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Man, just stick to bananas and popsicles.
Speaking of which, eyeball licking has been confirmed to be a hoax, at least according to Cracked. From what I heard, it was inspired from a music video taken out of context.
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Speaking of which, eyeball licking has been confirmed to be a hoax, at least according to Cracked. From what I heard, it was inspired from a music video taken out of context.
MysticMisty
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I thought that it was a law from a century ago that outlawed depiction of genitals? At any rate the doorknob licking is pretty creepy and gross due to the germ factor. I mean, seriously. They could have gone with a dozen or more other things that would be less creepy and way sexier then slurping on some metal.
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You're right on everything. "culture" was a poor choice of words. And yeah I don't know why they chose doorknobs. I'm assuming that they scrubbed it down with a clorox wipe or something but thats still pretty gross and you really shouldn't try to add common sense to something this nonsensical.
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Here's a spergy furry that has a weird fetish for being the instigator of historical events:
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Somehow, in a thread that started with a "woman turning into furniture" fetish and contains stuff like inflation, doorknob licking and Sharz Miguazin, "being the instigator of historical events" is by far the weirdest fetish I have ever seen.
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Yeah. I'm going to say that's purposefully going out of its way to be weird.
Bridechu
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I can't remember if I told this story on this forum before or not, but I just had dinner with the guy so I remembered it.
Anyway, I have this friend who's sexually attracted to plants.
He's a really normal guy. Looks pretty good, very intelligent and well-spoken, works as an accountant and makes great money. I figured he was gay and just shy, but one night when we were all shit-faced playing never have I ever we got needling him and he finally admitted he only jacked off to pictures of plants. We figured he was playing the long con on us, but turns out that, unless he's still playing the worst practical joke ever, he is only attracted to plants. Mainly bushes, some trees. Mostly slender ones like willows. Flowers are kind of sexy, but on their own they're just not enough to appeal to him. Going to a public garden is like a strip club for him. He was the one kid wanking to Nat Geo who didn't need to find the topless Africans.
He showed me his wank folders once in exchange for sharing my booze when he ran out. Sorted by the Latin names. Organized by size, whether or not the wind was blowing, what the background was, it was insane.
Like I said, insanely nice guy, he was in town so we grabbed dinner with another friend and had some beers and shot the shit about politics. But he jerks off to holly bushes.
I don't understand fetishes.
Anyway, I have this friend who's sexually attracted to plants.
He's a really normal guy. Looks pretty good, very intelligent and well-spoken, works as an accountant and makes great money. I figured he was gay and just shy, but one night when we were all shit-faced playing never have I ever we got needling him and he finally admitted he only jacked off to pictures of plants. We figured he was playing the long con on us, but turns out that, unless he's still playing the worst practical joke ever, he is only attracted to plants. Mainly bushes, some trees. Mostly slender ones like willows. Flowers are kind of sexy, but on their own they're just not enough to appeal to him. Going to a public garden is like a strip club for him. He was the one kid wanking to Nat Geo who didn't need to find the topless Africans.
He showed me his wank folders once in exchange for sharing my booze when he ran out. Sorted by the Latin names. Organized by size, whether or not the wind was blowing, what the background was, it was insane.
Like I said, insanely nice guy, he was in town so we grabbed dinner with another friend and had some beers and shot the shit about politics. But he jerks off to holly bushes.
I don't understand fetishes.
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Japanese girls just really badly crave the D. I mean all dudes there seem to be married to their Pokeymans Gameboy-waifus and shit. It's literally driving the poor things insane.
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I believe I mentioned plantsexual and bacteriosexual people in the SJW thread a few pages back... people who are sexually attracted to plants and bacteria. I wasn't sure if it was a troll, but looks like it might be for real after all.
Bridechu
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I imagine it's pretty rare. And like I said, besides that he's a normal guy who everybody loves hanging around. I find it weird as shit, but I try not to judge people for harmless fetishes, even if they're in that extreme.
Probably won't ever get him a plant for a housewarming gift, though.
Probably won't ever get him a plant for a housewarming gift, though.
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Japanese girls just really badly crave the D. I mean all dudes there seem to be married to their Pokeymans Gameboy-waifus and shit. It's literally driving the poor things insane.
Me and my friends joke that after college we're gonna go join JET and help boost the Japanese population.
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There's tons of diaper fetish crap people flout all over the internet. I never figured out what's so sexy about something babies and people with medical problems PISS AND SHIT IN! Can somebody who knows bout sexual psychology explain this one to me?
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probably has something to do with the mentality of still being young and needing diapers but in truth i have no idea.
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From what I understand, there's two schools of thought in relation to this. First is the attraction to the feeling of humiliation, to being stripped away of the things that make you respectable, to be infantilized and treated as though you are incapable of being a responsible person. The second is that it's a comfort thing, that the adult world is scary and uncertain, and that being regressed to ones infant or toddler years even for a little while gives them a sense of security and safety. Of course, this doesn't cover the crazier stuff, but this is the basics, as far as I know.
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I for one hate being patronized or made to look childish. Not helped by the general concensus being that if you stuggle with your 'P's and 'F's you're a helpless baby who can't think for yourself...
But anyway, I always thought these people must have serious childhood-related truama. Maybe they were neglected and had to grow to like wearing soiled diapers.
But anyway, I always thought these people must have serious childhood-related truama. Maybe they were neglected and had to grow to like wearing soiled diapers.