DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

DSP is waiting for Jasper to die before him and khet go on a vacation

 

[PieceofShet]

RED ALERT! THE STREAK IS "IN JEOPARDY" AND DSP IS "NERVOUS" RED ALERT!

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Just suspend it Phil!

(but still count it if you hit it, sound good?)

 

[Squatty Potty]

DSP is waiting for Jasper to die before him and khet go on a vacation

An auto cat feeder is $35, and you can get one to dispense water too. Just clean all the cat boxes and leave on a trip. It's not like a dog where you need to walk it and let it outside to shit.

 

[Comma]

An auto cat feeder is $35, and you can get one to dispense water too. Just clean all the cat boxes and leave on a trip. It's not like a dog where you need to walk it and let it outside to shit.

Maybe he already bought an auto-cat feeder, but he accidentally got the wrong thing, and bought an auto-Kat feeder instead.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

An auto cat feeder is $35, and you can get one to dispense water too.

I'm pretty sure that's what he uses regularly. And he doesn't clean it for months at a time so pink mold grows in the water dish.
(he literally said there was pink mold in the water dish).

 

[Love Is Blue]

Let's hope he never gets into philosophy

"now *snort* the ubermensch is like the best sandwich you've ever had, correct?*

 

[UsedUp]

May jasper live to be 15 years old. dsp will be into his 50s and still begging for honeymoon money.

 

[San Dimas High School]

An auto cat feeder is $35, and you can get one to dispense water too. Just clean all the cat boxes and leave on a trip. It's not like a dog where you need to walk it and let it outside to shit.

When I heard about him talking about it a few months ago he also said that the cat would be traumatized by having anyone look after him that wasn't DSP or Kat.

He's a fucking retard, I don't care what anyone says.

 

[neger psykolog]

Interesting comment:

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No way to tell if this is true or not, but it sure does sound like DSP. Funny thing is: he still acts like a petulant toddler now, but instead of sulking over a gift he doesn't like, he does it when not receiving enough money.

https://n3.kemono.su/data/7c/d6/7cd691abe3111877eb0c6acf4cdb145df4a5989ce76a96e3e6f753e35f2e0b03.pdf?f=The%20Darkest%20Lost%20Media%20%5BVol.%201%5D%20%5Bv3.0%5D.pdf

YouTube account is 9 years old. There's a reddit account too but it was deleted.
He (or someone using the same name, which is very uncommon) donated $1.99 to CWC: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2023_livestreams

Anyway, doesn't really give much credibility if this YouTube username is known for contributing to creating fucking urban legends lol (edit: to clarify he was just repeating an urban legend)

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

This is going to be a rough fucking month based off of this stream.
>Fans being outed for being furries / fucked up in the head
> Streak can be suspended at will (crazy person making up the rules to his own game so he always 'wins').
>He's being oddly insouciant about begging, not speaking in a loud voice, saying it's alright and that he just needs to stay the course, something big might be happening to him and he's just letting it happen?
>Being the father of a cat is stressful
>JUST started to play a game after almost TWO hours of schizobabble.
More to come in 2025?

 

[Iron Father]

KC going down all because they went after Derich? Should have listened to everyone telling them that touching DSP was a curse.

Those dumb niggers set the standards for their self-felting. Spend all their time going after degens and then turn out to be degens themselves? Many such cases!

 

[Hectic Heckler]

May jasper live to be 15 years old. dsp will be into his 50s and still begging for honeymoon money.

I mean here's hoping, but with the neglect Phil has openly showed towards Jasper, I wouldn't be shocked if Jasper kicks the bucket before he reaches 8 years old.

 

[Iron Father]

His whole "we can't go on a trip because Jasper is terrified of people" line is a gigantic load of bullshit anyway. Back in 2019 when he was still lying that he didn't have a cat, Kat's friend was looking after Jasper while they went to Connecticut to get married.

"Mojito kitty" can't be cat-sat by others? Lol nice try but they're the ones terrified of people. The Burnell Hermits.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

His whole "we can't go on a trip because of Jasper" line is a gigantic load of bullshit anyway. Back in 2019 when he was still lying that he didn't have a cat, Kat's friend was looking after Jasper while they went to Connecticut to get married.

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Massive X to gout on that story.

I can't see surly, anti-social Khet making new friends that quickly in Washington. I can't see Phail letting a stranger into his gated community either; you never know who is a detractor, after all.

They probably put out extra food and water and said, "Good luck, Jasper!"

 

[UsedUp]

Every time.

 

[Free Jasper]

Can someone explain where this strange sexual fetish list has come from? And why is Phillip not alarmed that (what I’m assuming to be) one of his dents has a sexual arousal for begging?

Also, the prestream had one of the most batshit things I’ve heard from Phillip in a while;

“When we got him, the vet said Jasper could be anywhere between 2 and 4 (years old). So by now he could be anywhere between 7 and 13!”

Jesus fucking Christ. And people say he’s not retarded?

 

[Guinan's hats]

They probably put out extra food and water and said, "Good luck, Jasper!"

Which, to be fair, is all you need to do if you're leaving a cat for 3-4 days.

 

[BlastMonk]

“When we got him, the vet said Jasper could be anywhere between 2 and 4 (years old). So by now he could be anywhere between 7 and 13!”

I don't follow his logic here at all. This is advanced retardation. Can someone explain to me how a 2 year age variance somehow translated to a 5 year one?

 

[johnkimble123]

RED ALERT! THE STREAK IS "IN JEOPARDY" AND DSP IS "NERVOUS" RED ALERT!

Literally every day that he doesn't hit his stupid arbitrary goal when he rolls out of bed is when it is in jeopardy. Maybe if you weren't dogshit at everything you do in life you wouldn't have to rely on retards, furries, child predators and overall weirdos to bank roll you and your fat fucking wife's existence.

It's a fucking wonder why Phil Burnell the person has had no in-person relationships (I'm going to ask you for your number but I'm nervous that in 3 hours you won't like me) and can't even remotely get another job (I'm going to say I'm nervous that when I leave here you won't hire me, I don't know, but it doesn't look good). Like nobody wants to be around somebody this fucking negative. Not to mention ALL the other personality traits that make him a vile piece of shit.

 

[draculapenis]

I’m not sure if I’ve ever laughed so hard at a Phil stream before - he is currently being COOKED in ranked Call of Duty, and he’s not allowed to leave the game. He’s getting dropshotted and dunked on by sweats because he’s not in the unranked bot lobbies he usually plays in, and it’s glorious.