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I'll give Biden credit, between dropping out after Pat said the debate didn't matter and then this, he's making the pig look bad.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I don't know what it is, this is simple and silly, but fucking my sides holy shit - I wasn't expecting it and lost it.
That's where you're wrong as always, stalker. He'd never die; he'd have the insane and impossible plot armor that lets him continually avoid permanent consequences (somehow) without actually ever winning anything and continuing to be a perpetual loser.
Of course, you were almost right at the beginning; the dinosaurs would spontaneously evolve ass-cocks for raping him and it would quickly become the running (waddling?) gag that any scene he shows up in ends up in him brutally raped by some peaceful dino (Barney?).
It doesn't take a moment's thought to think both those things, even think "they're more likely than not" - Biden for obvious reasons, and I could easily imagine Trump not pardoning someone he felt "slighted" him. If you can't imagine those, you have no imagination.
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I think they'd find his skeleton in the shed with the jeep in Jurassic World with a pile of chocolate bar wrappers and empty chip bags.
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Look at these 2 tweets side by side. Barely 1 year between them.
To most people, seeing them together would make that person feel shamed beyond belief, and seriously question themselves ("Wait, why was I thinking in such absolute terms back then? What led me to a 180 degree change in moral values? Did I change? Was I mislead or lied to by people I blindly trust? What happened?")
To Patrick, being shown these tweets is just another prisoning in the making. That's it.
Pat's brain only sees they were posted by protestors. That is all the info it needs, and it won't give a damn sufficient to start a single neuron synapse if that means he was wrong.
This is how we know Patrick is neither a conservative, or a liberal. That he is not for or against trans or reproductive rights. That he is not a baseball lover, a huge Brewers fan... nor hater, for that matter.
Patrick believes in nothing. He likes nothing. He feels nothing... except one thing: the need for the dopamine hit from approval, admiration. The mere sensation of being right.
Patrick is simpler than an amoeba, guided by the the most basic and strongest feeling possible for a living being: imediate satisfaction. To the amoeba, it means eating and preserving its own existence.
To Pat, imediate satisfation means something even simpler: to have the last word, self-preservation be damned.
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He'd try to turn Ray Arnold into pepperoni.
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Seeing as Chichton hated the gays I can't imagine somebody like Patrick could exist within his works on a fundamental level. He'd be worse than Dino chew; he'd be a nothing.
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Damn “broke dick farms” or dick broke farms for real amirite. I lurked old Owen threads during the downtime and found this. Patrick’s writing ticks really bug me.
Like this one where he omits any ownership when speaking about himself. If there’s no royal we, Patrick avoids attributing action to himself. “Took advantage” “blamed no one” I dunno why it bugs me but it does, probably because it’s so weasely. While he’ll avoid ownership of his words and actions as a lesser man, he directly attributes stalking to whichever anon account is in front of him. It makes him look dishonest, even at a glance. The sojourner arc was really among his most pathetic, sending Nikki in to use the services and getting bitchy with the judge when he has no idea what any of his “muh wife” ramblings have to do with the fat man before him.
Anyway one of the brother men made this and I grabbed it to put in this thread, cringe with me kiwi bros.
I love that Milwaukee’s standup community froze him out lol. Big dumb retard.
Like this one where he omits any ownership when speaking about himself. If there’s no royal we, Patrick avoids attributing action to himself. “Took advantage” “blamed no one” I dunno why it bugs me but it does, probably because it’s so weasely. While he’ll avoid ownership of his words and actions as a lesser man, he directly attributes stalking to whichever anon account is in front of him. It makes him look dishonest, even at a glance. The sojourner arc was really among his most pathetic, sending Nikki in to use the services and getting bitchy with the judge when he has no idea what any of his “muh wife” ramblings have to do with the fat man before him.
Anyway one of the brother men made this and I grabbed it to put in this thread, cringe with me kiwi bros.
I love that Milwaukee’s standup community froze him out lol. Big dumb retard.
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"Experienced medical care consultant" odd way to tell people you sell life insurance.
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The fact that Rick has to use Nikki to qualify as a "family" to sound sympathetic but at the same time can't even coach her well enough for her to explain their plights on her own is hilarious to me.
It's that drunk guy explaining crypto to some disinterested girl, except the guy is fat and the girl ain't nothin' to write home about.
It's that drunk guy explaining crypto to some disinterested girl, except the guy is fat and the girl ain't nothin' to write home about.
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Thanks to him reposting like an attention hungry fat faggot (with bitch tits) on threads we have elaboration
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If he's willing to just say "fuck the law" and do whatever he wants why not give himself custody of his daughter. Oh wait...
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Everyone is massively misconstruing that presidential immunity ruling, but none more retardedly than Fatrick.
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I used to do a job that involved investigating fuck-ups in a large organisation and deciding who needed to be fired. I learned a lot about liars in that job. The dead giveaway for the guilty party was always someone who used syntax that didn't require them to say "I" or "me". Most common was the use of the passive voice - they would day "the shipment was not scanned into the system" rather than "I did not scan the shipment into the system." It allows them to say what went wrong without taking responsibility - stupid shipment, not scanning itself into the system! A lot of lolcows do this, notably barely-sentient lard barnacle Polissa Campbell. Pat's variation on it is subtle, using more standard syntax but omitting himself by just deleting it. Though I think Pat's motivation is slightly different - rather than evade, he's unconsciously signalling that his word and thoughts basically define reality, by using grammatical constructions that merge the two. "Paid nobody" rather than "I paid nobody" moves it from a personal testimony to a statement of fact. That's Pat's mental world - if he says it, it must be so. It's a kind of magical thinking, that he can will reality into existence just by stating it over and over, and some day those pesky sTalker Childs will Enjoy Prison.
Why did we take so long to realise that Pat is a sociopath? For once he's not lying, he absolutely would do this if he was in charge. He would seize control and abolish all democratic checks and balances, imprison his political opponents on vague charges of treason or no charges at all, gerrymander the Supreme Court to be his rubber-stamp yes-men, seize the assets of his opponents and exile them - in other words, he would do everything Vladimir Putin did when he took charge of Russia. Similar patterns of behaviour can be found in every tin-pot dictator since Napoleon. Pat's only driving force his his own power and influence, and putting him in charge of anything would turn it into a horrifying dystopia.
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He's not lying here, Lynn paid.
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For a guy who fights for "freedom and democracy", he sure does sound undemocratic.
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Uh oh, Patrick is getting yet another clot shot.
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So he wants fascism. I thought he was against that?
While I hate the man, I hope it doesn't kill him. People need to see just how stupid the Left are. He must have a shit immune system if he needs both shots. Should stop drinking all that alcohol.
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Fascism is when Pat doesn't get his way. Democracy is when he does get his way. I'm sorry you're so stupid. Enjoy Prison.
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"Youngest minority lesbian" sounds like a fetish thing. Nasty.
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I've spent my life behind these steel bars
I've paid my debt in time
But being brought to justice
That was my only crime
I don't regret a single action
I'd do the same again
These prison walls secure me
And I'm numb to pain