a bit of a peeve I have with the EU, that it explained and went into detail with a lot of things that did not need explanation.
 
Why is one of the main characters in Dawn of the Jedi a Sith pureblood? The Sith species weren't discovered until 20,000 years later, when the Jedi Exiles arrived on their planet, right? Or am I misremembering? These comics were written in 2012-2014, so it's not just the modern writers who actively hate the original fans.
Because everyone who was in the Tython system was bought there by the Tho Yor.
 
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Because everyone who was in the Tython system was bought there by the Tho Yor.

But weren't Sith Purebloods partly human? The original Sith were much more alien like with fangs and claws and spikes that made them look even more egyptian.

So the Jedi somehow had to make the same hybrids as the Sith did so much later, and have it look exactly the same.
 
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