🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Mörkö]

Burt broke the toilet (I think). He's been stressing out about it flailing about while Fatty and Binx recite Eminem songs.

(Edit) They finally took the camera away from Fatty and gave it to Jeff. Luke looks really funny right now.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Fatty and Binx recite Eminem songs.

Reaching new levels of wigger.

Meanwhile Mizzy and Luke are having an actual conversation.

 

[filthypenguin]

So the three theories right now are Vegas, Florida. and Return to Fishtank.

Vegas supporting information:
Burt won a Vegas trip
Burt is a recovered gambling addict
Sam has been talking about gambling on stickermule's website all season
They kicked Payton, who is too young to gamble

Florida supporting information:
"Take me home" song
Already took Payton home, Binx next
Burt is clearly the winner

Return to Fishtank supporting information:
This is Burt's 160 IQ theory, Burt has been accurate with absolutely everything (including gay dating show: Final three were gay, final two have been in gay relationships during the show)
"Take me home" song
They needed them out of the house to renovate it into secret third theory:

Returning to house, which is now Vegas:
It's the sort of dumb gaslight the wiggers love
It's the sort of dumb half-assed house transformation that the wiggers love, like the camping arc and swamp games
Burt would still be right
Burt would get his Vegas trip and it'd be as shitty as possible
It'd make the Payton elimination even more pointless, which is kinda funny actually

 

[Halloween23]

So the three theories right now are Vegas, Florida. and Return to Fishtank.

Vegas supporting information:
Burt won a Vegas trip
Burt is a recovered gambling addict
Sam has been talking about gambling on stickermule's website all season
They kicked Payton, who is too young to gamble

Florida supporting information:
"Take me home" song
Already took Payton home, Binx next
Burt is clearly the winner

Return to Fishtank supporting information:
This is Burt's 160 IQ theory, Burt has been accurate with absolutely everything (including gay dating show: Final three were gay, final two have been in gay relationships during the show)
"Take me home" song
They needed them out of the house to renovate it into secret third theory:

Returning to house, which is now Vegas:
It's the sort of dumb gaslight the wiggers love
It's the sort of dumb half-assed house transformation that the wiggers love, like the camping arc and swamp games
Burt would still be right
Burt would get his Vegas trip and it'd be as shitty as possible
It'd make the Payton elimination even more pointless, which is kinda funny actually

I think they're still going west. You can see through the curtain and it looks like they're in the desert now. With as long as they've been driving if they were going back east it'd be green again.

 

[KingFrampt]

I think they're still going west. You can see through the curtain and it looks like they're in the desert now. With as long as they've been driving if they were going back east it'd be green again.

Burt checked his watch and said they're 8 hours away or something, so if you have a vague idea of where they are you can probably figure out where they're headed lol

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Fat fuck

 

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Fat fuck
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lol he looks like Kim Jong Un

 

[BullfrogBill]

Burt deserves to win by a very very very wide margin, no contestant in fishtank history has created as much daily content as he unintentionally has, he flatout saved this season because without him could you imagine the last 3 weeks being Signal instead of him?

If they replaced Binx with Signal everything would be perfect.

Hate to be that guy, but this has fucking sucked. We got a great 4 weeks, almost everything since, has fucking sucked.

Sam talks this big game about philosophy and life advice, but look how he operates his own shit. Sorry but, burnout is not an excuse. Everybody gets burnout, its called being grown up. You push through it and finish the job.

Imagine if any of us just gave up on a project two third of the way through, imagine telling the client that youre just out of ideas and sickies.

I like Fishtank, and I generally like the buys behind it, but I wont ever be buying a season pass again. They dont respect the audience and assume their goodwill with the fans will make up for any shortcoming.

Dont care that you got sick, dont care that you have a skeleton crew, dont care that you are burnt out, the show must go on. You have to finish what you started at some point. This isnt a year long endeavor, its six fucking weeks, if your passion for the project cant push you over the finish line, then why even bother?

I think the vibes were repaired as soon as Mizzy got on board, it feels like Fishtank again now.

The Fishtank site chat's seething about Mizzy coming back and crying about Payton being gone really makes my day as well.

 

[Aquafag]

The Fishtank site chat's seething about Mizzy coming back and crying about Payton being gone really makes my day as well.

Sad simps. Mizzy feels like an upgrade compared to Payton. IMHO Payton never belonged on the show and should have quit at the same time as Alexis and L Ron.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Shadi and Haley are beefing on twitter over who's the biggest whore or something
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Jimmy DM leak. Boy catching flak
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I think she actually is from there.
I recall there being pictures of her doing sports but not where they were from, but if they were from somewhere dif someone probably would've pointed it out.
But yeah, she talked about being from Tyler quite a bit and she's not a particularly good liar so I think she was telling the truth. Doesn't really seem like there's a reason to lie about it either.

Bitchtank was truly toxic but at least Cleh and Jules stay above it, the true content qweens

 

[BullfrogBill]

Also, notice how Binx has taken a chill pill ever since Mizzy came back? Mizzy always kept that witch in check, her mere presence makes Binx much more tolerable because she's too intimidated by Mizzy to act up while she's around.

Mizzy makes Binx act like Simbal when Luke came back in Famous House 2.0

 

[Godmode]

Sad simps. Mizzy feels like an upgrade compared to Payton. IMHO Payton never belonged on the show and should have quit at the same time as Alexis and L Ron.

After weeks of Stinx and Payton nontent, I have a newfound respect for Mizzy enjoyers.

 

[username1811]

The fish have completely given up. They’re not even entertained by Burt’s schizo antics anymore.

 

[TurdFergusen]

So Sam shoved everybody in an RV to "save the season" when in reality he's just doing it as an excuse to drive around and fuck Mizzy. Glad I didn't buy a season pass

Don't blame him, bet it't grippy

 

[ParasiteSteve]

After weeks of Stinx and Payton nontent, I have a newfound respect for Mizzy enjoyers.

Once she flashed her pussy (accidental in her defense) I knew she had the fighting spirit. Eats like shit as well, the Stinx had no chance.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Also, notice how Binx has taken a chill pill ever since Mizzy came back? Mizzy always kept that witch in check, her mere presence makes Binx much more tolerable because she's too intimidated by Mizzy to act up while she's around.

Mizzy makes Binx act like Simbal when Luke came back in Famous House 2.0

Mizzy alpha female, let's go. I switched my endorsement to her from Luke because he is not a fish no mo.


Adding: Photos of fatty's body or mug should be spoilered because... Dear god, he is just that disturbing to look at.

 

[Aquafag]

After weeks of Stinx and Payton nontent, I have a newfound respect for Mizzy enjoyers.

I would not have sex with her, but I would consider myself a Mizzy fan. I liked the way she handled the rugpull, and the way she handled the TTS. I like the way she handled Frank's hassling and I liked how she got thrown across the kitchen. I liked her flaws too (me, me, me, me) and her 2AM slop. I also liked how she owned her piggy moments rather than let it bother her, and how she engaged with the fanbase and embraced the fishtank brand even after being (wrongfully) eliminated.

Voting out by the other fish is a bad elimination method, by the way.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I would not have sex with her, but I would consider myself a Mizzy fan. I liked the way she handled the rugpull, and the way she handled the TTS. I like the way she handled Frank's hassling and I liked how she got thrown across the kitchen. I liked her flaws too (me, me, me, me) and her 2AM slop. I also liked how she owned her piggy moments rather than let it bother her, and how she engaged with the fanbase and embraced the fishtank brand even after being (wrongfully) eliminated.

Voting out by the other fish is a bad elimination method, by the way.

They should have one elimination vote by the Fish next season, and then whoever they voted actually gets immunity because they're clearly doing a good job pissing off the other Fish

 

[sum ting wong]

I liked the way she handled the rugpull

How did she handle it? What I remember is her complaining non-stop and asking everyone to vote her off so she can leave with her fishbux, then when she heard that freeloaders were getting paid she changed tactics to getting voted out and beg production to let her stay but pay her.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I don't think this has been posted before one of the few times I've heard Burt genuinely laugh at something.