Why don't I have a girlfriend?

"Get a GF now!" They'll say.
"Why don't you have one - you gay?"
I'm just a lone lad
And why is that bad?
I'll find me a gf someday.

(Good luck, and remember - finding the person who's right for you isn't a race or a competition.)

ETA: I didn't realize I was necro-ing an old thread. I hope that things have worked out for you since you first posted this question.
 
I genuinely hate your humor.

I'm going to do nothing about it except this message because I can't do anything about it.
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According to all the information I have seen there are more single people out there now than there were in the past. Birth rates are in decline. Marriage rates are also in decline. Hardly anyone under the age of 45 gets married anymore. It's seen as Boomer shit.

Women don't want to fuck anyone it seems. They are also screeching about Trump winning and threatening to continue not fucking anyone.

If anything, being single makes you normal these days. Don't worry about it. Go watch some porn and play video games or any other hobby. That's generally what men do. Women don't have hobbies, so they usually sit around bitching about how they don't have a boyfriend/husband.

Women hate seeing men happy. If you really want to get back at the bitches do shit that makes you happy.
 
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