Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Claude Sigma said:
Yesterday on episode 438 Dax announced that Marie, his common-law wife, is pregnant.
Apparently it has been less than a trimester, which is risky to announce, especially when thinking of Marie's age. I think she's... 40 years old now?
He talked about IVF during the show but did not say if they used it or not.
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Another L for Jersh and the Broke Dick Farms.
 
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Claude Sigma said:
Yesterday on episode 438 Dax announced that Marie, his common-law wife, is pregnant.
Apparently it has been less than a trimester, which is risky to announce, especially when thinking of Marie's age. I think she's... 40 years old now?
He talked about IVF during the show but did not say if they used it or not.
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You just know that Dax will somehow blame Eric July for this.
 
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I would like to say this is a good thing for him, because maybe he'll stop making jokes about raping kids when he has a child of his own. This is probably too little too late anyway. Good ending is if this happened five years ago, and his early 40s were about adjusting to his new life as a father rather than being stuck in a state of arrested development trying to relive his "glory days" (i.e. his 30s when he feuded with Maddox).
 
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Claude Sigma said:
Yesterday on episode 438 Dax announced that Marie, his common-law wife, is pregnant.
Apparently it has been less than a trimester, which is risky to announce, especially when thinking of Marie's age. I think she's... 40 years old now?
He talked about IVF during the show but did not say if they used it or not.
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A decision that I'm sure was in no way influenced by Null making fun of him for being a manchild.
 
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solidus said:
If it’s true, it’s probably because of contraceptives not working. By accident or by design.
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I would absolutely believe that Marie went baby crazy and stopped taking birth control or something like that. If Dax wanted to own Dear Feeder by proving he can reproduce just like Ralph did it would have happened years ago.
 
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I'm really sad Shahn is leaving, he was the thing holding the show together for me.
Admittedly, both him and Dick have been phoning it in for a while, long shows just devolve into reading bait posts from Twitter and fan contributions from Discord. But Sean; even if only by virtue of his clueless reactions, would seem to move the show ever onward.

I'm sure others will still watch, but the only connection the current era of TDS had to when I really enjoyed it earlier in its run, was Sean.
 
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So the kids gonna be black, right?

For real though, imagine if your dad was the fucking Daxipad? I hope the kid gets adopted or something.
 
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