Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Particle Bored]

What is this?

I don't know the context of the original video, but I believe it was Destiny getting hand-fed like an obedient trained seal, now face-swapped to Nick.

 

[Edward Teach]

URGENT ZOOM HEARING ALERT!

Did you attend?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

You know what? I was a professional long before I was a Pta mom (and really never was a Pta mom, bc, as noted, had a job), and honestly did not have the insane time to devote to it that some of those ladies do. But the shit I did do absolutely involved skills I used and use at work. Not subject matter; leadership, management, and organizational skills. And fwiw my elementary Pta operated like a fairly slick nonprofit, including organizing a major capital campaign, as well as the SOP annual fundraising gala and all the staffing and volunteer coordination and deployment.

And if you aren't clever enough to figure out what transferrable skills are and how to learn and leverage, I don't think you should be laughing.

That said, I have zero belief Kayla has or could acquire any of that. The point was that it is possible to, if one has to, develop as a human being and capitalize on whatever little that might initially be available to you.

 

[daffodils]

April is back babbling on Twitter since yesterday. Samples:

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[not william stenchever]

Solely because of his abusive neglect of his children.

As a former Rackets watcher it has been a bit of a journey. I stopped watching around 2020 but got updates from this thread. It's how I followed what was going on in the Rittenhouse trial, reading people's posts about the trial stream. I was mostly checked out on his content but would follow what misadventures he was getting into. When it was the toast superchats it was fun to laugh about how cringe they were. When it was the locals stuff it was fun to laugh about how he was driving off his audience while being cringe. When it was clear that he fucked up any chance of getting a renewed Rumble contract I had a hearty chuckle at his hubris. His attempt at stand up comedy was like watching a pileup on the interstate during a blizzard. The hot tub stream was bizarre. I was able to catch the coke stream live and that was massively entertaining for all the wrong reasons. Then I check the farms on my phone while working the next morning and find out this dipshit got himself arrested

But I didn't truly begin to hate him until I found out he had been dosing his kid with cocaine. Things stopped being so funny.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

April is back babbling on Twitter since yesterday. Samples:

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Why is she constantly, constantly going on about smiling? I mean, despite being grumpy just now I'm a fan of smiling, sure. But she's leaning way into this "smiling blonde tripping through a field of daisies using early 80s shimmery/blurred film effect" thing.

When she's not valkyrie-ing her way through the woods in furskin and bow and accompanied by her wolves, of course.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Did anyone in the sekturr cover today's zoom hearing?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Why is she constantly, constantly going on about smiling? I mean, despite being grumpy just now I'm a fan of smiling, sure. But she's leaning way into this "smiling blonde tripping through a field of daisies using early 80s shimmery/blurred film effect" thing.

When she's not valkyrie-ing her way through the woods in furskin and bow and accompanied by her wolves, of course.

because she's a retard.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's strategy here is to be make it worth more trouble than it's worth for Monty to collect. You can see this behavior in basically every legal battle he engages in. People like Nick rely on the fact that enforcing laws and civil actions are lengthy, expensive, and time-consuming processes to escape the consequences of their shitty behaviors (see also, Ethan Ralph). Settlement runs contrary to Nick's goals of dragging this out as long as possible.

Even if Nick wanted to settle, the case probably cannot be settled unless Monty runs out of money. Sure, Monty has Nick by the Balldo, but both are six-figures deep in this fight and highly motivated to avoid any compromise, so neither is gonna walk away without a significant incentive, which Nick wouldn't be willing to give and it's unclear what Monty would even accept at this point. Nick's only hope would be for Monty to run out of money or energy first, but Nick being Nick would resist any reasonable settlement offer and probably force Monty to knuckle down.

Nick would rather force Monty to go through all the hoops of having to collect than be solvent.

There is a theory that Schneider might have taken Monty's case on contingency (with or without a retainer). Possibly because there is a "history" between the two.

If that's true (and, admittedly, I have no proof one way or the order), Monty's financial burden isn't that high and Nick will not win this unless Schneider gets tired. The appeal victory was mostly or entirely crowd funded, so Monty made out well there.

Nick is burning through an obscene amount of money to fight something that could have been settled a long time ago.

This is why I say, in a way, Monty has already won. This case was not the lolsuit streaming profit center for Nick like he wanted it to be. It is already a massive loss.

 

[Oxyjen]

Why is she constantly, constantly going on about smiling? I mean, despite being grumpy just now I'm a fan of smiling, sure. But she's leaning way into this "smiling blonde tripping through a field of daisies using early 80s shimmery/blurred film effect" thing.

When she's not valkyrie-ing her way through the woods in furskin and bow and accompanied by her wolves, of course.

I think it’s just her version of “I’m not owned, I’m not owned”.
Even though she has been seen crying in public in the last few days and has tipped into fully unhinged online sperg-outs on multiple occasions.

April: Leave the bunker and join the farms. Spill everything. Drop the charade. Take the money. You’ll feel a lot better.

 

[AnOminous]

In regular news, Nick forgets his life is a shitty novel.

Not even Fatrick Hamlinson would write a novel as shitty as the novel Cuckieta has written for himself.

"You're the people jesus hated." Man who claimed he was a church goer doesn't know jesus loved everyone. Kinda the whole reason why he died on the cross.

This blaspheming, demon-possessed faggot better hope there's no Jesus because if there is, he's going to the part of Hell even other sinners fear, and even people in Hell will be able to say "at least I'm not THAT guy."

No matter how Nick has the trusts set up, at some point money needs to go from their account to his account. That something you can put a lien on.

Nick didn't set up the trusts except maybe that gay-named "Robert LORD" trust (what a faggot). He'll still have to disclose any sources of his income, and the banks will turn it over even if Nick, a pathological liar who couldn't tell the truth with a gun to his head, committed perjury, which he will.

 

[Captain Manning]

Monty should just start streaming. Nick won't be able to resist sending him seething superchats. He'll get that $300 he owes him real quick then.

He could stream, but I would recommend he continue to not stream about his case (his four minute objective factual update on the status of case was fine).

Actually, credit where it's due, Monty has done really good throughout this whole thing. You can basically now hold him up as a standard of how to act in a lawsuit.

Last time Nick talked about the Monty case, he took his L so badly he got arrested not even 48 hours later. Kinda a big difference.

 

[daffodils]

Nick is in Melton's chat again.

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[AnOminous]

Yes indeed, the court automatically CC'd the Barneswalker on the notice of fuckup because he e-filed it under his own Tylerhost account on behalf of, and apparently fully supporting this momentous life decision of, the son he raised this way.

Imagine being such an abject failure as a father that your fag failson cuts his cock off to pretend to be a "woman" and harass little girls in locker rooms.

The Barneswalker must be a faggot himself.

 

[Squee - Goblin Nabob]

Nick is in Melton's chat again.

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The nerve of this faggot giving anyone camera advice when his expensive 4k camera looks like he dropped the lens in his filthy hot tub.

 

[Grayback]

April: Leave the bunker and join the farms. Spill everything. Drop the charade. Take the money. You’ll feel a lot better.

I'm sure that if April were to abandon the balldo bunker now, Nick and Kayla would immediately turn on her and try to pin everything in their court cases solely on April.
The coke was all hers, Nick didn't even know about it, etc.

Even if April does want to leave Nick, she can't do it until after their cases are over. She just has to keep Nick happy and thinking that they're in love for now.
Maybe all of her posts are so strange and/or dumb because that's just what she's like, or maybe it's because she's stuck in a holding pattern and doesn't know what else to say right now (but she still has to keep Nick invested, so she has to say something).

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick is in Melton's chat again.

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Didn't Nick have some ridiculously expensive camera that everybody here said was absolute overkill? And that he barely knows how to operate himself?

Who the fuck watches livestreamers in 4k anyways?

It's almost like he's having to try super hard to find something to complain about regarding Aaron now.

Plus, I mean, Aaron is actually streaming. I rather think Nick's show is struggling harder.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Fuentes is not going to fuck you Rekieta. Probably. I mean less than a 50/50 shot is what I'm saying.

For the love of god please don't post any videos.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Also he's a lawyer. Non-practicing, but a lawyer nonetheless. His entire strategy isn't to prove his innocence but to sow doubt in his guilt. Thankfully we're not a jury though, so it will never be enough given the current evidence against him.

The very last thing a guilty man wants is a jury of his peers in a small town or rural setting. The jury pool consists of people whose friends and family members attend Rekieta's church, have relatives in the Kandiyohi Sheriff Department or local government, know Rekieta's children, have seen Rekieta parading his whore mistress around town, have dealt with the arrogant prick while working as a gas station attendant or waitress, watched him fly by with his fancy car with its stupid LAWPOPE license plate...

A jury of his peers would probably end up recommending public crucifixion.

 

[AI Generated User]

Nick is in Melton's chat again.

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He's such a heartbroken teenage girl. He needs a new boyfriend to focus on and get over Aaron.