Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Where are you getting this idea?

She has an early education degree and could get a job as a teacher. At the very least, she has two hands that are capable of delivering fries at the drive-thru window like millions of other Americans. Kayla's no damsel, nor is she special.

She's done nothing with her degree. But that aside, average teacher (n.b., average, not starting) salary in Stearns County (the county for St. Cloud/ I upped it to find a decent-sized district) is a bit over $56k. That's what, something south of $4800/month before taxes? She wouldn't pay much if anything in taxes with 5 dependents, and sure she'd either not have a house payment or would have a mortgage interest deduction, but that's about $800/person/month to live on. That's rough. Or, at McD's, even assuming a bump from basic to $17/hr, that's $2720, or $453/p/m IF you get a full 40 hours/week.

No, she's not helpless*, absolutely, but don't suggest that making $32-56k/year with 5 kids would be some walk in the park.

* I've always been a big advocate for everyone, even if intending to be a SAHP and never work for pay in their lives, working real jobs and developing marketable skills. And heck, running a Pta committee can demonstrate and develop marketable skills. But of course you'd have to have your kids in real school for that. And you'd also need to be not constantly pilled and to be connecting with other humans to develop it at all. Kayla's had 15-20 years to engage, and she hasn't.

Only a rehabilitated Nick is good for his kids. I should hope it doesn't take prison for him to have that come-to-Jesus moment. But, his sheer hubris, lack of remorse and complete idiocy point in that direction. I know prison is unlikely, but I'm increasingly thinking based on his words and behavior that it'd be optimal.

He will never have a true come-to-Jesus.

I mean sure… 32 criminal cases. My point still stands though. There’s no fucking way that paid for a family of five.

They're not all criminal. And he absolutely never supported his family with his practice.

 

[Melty Butter]

She has an early education degree and could get a job as a teacher. At the very least, she has two hands that are capable of delivering fries at the drive-thru window like millions of other Americans. Kayla's no damsel, nor is she special.

That's not how family court views these issues, exactly.

1. From what I can gather, there is no evidence Kayla received her degree. In fact, her bio points to leaving college after her 3rd year when Nick graduated - he was the year ahead. (She did, apparently, pass a required MN exam to homeschool.)

2. She'd have 5 kids to care for at least 50% of the time. The kids would need to get to school (assuming they'd be in normal school; otherwise she'd need to homeschool them in the manner to which they've known), sports, activities, church, co-op.

At best, she could work from 9 am - 3 pm. Minimum wage in MN is $11/hour, so $66/day. You do the math for rent, car insurance, gas, kids' activities. (And, no, family court does not look to grandparents. They can die at any moment.)

The fact is, Kayla IS "special" in the eyes of the State because she is part of a contractual unit called a family in which 5 kids need to be launched into this world. The State has an interest in making sure the kids and their mother (a financial dependent for the history of the contract) have the support they need to continue. @Friend of Dorothy Parker has documented the MN laws well in regard to this issue.

The trust does put a wrench into what she can get...

I'm just saying that any moral grievances this thread rightfully places on Kayla needs to be put in the context of the contract of marriage and five kids.

 

[Strix454]

- Nick's local attorney (not Randazza, who did not attend the scheduling conference) pled ignorance as to Nick owing Monty $300, or that Nick is currently facing criminal charges (Monty is, understandably, incredulous as to both these pleas).

Denying the criminal thing is pretty ballsy given that I believe that the Monty case has the same judge as the criminal case now.

What do you think montegraph could ask for in discovery?

Nick's deposition will be the most interesting part of it. That is where Nick will begin to face the consequences of all the things he said in public about the case and all the different inconsistent things he has said. Given that Nick's brain is full of holes and Nick's belief that he is a genius at dealing with people, there is at a potential for some entertainment value in the deposition. He really is in poor psychological shape right now to do anything like a deposition.

 

[AnOminous]

Obviously, that's ridiculously rough math but it's safe to say that she can run circles around Nicholas Rekieta.

But this useless faggot thinks he has to "explain" things to her. More like cucksplaining.

Lucas Roberts.
Hopefully soon.

Well, he did do the troonstream in drag. Because he is a homosexual and a prime candidate for trooning. He hasn't yet cut his dick off, but he's rendered it useless with the booze and the Balldo.

She has an early education degree and could get a job as a teacher. At the very least, she has two hands that are capable of delivering fries at the drive-thru window like millions of other Americans. Kayla's no damsel, nor is she special.

I doubt many schools would hire her if she ends up with a child abuse/neglect crime on her record.

No, she's not helpless*, absolutely, but don't suggest that making $32-56k/year with 5 kids would be some walk in the park.

And I doubt she could hold down a job being pilled out of her mind to the point of practically being a drooling zombie.

I mean seriously how do you think this creature would come across in a job interview?
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Baby's insane.

 

[Captain Manning]

Denying the criminal thing is pretty ballsy given that I believe that the Monty case has the same judge as the criminal case now.

It does. Fischer recused from both. Wentzell has both now.

Like, I would believe that Matt Kezhaya doesn't have super detailed knowledge of Nick's criminal case, since that's not his case, but there's no way in hell he doesn't at least have cursory knowledge that Nick is facing a felony drug charge in front of the same judge.

To say nothing of the fact that Nick owes Monty $300. That is Kazhaya's case, FFS.

It's gonna be interesting to see if Randazza sticks around for this entire clown show. He ain't cheap, and Nick ain't raking in the money anymore. Will Petrofac have to be called upon yet again?

But this useless faggot thinks he has to "explain" things to her. More like cucksplaining.

He was convinced he had to explain things to Fischer too.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Update from Montagraph:

Highlights:

- They are going to be moving into discovery
- Trial is tentatively set for December of 2025.
- Nick's local attorney (not Randazza, who did not attend the scheduling conference) pled ignorance as to Nick owing Monty $300, or that Nick is currently facing criminal charges (Monty is, understandably, incredulous as to both these pleas).
- Monty is confident of victory ("isn't that neat?")

Nick should just settle. He is going to be in the shitty situation explaining just why it was reasonable to think/say Monty likes sucking little boy dicks. "Well, you see, he fucked a water melon once and made a a short clip that alluded to killing a child, so therefore I was justified in saying he likes to suck little boy dicks"

 

[Chazzed Up]

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Fucking called it. So basically Nick will get to trot out the old excuse of protecting his kids from people like his own Locals member ever knowing how to best stalk their prey, as the reason why he'll get all the benefit out of the footage that he wants, while cutting out anything and everything inconvenient to his narrative. Whatever happened to his obsession with the "rule of completeness"?

This is about all we'll ever get to see, and his room-temp-IQ audience will fall for it hook, line, and sinker:

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"CASE CLOSED!"

I genuinely cannot wait to watch him Kuzco it, this outcome might actually be almost as funny as the whole thing being released.

 

[AnOminous]

Given that Nick's brain is full of holes and Nick's belief that he is a genius at dealing with people, there is at a potential for some entertainment value in the deposition. He really is in poor psychological shape right now to do anything like a deposition.

If you had this drug addict in a deposition, the obvious first question you'd ask is whether he was on any substances such as alcohol or cocaine that might impair his recollection or the accuracy of his testimony.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Oh hey it works again

Imagine the Balldo man feeling super anxious from not being able to get the latest updates from his thread, because he obsessively reads it all the time, and wondering what all is being said about him. That kind of spiral might get a very weak willed addict back in the hole.

Lol

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Oh hey it works again

Imagine the Balldo man feeling super anxious from not being able to get the latest updates from his thread, because he obsessively reads it all the time, and wondering what all is being said about him. That kind of spiral might get a very weak willed addict back in the hole.

Lol

If anything, I'd imagine him being super giddy about Karen Farms eating shit and rendering a huge chunk of his haterverse completely powerless to observe and discuss.

 

[Vibralldo]

If anything, I'd imagine him being super giddy about Karen Farms eating shit and rendering a huge chunk of his haterverse completely powerless to observe and discuss.

Don't worry, Nick

We're back and Null's gonna make sure we never leave you again

 

[Melty Butter]

Oh hey it works again

Imagine the Balldo man feeling super anxious from not being able to get the latest updates from his thread, because he obsessively reads it all the time, and wondering what all is being said about him. That kind of spiral might get a very weak willed addict back in the hole.

Lol

Yeah... there's some stuff missing. My post for about an hour bf the site went down is gone. (I'm not even gonna check to see if Destiny's porn is still up.) In the meantime, April has been tweeting like a madwoman - I hope someone catches it all. After my 6th ghostarchive, I gave up getting it all and will leave it to others.

Highlight:

 

[Ah ha']

If anything, I'd imagine him being super giddy about Karen Farms eating shit and rendering a huge chunk of his haterverse completely powerless to observe and discuss.

This is exactly what I came to post.

He has probably done several lines of coke in celebration, and in his lightning fast, drug addled, genius mind now has the key to killing the farms.

His next move is to upload a video of himself of The Toe giving him a blowjob, or vice versa because he’s the one in charge, no one tells Nick Rekieta to not suck dick!

 

[Sharpeteer]

If anything, I'd imagine him being super giddy about Karen Farms eating shit and rendering a huge chunk of his haterverse completely powerless to observe and discuss.

Nah, all the Karen Farmers simply went outside to tend to the corn fields, and took the day off from their screens.

In all seriousness, if he took any sort of glee from this he's retarded. 502 Bad Gateway errors are part of the genuine Kiwi Farms user experience. Says so on the tin.

 

[not william stenchever]

Don't worry, Nick

We're back and Null's gonna make sure we never leave you again

Null will be ready for the next time when it's the rage twig on video giving sloppy toppy. To the last autist, the servers shall hold.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

With Destiny attempting to steal Lolcow of the Year from Rekieta at the last minute by having his sex tapes released, will Nick up the ante by releasing sex tapes of his own before the new year?

Whatever he does, I hope it wouldn't cause our database to join the 41% again.

 

[PinKopyKat]

Balldobros is destiny going to steal our thunder for lolcow of the year? I need a drink...

 

[ghastlyretard]

Balldobros is destiny going to steal our thunder for lolcow of the year? I need a drink...

Trust the plan, the video of Nick sucking Aaron's cock will get leaked.

 

[Vibralldo]

Balldobros is destiny going to steal our thunder for lolcow of the year? I need a drink...

Destiny didn't get arrested for the same things we warned him about

Nick's position as the greatest lolcow of all time is secure

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Oh hey it works again

Imagine the Balldo man feeling super anxious from not being able to get the latest updates from his thread, because he obsessively reads it all the time, and wondering what all is being said about him.

That's how I felt