Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[berenstain]

Sounds like a boring publicity stunt he came up with after he saw the Chris Chan feature. I don't believe it at all, not because of Marie's age but because I would be shocked if Dick didn't have a vasectomy without telling her, years ago.

I wouldn't put the idea of that past him but I do think it's real. He's been in a really good mood for the past few weeks.

 

[hawkisnight]

Bullied into having a kid. What's next? Marriage? Good job Newl

 

[waffle]

Sean's "this is the furthest thing from a snap decision" line is amazing. Id also love to hear that wole clip. It really sounds like he's calling it a degenerate shit pile.

 

[Seafarer]

Sean sucked and his Reddit-esque "I like to read the studies" while reciting the most banal NPC bullshit got old real fast. Surprised there were so many fans of his on KF

I think people here liked him just because everyone else on The Dick Show is some combination of being annoying, a felon, or a pedophile. Sean just looks good by comparison.

 

[Pizdec]

Bullied into having a kid. What's next? Marriage? Good job Newl

Are we sure we should be celebrating? Ngl I imagine Dax only brought this up just to humblebrag and prove he's doing better then Josh... even though we all know he's marginally better.

I'm scared to know what Vito even thinks about all this.

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

Can someone actually archive a full clip of this?

Hope this works

 

[Never Scored]

Hope this works

Oh wow. Doesn't Sean currently do a lot of technical stuff behind the scenes?

 

[AltisticRight]

This is going to sound heartless and unhinged, but I hope the kid is a daughter. Maybe Juju will stop being such a closeted homo when it comes to women, or from his view (not mine), that's going to a punishment.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

JOSH BULLIED HIM INTO PROCREATING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

This is going to sound heartless and unhinged, but I hope the kid is a daughter. Maybe Juju will stop being such a closeted homo when it comes to women, or from his view (not mine), that's going to a punishment.

Dax asked a friend on the show "oh your wife's pregnant? Is it a boy or an ahhhhhh shit..."

 

[Peace Through Power]

But who is the father?

Spoiler

 

[AltisticRight]

Dax asked a friend on the show "oh your wife's pregnant? Is it a boy or an ahhhhhh shit..."

What a piece of human garbage. If Dax was born as ching chong in some shithole remote Chinese village, he'd be the type that drowns his own infant daughter because girls are "less useful".

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

As long as Marie isn’t fat the baby should be mostly fine. Maternal obesity is worse than anything else and really understudied. It might not be age, but obesity causing issues in older pregnancies.

 

[owed to joy]

Dax is probably lying. And Sean is probably leaving because he sees that blowing up in Dax's face eventually.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Always liked Sean, wish him the best. Sometimes I miss the animal corner and that jaw clinch.

 

[Kulee Baba]

What a piece of human garbage. If Dax was born as ching chong in some shithole remote Chinese village, he'd be the type that drowns his own infant daughter because girls are "less useful".

Come on let's not a-log to the point we do look like pearl clutchers. That is "edgy" sitcom humor 101.

If it's a mean woman hating joke that Al Bundy or Peter Griffin can make then it's par for the course Dax humor.

 

[Hantavirus]

If it’s true, it’s probably because of contraceptives not working. By accident or by design.

Dax is too hedonistic to want children.

At her age, the odds of success when trying to conceive naturally is miniscule. 5% per cycle at 40 and 2% per year at 43. Like others in the thread, I am skeptical as I think Juju probably had a vasectomy without telling Marie, but if he is telling the truth, they almost certainly did IVF (test tube babies, very deliberate on both their parts and very expensive).

As for Sean, he is a weirdo and despite his claims of not paying any attention to any Internet drama when off the air, he has seen enough just on the Pedo and the Cow Show that any normal person would have walked off years ago. Makes you wonder what that "monster" inside Sean is that is fed by being around the druggie sex trafficking pedophile gang...

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Come on let's not a-log to the point we do look like pearl clutchers. That is "edgy" sitcom humor 101.

If it's a mean woman hating joke that Al Bundy or Peter Griffin can make then it's par for the course Dax humor.

That's what I thought too, but dang if he isn't going to be so salty and disappointed if it's a girl! I wish you a million female children, Dax!

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

My bet is the show isn't making enough money to pay Schon. Seems like a weird time to leave after all the dumb shit Dax has done. Hopefully the kid turns out okay.

 

[GosuGopher]

Can someone actually archive a full clip of this?

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Audio posted above by BrentHatleyisaCuck, here's w/ video

Spoiler: Local copy

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No child deserves to be born to degenerates like this.