Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Patrick Buttman]

Dollars to donuts that the reality show was The Internet Ruined My Life.

I doubt it. That show propped up Wu's delusions, and if it was going to bring up Chelsea's internet nudes, it would do it as a way to support her victim narrative. (ie, "Eron leaked my private nudes!", not "These were some nudes I was paid for and are easily accessed behind a paywall).

It was probably one of those lame VH-1 reality shows where D-list celebrities, has-beens, and never-weres desperately try to cling to relevance and grab one last paycheck.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I can't imagine how much rage she's got over Milo still being in top 40 best sellers on Amazon when he hasn't even written his book yet

 

[The Colonel]

It was probably one of those lame VH-1 reality shows where D-list celebrities, has-beens, and never-weres desperately try to cling to relevance and grab one last paycheck.

That's every VH1 reality show.

 

[Chemical snorfare]

And therefore, when you complain about ppl on your open account you do want them to get dogpiled?

This is the director(?) of an anti internet bullying initiative.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Dear Chelsea,

What we all want to know at this point is how your wrasslin' career is going... Hero or heel? Superplex or chicken wing? Quelle disappoint over here. Update on this the soonest.

Love, Elwood

PS: I've even found a blueprint for you to follow to fame and riches. From (where else?) the 1980s...The moves these ladies had, I'm telling you.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

I wouldn't be surprised if she tried going on Celebrity Big Brother and was rejected.

 

[Hellfire]

Chelsea is chimping about WikiLeaks today and twisting what they were talking about (making a database based off Twitter verified accounts) into a claim they are going to target her/her family specifically as if they haven't all been doxed for years.

Remember how much bitching she did about getting 'verified'?

Hate to break it to you Chelsea, but you started what became GamerGate by fucking game journalist(s) and having them write about you and then cover it all up when the story broke.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Millennial garbage person: *shits up the internet for a decade*

Dude: "Let's study the internet and how people use it and how it influences things."

Millennial garbage person: "Forcible penetration without consent! The internet is mine!"

World: "Cunt."

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Everything isn't about you, conceited cunt.

 

[NQ 952]

Hey, remember that time Nintendo made a joke about an internationally known and historically significant incident that took down the most powerful man in the free world, and not about a shitty Twitter hash tag?

I do.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Hey, remember that time Nintendo made a joke about an internationally known and historically significant incident that took down the most powerful man in the free world, and not about a shitty Twitter hash tag?

I do.

It's a unique point where arrogance meets ignorance.

The dumb cunt would probably just say "Uhhh it like.. involves Nixon" if you asked her what Watergate was.

 

[PhantomDiploma]

It's a unique point where arrogance meets ignorance.

The dumb cunt would probably just say "Uhhh it like.. involves Nixon" if you asked her what Watergate was.

Well...

Yeah. . . so one time she asked me whether "<" meant "less than" or "greater than."

Ada Lovelace would not approve.

- Eron (Chelsea's ex) on Chelsea

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Well...



- Eron (Chelsea's ex) on Chelsea

Jesus Christ.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Wait, this whore has a family?

 

[vertexwindi]

Wait, this whore has a family?

Who do you think pays for all those plastic surgeries?

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Who do you think pays for all those plastic surgeries?

And her everything else.

 

[randomfarmer]

And her everything else.

Mother and father's greatest mistake.

 

[Superfly Johnson]

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Zoe's "natural fit" Alton Brown carries a gun and a bible with him everywhere and probably has about zero time for CURRENT_YEAR's dangerhair princess.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Jesus Fucking Christ - i've never seen such a conceited bitch like Chelsea. She thinks that Wikileaks is developing a database specifically to target her, as if Julian Assange gives a flying fuck about her. She did the same thing months ago, when she acted like Social Autopsy was created solely to take her down. Not to mention all the REEEING she did because she thought a lame joke about Watergate was about her, because Nintendo is going to devote all their time and effort going after some gaijin whore.

It takes a truly self-centered cunt to believe that Wikileaks is targeting you or believing that it teamed up with gamergate to do so.

LOL at her suddenly "caring" about her family. When was the last time Chelsea mentioned her parents?

 

[Keystone]

Jesus Fucking Christ - i've never seen such a conceited bitch like Chelsea. She thinks that Wikileaks is developing a database specifically to target her, as if Julian Assange gives a flying fuck about her. She did the same thing months ago, when she acted like Social Autopsy was created solely to take her down. Not to mention all the REEEING she did because she thought a lame joke about Watergate was about her, because Nintendo is going to devote all their time and effort going after some gaijin whore.

It takes a truly self-centered cunt to believe that Wikileaks is targeting you or believing that it teamed up with gamergate to do so.

LOL at her suddenly "caring" about her family. When was the last time Chelsea mentioned her parents?

She really is just a few meth hits away from living in a trailer in Nevada screeching about Agenda 21 and Majestic 12.

And I think a more pertinent question is when was the last time her parents mentioned Chelsea. 'Cause boy would I not want to acknowledge this cunt shares my genetics in any way.