Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

So my post got swallowed by Destiny, along with all the cumloads from the men he's been sucking off on Grinder. Cool.

The manlet faggot gulped two of mine along with Fuentes.

Here's a recreation attempt for one:

"abuser of people" - lol. Nice clarification, Nick.

"Your honor, we submit to the Court the list of human witnesses who will testify as firsthand victims of the defendant's abuser crimes, as defined by Oxford.
- Dear John
- Judge Jennifer
- Attorney David Schnieder of Schnieder Madson
- Monty
- Joshua Conner Moon
- All fat people including Sean Martin who likes sandwiches, and Lizzo
- Scandanavian prudes
- Professor Matthew C. Harris
- Jack Murphy aka John Goldman
- Posthumously, Stephen Hawking
- All cops who eat at Denny's
- And Kayla Rekieta who will discuss her post-birth destroyed body

While we respect the Court's decision to limit the scope of this proceeding and recognize that racoons and skunks cannot speak, we nonetheless note for the record that they were killed by the defendant's hand. We continue to have grave concerns over Sunny the Pug."

 

[WelperHelper99]

WRONG, KIWI-PRUDE. Jesus was all about indulging your desires, never judging ANYONE, no matter how sinful they are and NEVER accepting responsibility for ones actions . He's in Haven now, banging strippers and snorting divine coke. "Live and let live" is the Christian dogma, don't let the PRUDES convince you otherwise. IN FACT, I am somewhat of a MARTYR myself, being crucified by the GUBBERMINT for preaching those truths.

We know he believes this because Nick literally sees himself as King David, without understanding the moral of that story whatsoever. King David just got away with it and lost nothing in Nick's eyes for sending a man to die so he could bang his wife. Nothing at all. Fucking retard.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I've been waiting forever to sneedpost this, thanks gay porn lovers for killing the fucking site.

NOOOOO STALKER CHILD YOU LIVE IN A FANTASY NOVEL, ENJOY PRISON

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lol no guys you live in a shitty novel with incredible leaps of logic that require an insane suspension of disbelief. what really happened is the most obvious thing: the cop took a handful of cocaine that wasn't even there and used it as delousing powder on my daughter's hair.

 

[Folgers Can]

Thanks to Destiny's completely unsurprising peter-puffing every attempt to post this failed last night and now it's probably too late, but what the hell:

!

URGENT ZOOM HEARING ALERT!

Interesting matter of public record attached… except this time, it’s not about Nick. It’s about his lawyer, Francis Herbert White III.

Some context: Francis is extremely conservative. He is a Barneswalker. He is a 25-year veteran of the United States Air Force. He loves the United States Constitution, almost as much as he loves getting into twitter slapfights about how Trump is God’s gift to humanity. He has three children.

On September 11th, 2024, the same day that Nick Rekieta “completed recovery,” one of Francis’s sons, 26-year-old Thomas Francis White, filed a name and gender change request to the state of Minnesota.

In the Matter of the Application of Thomas Francis White for a Change of Name (82-CV-24-4527): Thomas Francis White wishes to now be known as “Layla Marie White” and have his gender changed from male to female.

Great find! While there's a lull in balldo hearings I couldn't help to check for an update on this sideshow, and three things stood out:

1. The court's notice of deficiency essentially rejected the filing because whatever incompetent boob filed it missed a page in each document:

2. Hello, what's this:

Yes indeed, the court automatically CC'd the Barneswalker on the notice of fuckup because he e-filed it under his own Tylerhost account on behalf of, and apparently fully supporting this momentous life decision of, the son he raised this way. Effectively this e-filing decision makes him counsel of record, ethically obligated to appear in future hearings on the matter unless and until he formally withdraws.

3. Apparently the Barneswalker must not have been monitoring this thread closely, because if he had he would have known from your post to insist that any hearings be in person, and instead there are now public Zoom instructions for all of the iInternet to bear witness to this clownshow in all its glory:

That said, don't any knuckleheads out there even THINK of cow-tipping disruptions like Ian Hawk did, or of the opportunity for free advertisement of Stoney's Bar again, or of any archiving in a self-doxxing manner like what got the Gunt banished from the country his daddy gave him, or of any archiving on a non-self-doxxing manner that you absolutely 100% can totally get away with if you do it right. Do not do that.

No, even as a strictly law-abiding live view instantly lost to the sands of time, it could be entertaining as a brief window into the psyche of the one and only lolyer in all the world to whom Balldo saw fit to entrust his entire future. And that's at a minimum without needing to even get into any schizoposting about the troon species' primary means of reproduction or any of that shit.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Biden please pardon Nick Rekieta! He was unlawfully accused of having drugs in his house! He’s an innocent man maligned by the government just like your boy Hunter. If you can find it in your heart just let my man go free back to streaming drunk and high…

…and also release the bodycam footage to prove his house was not that bad.

 

[Lian Xing]

Biden please pardon Nick Rekieta! He was unlawfully accused of having drugs in his house! He’s an innocent man maligned by the government just like your boy Hunter. If you can find it in your heart just let my man go free back to streaming drunk and high…

…and also release the bodycam footage to prove his house was not that bad.

If only Nick was accused of federal crimes instead of merely state ones.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

lol no guys you live in a shitty novel with incredible leaps of logic that require an insane suspension of disbelief. what really happened is the most obvious thing: the cop took a handful of cocaine that wasn't even there and used it as delousing powder on my daughter's hair.

"I could release screenshots and video evidence proving the cops LIED and gave my daughter cocaine but I won't because sorry Kiwifags, I have to win in court first before I prove my innocence to you incel prudes."

 

[Vibralldo]

lol no guys you live in a shitty novel with incredible leaps of logic that require an insane suspension of disbelief. what really happened is the most obvious thing: the cop took a handful of cocaine that wasn't even there and used it as delousing powder on my daughter's hair.

This theory that a cop touched her hair and contaminated her with cocaine is exactly the theory someone on cocaine would come up with

 

[Pelican Bones]

This theory that a cop touched her hair and contaminated her with cocaine is exactly the theory someone on cocaine would come up with

Tbf Nick knows it doesn't have to be a good excuse, it just has to be any excuse. The retards left on locals will believe anything because they want to believe it, and he knows it. Nobody outside of that "community" is buying his shit anyway so why put effort into it?

 

[Vibralldo]

Tbf Nick knows it doesn't have to be a good excuse, it just has to be any excuse. The retards left on locals will believe anything because they want to believe it, and he knows it. Nobody outside of that "community" is buying his shit anyway so why put effort into it?

It's also the closest thing to an explanation he has that doesn't make him look bad

"I could say she accidentally ingested my loose cocaine without my knowledge! Wait, then I look like an awful father... I could say Aaron gave it to her! No, that'd open me up for another defamation suit... Fuck it, I'll just say the cop put it in her hair."

 

[Angry Shoes]

Tbf Nick knows it doesn't have to be a good excuse, it just has to be any excuse. The retards left on locals will believe anything because they want to believe it, and he knows it. Nobody outside of that "community" is buying his shit anyway so why put effort into it?

Also he's a lawyer. Non-practicing, but a lawyer nonetheless. His entire strategy isn't to prove his innocence but to sow doubt in his guilt. Thankfully we're not a jury though, so it will never be enough given the current evidence against him.

 

[Lian Xing]

Also he's a lawyer

No, he was a lawyer.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

No, he was a lawyer.

He is as much a lawyer as he ever was.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I was watching some old Kino Casino clips, and here is a blast from past. Rekieta complaining about us:

I wonder why the people were speculating that.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

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It's her fault the place was a mess, definitely not him. Okay


Means nothing. All of that can be changed.

But Nick!!! You collected whiskey bottles....tons of them....everywhere!!!! He apparently had so many he didn't really know what to do with them so he started shoving them up his ass, he even had to store some in his second house. And what about Nick's sex toy collection? Don't tell me that dosen't take up some space. I also believe that he collects the souls of innocent raccoons but that's just a hunch.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

If Destiny sucking cock brought down KF... what is the Rekieta bodycam footage gonna do to this site?

There's an argument to be made that Nick Rekieta is a Kiwifarms specific lolcow with some broader appeal while Destiny is a public lolcow that just so happened to have his leaks hosted on the farms.

Destiny is such a wide reaching faggot that everyone wanted to laugh at what an unserious ridiculous clown he really is, but I think the farms specifically want Racket's scalp because he used to be "our guy" combined with such a spectacular fall from grace.

What I'm trying to say is, normal traffic will look at the Nick Rekieta bodycam footage with some tourists dipping their toes in, while the vast majority of the interest in Destiny was off site tourists wanting to see a goblin suck dick.

 

[MrReeShopper]

And heck, running a Pta committee can demonstrate and develop marketable skills.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

There's an argument to be made that Nick Rekieta is a Kiwifarms specific lolcow with some broader appeal while Destiny is a public lolcow that just so happened to have his leaks hosted on the farms.

Destiny is such a wide reaching faggot that everyone wanted to laugh at what an unserious ridiculous clown he really is, but I think the farms specifically want Racket's scalp because he used to be "our guy" combined with such a spectacular fall from grace.

What I'm trying to say is, normal traffic will look at the Nick Rekieta bodycam footage with some tourists dipping their toes in, while the vast majority of the interest in Destiny was off site tourists wanting to see a goblin suck dick.

That and it's a lot easier to put some bodycam footage on youtube than it is to put gay porn, so the forum was the go-to place by default. Which is kind of embarrassing when you think about it.

 

[not william stenchever]

That and it's a lot easier to put some bodycam footage on youtube than it is to put gay porn, so the forum was the go-to place by default. Which is kind of embarrassing when you think about it.

Jersh never intended for his precious servers to distribute such massive volumes of a cock goblin gobblin' cock that it shreks the fucking database. I think he has so many server hardware issues because the components become self aware and commit suicide.

 

[MeltyTW]

Racket's scalp

Solely because of his abusive neglect of his children. Rackets before then, I suspect to most people here who aren't here specifically because of nick, was a source of clips reacting to Ralph's shart and then reacting to ralph tarding out over nick reacting to ralph starting his pants.

That was the totality of nicks existence and his highlight tbh. Sniffing ralphs stinky sharts up