Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Spicy Meatball]

She looks like she has man skin. I’ve only seen it on death fats and one controversial female politician, who I assume is privately battling hormonal issues that are none of our business

She looks like an elderly man, probably because her rosacea isn’t being treated properly. Uncontrolled rosacea causes skin thickening, which explains her man skin. She posted about her last facial 4.5y ago. She came home from that with $100+ of junky skincare recommended (read: sold) by the esthetician. Does her skin still look awful because that stuff isn’t useful for her condition(s), she didn’t actually use it, or her bad diet/lifestyle would negate even the best products? Truly a mystery for the ages.

 

[stupid frog]

I doubt she even washed her own face in all those years.

 

[Otterly]

She's got the eye-bulging that some trumpet players get when they're older or have terrible technique.

Is that a thing? Like Louis Armstrong?
There’s just something about her face that I know I’ve seen somewhere before probably on a slide deck about some awful condition.

 

[Hubelublub]

found ya in a YouTube comment section and sis, I was NOT looking for you.

Getting a giant mass removed during surgery which will result in instant weight loss, isn't at all concerned about the health risks of undergoing surgery at such a high weight, where have we seen this before?

Queen of Autists just sounds like Juliana at a slightly lower base weight.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Getting a giant mass removed during surgery which will result in instant weight loss, isn't at all concerned about the health risks of undergoing surgery at such a high weight, where have we seen this before?

Queen of Autists just sounds like Juliana at a slightly lower base weight.

We all know how well that instant weight loss worked for Chantal. Which the Queen should know, given her history pozloading my neghole.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I've said this before, but these companies have dedicated teams of scientists who are paid to make hyper-palatible foods more intense, more novel, and thus more addictive. Because that's how they make money. They know their food gives a big dopamine hit, and they also know they have to keep getting bigger and bigger hits to keep the addiction happy.

I'm convinced the increase in depression among the youth is due to dopamine sensors just wearing out over time due to diet. Even if these foods don't make you obese, your brain is still getting that dopamine and over time the receptors just become desensitized to it.

I'm almost convinced there's actually a conspiracy between big pharma and food companies, because the more people who get sick the more money big pharma makes. The only reason I'm not convinced this is anything more than my own personal conspiracy theory is that's a lot of people who would have keep this quiet. Even with ndas I can't believe someone wouldn't spill the beans. Unless maybe I'm just not exposed to that rabbit hole online.

I'm glad @No Thank You v 2.0 doesn’t understand it. It's an awful way to live.

Government also benefits if people die before 65 when they can collect social security. Government is the one subsidizing the corn so much…it’s the high fructose corn syrup that’s really fueling the mega obesity, it’s hard to maintain that much obesity without it.

Spoiler

I replied to the three that mentioned me in DMs just so you three can look for it, not shitting up the threads, except, actually just remembered, substitutes you have me blocked so can’t message you, so whatever. I’ve been doxxed, don’t care, y’all are just lucky I don’t have nudes up somewhere cause I’m sure somebody would find them lmao

 

[suspended animation]

Corissa's "man skin" is probably also due in part to her naturally high testosterone levels from unmanaged PCOS all these years.

She, Kelly Lenza and Jude all have the PCOS-related male body fat distribution: skinny legs, flat ass, pot belly and overall larger upper body.

She's lucky that the excess testosterone has not expressed itself via male pattern baldness, but we can keep our fingers crossed that it may still happen!

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corrissa IG:


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[Clotso Coof]

Corrissa IG:
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Superfats carrying huge portions of food will always be funny. I know it's probably a Thanksgiving dish to share, but I like to imagine its a light snack Juliana brings when she leaves the house for an hour.

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Manly men always pose for an Instagram photo and ask about their fashion choice that day.

No, its not OK. It literally looks like you're wearing a "winter camo" patterned two person tent. No one will see you if you pass out in a snowbank, so I guess you have that going for you.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

she does not have OCD

And honestly, if she did have the disturbing-intrusive-thoughts kind of OCD, there are a LOT of pharmacological options out there for when it becomes too much and interferes in your everyday life. She very well could have it, but she gets no asspats from me because it's a very manageable issue most of the time, and if she got off her fat arse and talked to a doctor, she'd probably figure out a solution posthaste. Take an SSRI/SNRI and shut up, Coco.

Ask me how I know! No not really.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Superfats carrying huge portions of food will always be funny. I know it's probably a Thanksgiving dish to share, but I like to imagine its a light snack Juliana brings when she leaves the house for an hour.

That's a full-size Pyrex baking dish in there, with enough portions of whatever the dish is to feed 8-10 normal people. Juliana makes it look tiny. And you know there will be no leftovers.

Also, it's a safe bet that it's not water in that Stanley cup.

Juliana's mom looks good, though; I hope she's doing well.

 

[Octopi]

I am jealous of that Pyrex carrying bag, NGL.
Angry New Ager is right tho: the matching version I can find on Walmart holds 3 quarts, and J makes it look like a workday lunchbox. Jesus wept.

 

[Hubelublub]

I replied to the three that mentioned me in DMs just so you three can look for it, not shitting up the threads, except, actually just remembered, substitutes you have me blocked so can’t message you, so whatever. I’ve been doxxed, don’t care, y’all are just lucky I don’t have nudes up somewhere cause I’m sure somebody would find them lmao

Girl, you're fine, just stop oversharing on the internet. Tell this stuff to your RL friends

We're here to make fun of cows, showing us that some KF posters are similar to cows makes the milk a bit more sour.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am jealous of that Pyrex carrying bag, NGL.
Angry New Ager is right tho: the matching version I can find on Walmart holds 3 quarts,

Very good point hidden here: whether it's Pyrex-brand or not, that's clearly a soulless, corporate, industrially-produced casserole carrier.

Corissa couldn't figure out how to support small business? I'm sure some of these seamsters are even some species of queer. It took me about 30 seconds to find one with "pride" in the tags, and it looks like they'd at least be voting with their dollars to support a grandma-of-size.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I replied to the three that mentioned me in DMs just so you three can look for it, not shitting up the threads, except, actually just remembered, substitutes you have me blocked so can’t message you, so whatever. I’ve been doxxed, don’t care, y’all are just lucky I don’t have nudes up somewhere cause I’m sure somebody would find them lmao

Username checks out. Just stop trying to post & read threads intstead, Sperginand of Spain.

 

[Otterly]

I like the Pyrex carrier. It amuses me that in most households this would be used maybe 3-4x a year for potlucks and yet here it looks like you’ve got a handbag with a Holy Roman Empire sized lasagne with you at all times.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:

 

[UncleTusky]

I like the Pyrex carrier. It amuses me that in most households this would be used maybe 3-4x a year for potlucks and yet here it looks like you’ve got a handbag with a Holy Roman Empire sized lasagne with you at all times.

And with Juliana's appearance + her mother in the photo, she looks like a mentally retarded delivery driver or caterer. I love how everyone who looks at that photo comes up with his or her own messed-up interpretation of what is going on in it it's a Rorschach print of autism and carbs.

 

[thejackal2]

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Bro there's a fucking amazon box under the couch.

 

[Griffpants]

Corissa IG:
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Thought this was J until I clicked the thumbnail. The turtleneck is a poor choice. Doesn't help that the color makes it look like she's wearing a neck brace.