Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

Of course Destiny's BJ caused us to lose all the Saturday posts reacting to Jack's fucking sewer chili with pressure-cooked hard boiled eggs, gelatin, cream cheese, whipping cream, and chicken gizzards:

There's no way anybody can look at that thumbnail and assume it's anything but Jack's toilet after the seafood chili. In fact, the final chili of AI RECIPE CHILI MUNTH is blatantly the seafood chili (including a cup of high-sodium fish sauce), just with meat substitutions for the fish. Someone in the lost day of posts pointed out that they couldn't get ChatGPT to recommend a carnivore or meat chili made exclusively from animal products resembling anything like Jack's abomination (lending credibility to the common suspicion that the only artificial intelligence informing these "recipes" is Jack's - his unique fetish for beef broth and pressure cookers in making the runny slop he pretends is chili coming through in every recipe being the biggest giveaway).

Lots of love being sent Jack's way in the comments:

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Could he have chosen a worse picture for the thumbnail? It's revolting.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Here's more of Jack's twitter posts


Jack lowkey mad that most of his viewers are haters

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Jack glazes a very christian movie

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I'm just going to assume the film skips over the fact Longfellow took both Laudanum and Ether to deal with his grief and implies faith cured him.

 

[lindsayfan]

jack also used about a half kilo of "smoked spanish paprika," not that he'd be able to taste anything except gizzards and fish sauce.

imagine the cthulhoid goop that unholy shit-stew's gonna congeal into once it cools. the gelatin will really shine then

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack, the only way X will go back to being Twitter is if someone else other than Elon owns it, and I'm sure Jack will love that with how he gargles Elon's nuts every other day



What is he even talking about?

 

[Super Hans v2]

What is he even talking about?

It's about moderation. If you take something like charity, which is celebrated much less not a sin, and then take it to the extreme where you're trying to donate your heart or both lungs you're then ignoring God's other commands.

 

[Revelator]

What is he even talking about?

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Idolatry, ironically enough. The man is enslaved to fast food and the only time he mentions God is in the context of either other's punishment or his own salvation, but sure, Jack your murderous pastor is getting you to Heaven.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Idolatry, ironically enough. The man is enslaved to fast food and the only time he mentions God is in the context of either other's punishment or his own salvation, but sure, Jack your murderous pastor is getting you to Heaven.

Of course he's getting into Heaven. His pastor said so.

And Fatty like the manchild he is thinks it's a done deal and he can do / say whatever he wants from here on in because he's still getting into heaven bitches and we can't stop him.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

I'm legit feeling a tad bad about hate watching jack. i can't explain it but that more recent video where he has the ice cream scoop of butter on a cheap steak, made me realize that he probably is doing that just to eat the steak and thats just so fucking sad. bro is legit dying, and im just watching this white trash melt away everyday. I legit just found it so depressing. Although the gross ass chili has kinda bumped up my anger and reminded me of his stupidity and uselessness again lol

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

fatty does know that gluttony is a sin, right?

 

[p1138]

I'm legit feeling a tad bad about hate watching jack. i can't explain it but that more recent video where he has the ice cream scoop of butter on a cheap steak, made me realize that he probably is doing that just to eat the steak and thats just so fucking sad. bro is legit dying, and im just watching this white trash melt away everyday. I legit just found it so depressing. Although the gross ass chili has kinda bumped up my anger and reminded me of his stupidity and uselessness again lol

He does it because it was a cover-up for when people caught him with mashed potatoes on his fork in a video(at the beginning of his carnivore larp), and then he simply discovered how much he loved butter as an excuse to keep eating gobs of it at a time. Even if it was to help him swallow cold and poorly cooked meat(also remember his idea of "steak" at home is just chuck roast), he's still being as much of a glutton as possible while doing it.

And if you need a reminder of why Fatty is such a piece of shit, just go to the previous page where he tried(badly) to lure a dog past an invisible fence because he wanted to see it get shocked by the collar so he could laugh.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack has a new gadget to play with

 

[Tiresome]

he probably is doing that just to eat the steak

He absolutely does not have to eat steak. Ever. It's pure Jack being a fatass.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Thanks everyone for re-assuring my hatred lol People with struggles always make me feel a little bad but he 100% put himself there and I had a whole spiel a few pages back about why his lack of caring about PT is one of the worst things he's done. The butter and steak was just so appalling to me lol

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack has a new gadget to play with

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I like the new Senator Fetterjack Memoji. Very retarded boomer looking
It screams “I dress myself using Amazon”

 

[p1138]

Thanks everyone for re-assuring my hatred lol People with struggles always make me feel a little bad but he 100% put himself there and I had a whole spiel a few pages back about why his lack of caring about PT is one of the worst things he's done. The butter and steak was just so appalling to me lol

It's completely understandable. Normal people don't just see a cripple and decide to automatically hate them just because one or two things they're doing at the time is weird or whatever. But Fatty has been doing this to himself for almost 2 decades on camera, and I don't believe for a moment he was somehow a good person before all of this. Remember, the man films himself being a piece of shit, and then uploads it to the internet for the world to see because that's how important he thinks he is. He could have easily gone "wait, I look like an asshole, I'll cut this part of the video out" but he knows that no matter what he's right, so he won't do that and will instead argue with everyone.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Jack has a new gadget to play with

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I love that bitmoji let Jack play out his fantasy of having a functional right arm.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"No one gets a free pass"

Except if its Jack for choking his son out, abusing animals, and being a douchebag to almost everyone he meets.

Jack's self-righteous behavior is honestly what makes me feel no pity for the man.

 

[semitooth]

Jack has a new gadget to play with

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the fuck? the longer I look at this the less it makes sense.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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the fuck? the longer I look at this the less it makes sense.

It's simple, Jack's such a piss-baby faggot that he thinks that this is how you look badass instead, and as we all know nothing is more badass than basic kitchen appliances.

 

[AltisticRight]

fatty does know that gluttony is a sin, right?

There are seven deadly Sins, scalfatty only fits one of them -- gluttony.
That's because he ate the other 6 Sins.
And the other 45 as well.