Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

I remember PPP was throwing some shade at Elissa a few weeks ago when he was seething about how clippers take whole segments of shows rather than small clips. I could see an argument for his point but it takes flaked days to get their segment on the KC youtube where as Elissa will just have it the next morning.
Did he? Lame. No one's going to listen to all the fluff and padding before interesting bits. A 2-hour-long clip from a show that lasted 6 or 8 hours is hardly egregious.
To be fair, they bitched about Tea Clips (OP of this thread) for the same thing, and it's fucking lame.
When I split this thread from PPP's, I intentionally made her the OP to maximise seething from Ashtonne fantards trying to astroturf their bitchery towards a literal fucking clips channel. It actually worked. Fan threads are disasters. I'm not against it, but it should be a decent mix of memes, criticism and discussion rather than lopsided lolcow simping. @Crystal Golem can attest to that.
 
Did he? Lame. No one's going to listen to all the fluff and padding before interesting bits. A 2-hour-long clip from a show that lasted 6 or 8 hours is hardly egregious.
To be fair, they bitched about Tea Clips (OP of this thread) for the same thing, and it's fucking lame.
When I split this thread from PPP's, I intentionally made her the OP to maximise seething from Ashtonne fantards trying to astroturf their bitchery towards a literal fucking clips channel. It actually worked. Fan threads are disasters. I'm not against it, but it should be a decent mix of memes, criticism and discussion rather than lopsided lolcow simping. @Crystal Golem can attest to that.
Ah my old battle buddy. He was one of the best ones. Fearless of the broom like yours truly. They don't make em like these anymore.
 
Did he? Lame. No one's going to listen to all the fluff and padding before interesting bits. A 2-hour-long clip from a show that lasted 6 or 8 hours is hardly egregious.
Totally agree, if the fat retard wasn't so greedy for money he could see that it's quite the beneficial relationship. You use Elissa's clips of Rekieta, STMS, Uncivil, Sean, NLO, etc to make hundreds of dollars during those segments.

I believe he said this when Rekieta said he will flag Elissa if she clips him.
 
Totally agree, if the fat retard wasn't so greedy for money he could see that it's quite the beneficial relationship. You use Elissa's clips of Rekieta, STMS, Uncivil, Sean, NLO, etc to make hundreds of dollars during those segments.

I believe he said this when Rekieta said he will flag Elissa if she clips him.
Yeah, it's a symbiotic... actually no one can be in a symbiotic relation with Ashtonne because he's FAT and EATS SO MUCH FOOD.
Anyway, people like me just couldn't watch the show live due to work (not the unpaid one) and I can't stand the paypig reads. I would watch clips and occasionally share them if they have a good take or saw something people might have overlooked. It all trickles down into extra views and hopefully some paypiggery. It's not like she's doing watch parties where she gets paid for doing absolutely nothing, like in the case of Asmongold and Moist Critikal.

Clips >>> reaction "content" >>>>> (gutter) watch parties
Simple as.
 
Yeah, it's a symbiotic... actually no one can be in a symbiotic relation with Ashtonne because he's FAT and EATS SO MUCH FOOD.
Anyway, people like me just couldn't watch the show live due to work (not the unpaid one) and I can't stand the paypig reads. I would watch clips and occasionally share them if they have a good take or saw something people might have overlooked. It all trickles down into extra views and hopefully some paypiggery. It's not like she's doing watch parties where she gets paid for doing absolutely nothing, like in the case of Asmongold and Moist Critikal.

Clips >>> reaction "content" >>>>> (gutter) watch parties
Simple as.
Now here is where we disagree. Ashton is quite symbiotic in fact with the countless tape worms throughout his intestinal tract.
 
Have you tried not being a fucking retard? Each time you tour a thread you give some of the most retarded fucking takes imaginable. If you don't care or find the lolcows uninteresting, then shut the fuck up about it instead of being a pea-brained concern troll. I don't find BMJ to be that interesting, you won't see me show up in that thread bitching and moaning about what I perceive as nothingburgers.
I also realised your post consisted of over 2 sentences. Do better next time.
I'm just trying to be like you bro. You missed the entire point of the criticism that some, like you, instantly go to "You're a retard! If you don't care don't post!" at the slightest criticism. Someone saying "why should we care about a paypig" is not the same as saying "I dont are about this lol cow this thread is about".

Don't be butthurt. It'll be ok. You're ok. We're all ok. Even Warski is ok.
 
KC is something you either need to listen live or the edited version their clip channel conveniently puts up. I would not listen to an unedited playback of KC. Flaked does a good job keeping some of the energy from the live show experience but getting rid of a lot of the small things that make the show drag.

Elisa Clips doing unedited clips is better for something like MATI where the show has a better structure. It seems like she sticks to clipping which is all anyone wants.

Tea Clips was fine when it was just clipping but the paywall and her getting overly involved with Da Sektur made her lose credibility. I remember years ago when she was DMing Andy and Ralph at separate times. I think she wanted to fuck Andy but Andy turned her down. Ralph tried flying her out to Dick's house or something and fuck her but the timelines didn't match up and he sperged.
 
Flaked does a good job keeping some of the energy from the live show experience but getting rid of a lot of the small things that make the show drag.
Nothing against flaked but it’s pretty funny that Warski doxed him and flaked uploaded it to the channel. I didn’t particularly care to see his kid’s pictures being posted and seeing Cog draw as much attention to it as possible made it very satisfying to dox his paypigs. Having said all that…lol, lmao even.
 
These fringe grift shows follow the pareto distribution very closely.
In non-faggot maths talk, basically the top 20% paypigs as much if not more than the rest. For Kino Casino, I imagine it's a 10/90 or even 5/95 divide. Losing one top whale is going to be a major hit.
That's why one should never put all eggs in one basket. Or in the case or Tardski, the egg gets yeeted out and sent off for stem cell research.
The distribution of donators is much more skewed for KC than formerly bigger streamers like Nick Rekieta.

Metokur Masochist spent nearly $24,000 on a Vegas trip and orgy with the Casino and a handful of other top paypigs, I believe that the cost of this trip alone is like 50% more than the all-time top donator to Rekieta Law in absolute terms, and probably much more in relative terms after taking into account that KC has presumably brought in much less than a million dollars. Of course, he also gifted hundreds of gifted subs and, at minimum, $XX,000 in super chats.

casino_tolerator (who has streamed himself on Kick and is apparently verified to be a different person to MM) has gifted a total of 2,500 Kick subs, or $12,500. This too is around about 50% more than the second place all-time top donator to Rekieta Law in absolute terms.

Their strategy of directing people towards the gifted subs also appears designed to maximize money from whales as well.

I was looking through the public API endpoints for Kick to see if there's anything which would give more information about who gifted subs and when but it seems the leaderboard already on the site is likely the best option for that.
 
I haven't seen any proof that Andy knew the guy was a pedophile, maybe he does know and I'm coping and seething. My guess is that Andy follows all his paypigs so they think "OMG senpai notices me" and he immediately mutes them or he doesn't even check his "following" tab because he follows 1390 people as of today, I imagine you could miss some hentai goon spam in that daily deluge. He did respond to the guy but he might have tagged him and knowing Andy he instinctively starts glazing his piggies. I'm going to need 4k drone footage of Andy saying it's ok to be a pedophile as long as it's "cartoons" before I completely condemn him, but it's not a good look. And yes Andy did dictate all these copes to me during our nightly gooncord sesh
Andy's thin skinned petty nature would have him digging and researching anyone who wants to be close to him.

The idea he was ignorant to MM is insane. To get to the point where you'll take a trip with someone and get your pecker out with them shows he knew him pretty fuckin well. The money does the talking here and overrides any sense of morality that could have taken place.
I think some people here are missing the bigger point.

I don't know when Andy first knew that MM was into pedo shit. Let's say, just for the sake of argument, he didn't know until like a month ago.

He sure as hell knew after @Balldo's Gate did his info dumps. And so did PPP. They said they were distancing themselves from him.

And yet, they aren't.

Talking about when he knew distracts from the point they know now. This thread, and BB specifically, is why they had to pretend to dump him.

I believe he said this when Rekieta said he will flag Elissa if she clips him.
He (PPP) said the same thing about Ralph when he threatened to flag Elissa too.

He said (correctly) that Elissa was basically free advertising for the Killstream.

If they're bitching about her clipping them, that's lame, but given I'm not even watching clips of them anymore, I don't really care if she decides to stop. They're actually a pretty piss poor resource when it comes to Rekieta facts anyways.
 
Metokur Masochist spent nearly $24,000 on a Vegas trip and orgy with the Casino and a handful of other top paypigs, I believe that the cost of this trip alone is like 50% more than the all-time top donator to Rekieta Law in absolute terms, and probably much more in relative terms after taking into account that KC has presumably brought in much less than a million dollars. Of course, he also gifted hundreds of gifted subs and, at minimum, $XX,000 in super chats
casino_tolerator (who has streamed himself on Kick and is apparently verified to be a different person to MM) has gifted a total of 2,500 Kick subs, or $12,500. This too is around about 50% more than the second place all-time top donator to Rekieta Law in absolute terms.
I'm going to bet he spent more than $24,000, a lot more. I'm thinking at least $30k. He'll have to fly there, the food in Vegas is pretty expensive, especially around Bellagio where almost every restaurant is open by some celebrity grifter chef with a few Michelin stars. One feed is pretty expensive, can you imagine 10 for Ashtonne alone?
I'm way too lazy to go back and do the numbers, maybe another day with a rough shitty Excel job. The top 1% probably donates more than the rest.

I'm just trying to be like you bro. You missed the entire point of the criticism that some, like you, instantly go to "You're a retard! If you don't care don't post!" at the slightest criticism. Someone saying "why should we care about a paypig" is not the same as saying "I dont are about this lol cow this thread is about".
This is your second post ever in this thread and the first was your faggotry concern trolling so no other conclusion can be made. Go and finish your duolingo achievements, you sound like a retard.
 
I don't know enough about the Kino Casino guys to know if they invest in stuff and are as smart as Amouranth
You know shit is grim when an online prostitute is making better financial decisions than you.
If they let people felt them and talk shit, maybe have Andy get mad and cope, I'm sure they'd make tons of money.
Dude the Jub The Nub spergouts were some of the funniest shit that ever happened on the show. I miss when they just let people say whatever in their chat. Watching Andy get all riled up is hilarious.
Was it not already obvious most of the stuff is lifted from here? I mean, they say as much.
PPP straight up says as much. I remember very clearly in a stream him complaining that, the person that usually chops up the idubz and Anisa streams in Anisa's thread was on vacation so he had to do it himself.
What they are doing right now is they are basically waiting for the dust to settle and trying to gauge how much we know so that they can adapt their story yet again.
100% this is how they've handled shit post power chat debacle.
 
KC is something you either need to listen live or the edited version their clip channel conveniently puts up. I would not listen to an unedited playback of KC. Flaked does a good job keeping some of the energy from the live show experience but getting rid of a lot of the small things that make the show drag.

Elisa Clips doing unedited clips is better for something like MATI where the show has a better structure. It seems like she sticks to clipping which is all anyone wants.
Disagree.

Until recently, I couldn't watch more than like an hour, maybe two, of these two chucklefucks, before basically wanting to kill myself. I struggle to think of a time I ever watched an entire KC episode all the way through. The elb clips were great if you only cared about a single subject they covered.

Or they were, but now I don't even want to do that anymore. Knowing where most of their money is coming from, along with the fact they insist on "guilding the lily" when it comes to Rekieta (and undoubtedly other cows) means they don't have any redeeming value anymore to me. Before, listening to PPP scream about Rekieta's degeneracy was kinda funny... in moderation.

As usual, the best thing to do is just read Kiwifarms. Not everything posted here is always accurate, but the well-researched stuff usually is.
 
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I, for one, look forward to the innevitable Joon the King: The Downfall of Kino Casino documentary
By the nature of their show, its gonna be pretty hard to kill organically. Yea their donos are skewed towards whales, but because they just cover a lot of drama, probably the densest drama show in the sektur, there's always an influx of new viewers who just wanna catch up on shit.

Kinda just like with all their shows in the past, the surefire way to kill the casino is if PPP and Warski have a falling out. But right now they're pretty firmly planted in each other's butt cheeks so I don't think that's happening anytime soon.
 
They were actually floating that for several episodes back in the beginning of 2014/end of 2023. PPP was calling it “The Redemption of Andy Warski”. But just like everything else (Kino Casino merch? Remember that?), they just stopped talking about it and memoryholed it. Possibly coincidentally, they stopped talking about the “Redemption of Andy Warski” project once the move happened and they stopped living in the same house.
I remember that, my idea is that they collab with Lolcow Live in Las Vegas. They should do a big rasslin' event Andy VS Boogie & Wings, who ever loses has to travel to mee-hi-co and glaze Ralphamales gunt since they like using that term so much. PPP and Keem would have option to have their own corners or cozy up together.
 
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Kinda just like with all their shows in the past, the surefire way to kill the casino is if PPP and Warski have a falling out. But right now they're pretty firmly planted in each other's butt cheeks so I don't think that's happening anytime soon.
I don't know. Obviously they have a lot of incentive to stay together, but they don't particularly seem that friendly most of the time. It's really awkward when they just kind of cut each other off or ignore each other. That is one of the things I found most awkward in the streams I've seen. Usually it seems like PPP trying to make Andy stay on topic or just getting frustrated with him, but sometimes it is Andy not really paying attention to anything, and realising he should be reacting so he just does this strange over the top reaction that he thinks covers for himself. It's a very weird dynamic.
 
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