Sonic The Hedgehog Games

Which game do you play the most in Sonic Mega Collection?

  • Sonic 1

    Votes: 27 4.8%
  • Sonic 2

    Votes: 103 18.2%
  • Sonic 3 and Knuckles

    Votes: 223 39.4%
  • Sonic 3D Blast

    Votes: 19 3.4%
  • Sonic Spinball

    Votes: 23 4.1%
  • Dr. Robotnik's Meanbean Machine

    Votes: 79 14.0%
  • they're all good in my opinion

    Votes: 92 16.3%

  • Total voters
    566
The thing is, despite him being a lolcow himself, he's right. Ken has a wife and family who he can spend time with, and find happiness in, that he can move on from Sonic. Flynn just has a "wife" that he lets Jen Hernandez sleep with while he watches in the corner cuz he simps hard for his lesbians.
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Self inserting is as common as it gets for comics (especially for artcows) but there is a difference between self-inserting as a chad and self-inserting in the middle of a group of lesbians.
 
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@Vyse Inglebard can't quote you, but you make an excellent argument. It's not like Sega can't manage ips well. Look at Yakuza, it's grown into the company's golden child, and even pulled off a few rpg games which were generally well received (though I understand Infinite Wealth is somewhat disliked). Granted, I think part of Yakuza's consistency was due Nagoshi's role as series producer and overseer. If the man himself is to be believed, he quit instead of being promoted away from his creation. Sega is willing to dump tons of money into the series as well, with multiple notable Japanese actors starring in games. Frankly if Sonic didn't have strength in brand recognition, I'm sure Sega would have let it fall to the wayside like many of their other properties.
 
SEGA's managed to fumble Total War - Creative Assembly is on thin ice with the fans after the Egypt game and attempting to DMCA strike videos from critics. Yakuza is the exception, not the norm. Not to mention that after building up the Endless property into its own fully-fledged franchise (and releasing the middling Humankind - perhaps another project demanded by SEGA akin to Hyenas), Amplitude Studio bought themselves out and are splitting from SEGA as well.
 
Man I am too fucking old to give the slightest shit about the gender of a cartoon half alien hedgehog, but you know you're in some DEEP shit when Ken Penders starts looking based.
(Also what's with these diamond cutter lesbians I keep hearing about? I guess they're kinda hot, but it's the same problem with the freedom fighters in that when Sonic and his actual friends are on the scene, I'm not gonna care too much about the comic side character OCs, especially since last time I checked, they seem to be doing their own thing.)
 
I realized last week I never bought or played through Superstars. so I bought it on sale the other day for like $15. I'm not very far in it. halfway I think. played it for one sitting and then got busy (drunk). the physics, are really good it plays much more like 2D sonic than Generations, and coming a month off of replaying that I was way more impressed with the feel of Superstars than I would have been otherwise. that said, I got the first 4 chaos emeralds and the powers suck balls. useless addition. I also seriously doubt the co-op could possibly be fun or work out well with this level design. especially with 4 fuckin players. I haven't tried it, I will eventually and come back and say something about that. Instead they should have just allowed a second player that works like tails in S2, and I wish the other playable characters had their own little mini campaigns like s3&k instead of just pick one at the start. oh well. anyways so far it's good, not great. I'm enjoying it and particularly enjoying it for under 20 bucks.

I really just bring this up because thanksgiving night, my friend came over and it was when I was playing it on the level it forces you to be amy and this 30 something year old nigger in his work carhart clothes and boots walked right in and looked at the tv and said "this chick Amy Rose man, this nigga sonic, yeah this dude sonic, he ain't got time for no bitches. he just wants to go fast and eat chili dogs and this hoe be following him like a lost puppy. you know that sonic, he fucks and ducks. he be out of her hedgehog house or hole or whatever the fuck they live in before she has time to get dressed., that's the way to live. get in get out, have a chili dog." and I was laughing at that for like an hour. I asked him how long he's been thinking about saying that exact thought to someone, and he said "shit, I don't know since like 1999"
 
Ken Penders, of all people, dropping a Hiroshima-level nuke on Flynn regarding the whole thing.
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The thing is, despite him being a lolcow himself, he's right. Ken has a wife and family who he can spend time with, and find happiness in, that he can move on from Sonic. Flynn just has a "wife" that he lets Jen Hernandez sleep with while he watches in the corner cuz he simps hard for his lesbians.View attachment 6704059
When was ian a cuck
 
I realized last week I never bought or played through Superstars. so I bought it on sale the other day for like $15. I'm not very far in it. halfway I think. played it for one sitting and then got busy (drunk). the physics, are really good it plays much more like 2D sonic than Generations, and coming a month off of replaying that I was way more impressed with the feel of Superstars than I would have been otherwise. that said, I got the first 4 chaos emeralds and the powers suck balls. useless addition. I also seriously doubt the co-op could possibly be fun or work out well with this level design. especially with 4 fuckin players. I haven't tried it, I will eventually and come back and say something about that. Instead they should have just allowed a second player that works like tails in S2, and I wish the other playable characters had their own little mini campaigns like s3&k instead of just pick one at the start. oh well. anyways so far it's good, not great. I'm enjoying it and particularly enjoying it for under 20 bucks.

I really just bring this up because thanksgiving night, my friend came over and it was when I was playing it on the level it forces you to be amy and this 30 something year old nigger in his work carhart clothes and boots walked right in and looked at the tv and said "this chick Amy Rose man, this nigga sonic, yeah this dude sonic, he ain't got time for no bitches. he just wants to go fast and eat chili dogs and this hoe be following him like a lost puppy. you know that sonic, he fucks and ducks. he be out of her hedgehog house or hole or whatever the fuck they live in before she has time to get dressed., that's the way to live. get in get out, have a chili dog." and I was laughing at that for like an hour. I asked him how long he's been thinking about saying that exact thought to someone, and he said "shit, I don't know since like 1999"
that fucking rules
Possibly, however lanolin is a natural waxy substance secreted by sheep to protect their wool.

It is akin to naming a pig character Porky or Hamhock or something.
That sucks. what a gay ass name for a sheep. whatever happened to wendy or shaun?

Btw i was watching the old Wallace and Gromits and Gromit would fucking solo any of these lesbian retards from IDW
 
I asked him how long he's been thinking about saying that exact thought to someone, and he said "shit, I don't know since like 1999"
I hope your friend knows he's based, that was beautiful.


Fuck, Yuji Naka's in jail right now.
TIL. Apparently touching the hedgehog for extended periods of time gives you a 50/50 chance of turning into a loser or cow yourself. The Sonichu medallion combines itself with Pokemon cowdom to make it happen five times as fast.
 
Wow, based Sega?! There a link to this shit?
I dont have it but it's a recent development in the thread

One thing I want to say is that like a lot of people who critique Sonic's image problem seem to make the mistake of saying "oh he was like Poochie in how he was designed by committee." I mean, that is a very specific redesign made by Americans based off the Japanese original which was more timeless and cutesy. It has almost no bearing on what Sonic is now. it's like bringing up Shadow being edgy because of his guns when that's not how he debuted

It's like saying Bart is like Poochie
 
Necro-ing this thread to talk about some rumors regarding some behind-the-scenes talks. Apparently, Flynn tried to say that Shadow was genderfluid, and that got the usual suspects worshipping him. However, fearing the 3rd Sonic movie suddenly getting a similar fate to Avowed, Sega made him put a disclaimer on his podcast going forward, meaning, they will now keep an eye on him so he doesn't say stupid shit anymore.

As for "unathorized redistribution," that might be Flynn trying to curtail anyone using his words against him. Good luck with that, pal. Lol.

Simply put, Flynn almost put the 3rd Movie's financial gains at risk, and Sega had to make him say that everything he says is merely an opinion, implying that his bs is non-canon to those who pay attention.
I can't find any evidence of Ian trying to say Shadow is genderfluid. Closest I can find is this part of the March 11th 2024 podcast where he basically says in regards to Shadow's identity struggles: "Trans people are valid, but I can't officially give a 'word of god' statement about Shadow since it's not professional and not within my capacity. Even then, the world of Sonic is generally a utopia where bigotry isn't really a thing; even Eggman is open to a degree. Using Shadow for any heteronormative worldview is stupid since he has two dads, one that's not even his species, and his entire game is about him trying to figure out who and what he is and ultimately decides on the singular identification and affirmation of 'I am.' I can't 'word of god' it, but 'if you have anything remotely resembling media literacy, you wouldn't go down that path anyways.'"

Literally the only mention I've found is one 4chan thread with the OP claiming he said it in the March podcast, but the replies were like, "yeah, no, he didn't say that." I'm inclined to disbelieve it too, since it would've blown up by now considering the fandom.

For the disclaimer, he did say that it's there to cover their asses from parts of the fandom misrepresenting the podcast and reposting clips of it out of context.

Clips taken from this tweet


 
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