DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Punching rhe air again

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

WE MADE IT GUYS! WE MADE IT DETRACTORS: FELTED. TIPS GOAL: ABOVE $150! WE'RE PULLING HOGANS TONIGHT!
How much of this money is real, like $20 from the pity dent bucks?
Kick chat is tearing him a new asshole.
Cunt talking about how it could be hit earlier if the dents kicked up the $30 they could scrounge up in SSI, while his boss gave him the rest 30 seconds before the bell.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

hundreds of dollars literally poured in the last minute.

 

[Free Jasper]

I really don't care about the streak at all

An d this is it. I don’t think any detractor cares about it. I don’t know any that are sat salivating at the thought of it.

Sure, the numbers climb when it’s in danger because people want to watch man-baby be man-baby. They’ll always be there to laugh at Phillip whatever he does.

But the importance of the streak itself really does exist only in his head. And he makes it worse for himself every day by growing it.

 

[Burl McMillan]

STREAK: SAVED
TROLLS: FELTED
DENTRACTORS: SUFFAH'ing
AIR: PUNCHED

 

[Iron Father]

He just sat there staring at chat berating them and they paid him for it lmfao!

ACTUAL UNIRONIC FINDOM FANBASE.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Phil appreciates that the goal was hit but you morahns better pony up the cash sooner, sound good?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I guess his fans are all invertebrates.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Phil appreciates that the goal was hit but you morahns better pony up the cash sooner, sound good

He used to use the vest as a way to bait retards into giving him money earlier. He may have to resort to playing dress up, again.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Holy shit that was amazing. Whether he faked some of it or not(that 66 dollar tip from "someone" straight into "ok guys just 50 more bucks" was odd) but thank you retards for saving the streak. The day is saved and now you and Phil only have to do this twice a day for the rest of your lives. Please keep the dunces felted.

 

[Equinox_]

An d this is it. I don’t think any detractor cares about it. I don’t know any that are sat salivating at the thought of it.

Sure, the numbers climb when it’s in danger because people want to watch man-baby be man-baby. They’ll always be there to laugh at Phillip whatever he does.

But the importance of the streak itself really does exist only in his head. And he makes it worse for himself every day by growing it.

I'm glad the whales keep edging him to the very last minute to support. Probably has been the most entertaining bit of Dave content as of late.

 

[Iron Father]

Pay faster next time dents, cya!

"...now I'm rich and I didn't do shit, you're a fucking moron for buying this shit."

Ack ack ack

 

[Corner Demon]

An d this is it. I don’t think any detractor cares about it. I don’t know any that are sat salivating at the thought of it.

Sure, the numbers climb when it’s in danger because people want to watch man-baby be man-baby. They’ll always be there.

But the importance of the streak itself really does exist only in his head. And he makes it worse for himself every day by growing it.

I like the streak. The recent begging has been outstanding, it's literally curated content for us since the streams are all about tractors or money, I won't even mention how funny live Daily Wraps are.
This is worst than when he was actually saying "this is my least supported nights" or just regular begging for "at least tier 1"
He's in a prison of his own making, the guys contributing are just dangling the carrot later and later now.
By far a great saga.

 

[SlushFiend]

HE'S SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE LMFAO

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

"The trolls HATE this streak! They HATE to see you support me and help me reach my goals!"

Not really, Phil. It's not money coming out of MY bank account, so I'm all good over here! Your retarded fans are the ones losing their money, not me. I'm big chillin'!

 

[Guinan's hats]

This has been the best part of the Kino arc, ngl

 

[Kier Starmer]

Absolutely I had to keep double checking my phone because i thought youtube had frozen its just this nigga staring at chat.

This was a great commute stream

 

[Mature Adult]

Between both streams he spent 1 hour just sitting in front of the camera doing nothing. Literally waiting for tips to come in and then fucking off when they do. Great content Phil, keep it up!

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

What a shitshow of a day,
>We show our OBS screen the day before, causing a fan that is a furry degenerate to be leaked
>Being a cat dad is hard, can't take my wife out on a honeymoon because of paternal obligations
>Ramble for two hours straight before bottoming out in Call of Duty
> Put in overtime to hoover up the first tithe of the day, Doody felted, Rich BTFO
>Come back for the night stream, SF6 Salt, calling out stream snipers, profound paranoia
>Ragequit SF6 at the end of the stream with $10/150 in the snort tax
>Overtime hits with $20/150 on the board
>The Detractors are celebrating prayer hands.wmv
>Well guys, it looks like the streak is over, let me stand up and move shit around my room because I'm a fat autistic faggot (haha they don't know that I'm sending out the whale call)
>Welp guys, it's 10:15, I gotta- I just got a $66 dollar donation! *goat laugh* and $25 dollars worth of subs AND FIFTY DOLLARS
>Remind everybody that we're over the goal, and that, my business degree makes me the most qualified person on the stream to make this remark.
>Fuck off and spend the fake money that I just gave myself (with tax) on my various addictions.
>Detractor party over, status: felted

 

[Corpun]

Since when is making fun of your dumbass statement of "Buyers market for cars" (Even a fucking retard like Destiny can tell he's a mark) and your inability to use a fork for noodles constantly dunking on you? Oh right, this is DSP and he hold a a grudge over every slight. I bet if you accidentally took a pencil he let you borrow at school home and forgot to return it he would still hold that grudge today and air it out when he feels like it.

What a petty little bitch. Not defending that degenerate faggot Destiny in any way, but Phil has both the bitch tits and pettiness of a spiteful woman.