Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 15.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 107 25.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 172 40.2%

  • Total voters
    428
There are craters on the moon that are smaller than the holes in Nick's brain if he actually believes what he said.
They groypers are nothing but a bunch of permanently online faggots (literally and figuratively) who have achieved absolutely nothing of value politically.
And they never will, because it is clear to anybody with a functioning brain that Fuentes only cares about grifting from his spergy little cult for fun and profit.
Let's get one thing straight here.

Fuentes is a federal asset. He glows. He's an agent provocateur meant to discredit the right and get people arrested. A lot of people got arrested on January 6th, where he was giving orders, and he walked away without charges.

Weeeeeird.

That's not me being crazy either. A lot of people believe that, including Null. The U.S. government is not above doing this shit. That's what COINTELPRO was. But whereas COINTELPRO was meant to discredit the "new left," Fuentes is meant to subvert the alt-right.

There's schizo "conspiracy theories," and then there's "okay, there's 100% fuckery going on here." Fuentes is an example of the latter.

So Nick is wrong about Fuentes running a political movement, but it's a mistake to consider Fuentes a joke. He's anything but. He's dangerous. If Nick were to ever get involved with Fuentes, a drug charge out of Minnesota would likely be the least of his worries.
 
Now that the chat log is available, all of Nick's chats to Melton yesterday. Nick starts chatting around 2h24m because he had to comment on a clip of Aaron calling him a jilted ex. He spends $35.

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One of the funniest things about Nick's behavior on the internet after the incident to me, is that he always thought of himself as one of the fellow shitposters, thinking he could go to toe to toe with random internet retards. But it became painfully obvious he can't even do that much, after seeing his many spats following the arrest. He's as much of a shitposter as he's a Christian, it's yet another poorly executed LARP.
It's just kinda pathetic lol
 
That's what COINTELPRO was. But whereas COINTELPRO was meant to discredit the "new left," Fuentes is meant to subvert the alt-right.
COINTELPRO didn't just target the left. They also infiltrated the KKK.
Also, I doubt Fuentes is a "federal asset" in the sense that he directly receives marching orders from a three-letter agency. That approach is antiquated and risky,
Thanks to the revolving door between the public and private sectors, there are degrees of separation that will give the powers that be that one thing it craves when it's doing dirty deeds to its citizens - deniability.
 
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COINTELPRO didn't just target the left. They also infiltrated the KKK.
Also, I doubt Fuentes is a "federal asset" in the sense that he directly receives marching orders from a three-letter agency. That approach is antiquated,
Thanks to the revolving door between the public and private sectors, there are degrees of separation that will give the powers that be that one thing it craves when it's doing dirty deeds to its citizens - deniability.
And this challenges my point, how?

I DGAF about the actual logistics employed here. Whatever they are. Of course there's likely obfuscation. He still glows. He'd still be considered a federal asset even with one or more degrees of separation. I don't care if his handler directly draws a government paycheck or not.

I think both Nick and Aaron mis-apprehend what Fuentes is. He's neither a political leader or a Internet person. He's something worse. Smart people stay away from him.

EDIT: Also, it's amusing to me Nick doesn't grasp this, but he wants people to believe Kandiyohi County has launched a conspiracy against him for... reasons.
 
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And this challenges my point, how?
It wasn't a challenge, but more of a clarification.
I've come across far too many people who have frankly retarded notions of how political subversion actually works. It frequently gets framed within a model of hard power, when the actual modus operandi is far more likely to be one of soft power.
I also have a bit of an autistic bee in my bonnet about COINTELPRO - far too many people believe it exclusively targeted the dissident left, when this simply is not the case.
 
From the full STES tonight:

Listening live earlier I couldn't help but jot down some timestamps for another oddity to clip later: towards the end while going through his showlinks he apparently passed over a xitter DM that got him to turn to stone for so long that I had to make sure the connection didn't freeze up, and it hadn't. Then he went straight to being an annoying tease again about the DM having been about some sort of "epic" news he can't talk about as per usual, followed by looping back to it about a half-dozen times through the remainder of the show, lamenting the torturing "duress" that he's stuck on the air in the middle of it and can't wait to dive into it.

Incidentally there was some back and forth earlier on about Sean's "2.0" throwing Aaron a $100 superchat joking about how it was Sean's youtube money, followed by Sean in the chat making a bit out of not being happy with it, so he was watching live around the time of the DM and he could have been the sender, but that's just a hunch and it could have been anybody. Anyway here's the clip of all the different segments not shutting up about whatever this thing he can't talk about was:



As always the first instinct was to check both counties' jail and warrant rosters with nothing new there, followed by Nick's xitter and it was curious timing that it's now been over 38 hours without a single xeet from the chatty Kathy that used to spit out a hundred a day not that long ago. What's the matter Nick, cat got your tongue?
 
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towards the end while going through his showlinks he apparently passed over a xitter DM that got him to turn to stone for so long that I had to make sure the connection didn't freeze up, and it hadn't. Then he went straight to being an annoying tease again about some sort of "epic" news he can't talk about as per usual, followed by looping back to it about a half-dozen times through the remainder of the show, lamenting the torturing "duress" that he's stuck on the air in the middle of it and can't wait to dive into it.
*Snip*

As always the first instinct was to check both counties' jail and warrant rosters with nothing new there, followed by Nick's xitter and it was curious timing that it's now been over 38 hours without a single xeet from the chatty Kathy that used to spit out a hundred a day not that long ago. What's the matter Nick, cat got your tongue?
Search warrant executed?

That wouldn't necessarily result in an immediately available public record, arrest warrant, or put him on the jail roster right afterwards. I would imagine, unlike with the drugs, there would be a longer investigatory phase when it comes to computer crimes. With dope, they either find it, or don't, and can effect an arrest immediately.
 
:really:WRONG, KIWI-PRUDE. Jesus was all about indulging your desires, never judging ANYONE, no matter how sinful they are and NEVER accepting responsibility for ones actions . He's in Haven now, banging strippers and snorting divine coke. "Live and let live" is the Christian dogma, don't let the PRUDES convince you otherwise. IN FACT, I am somewhat of a MARTYR myself, being crucified by the GUBBERMINT for preaching those truths.
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Literally the exact same as the state taking away his coke.

And his kids I guess.
 
Fuentes is a federal asset. He glows. He's an agent provocateur meant to discredit the right and get people arrested.
You're right in spirit, but you, like almost every rational and not completely sociopathic American, don't understand how "federal assets" work.
My opinion was formed, surprisingly, not by domestic law enforcement or even spies and the intelligence community, but by my experiences researching the United States military. At some point before now, I found myself in Africa interviewing what most people would refer to as "warlords." The reality is far more nuanced, and far more fascinating, and I personally despise the title, because of its connotations, but I digress. Anyway, over a period of time I interviewed several of these warlords, all of them having been at one point aligned with the United States in one way or another. When I asked how interacting with the US was, almost uniformly they told me the same thing, that they had no idea. See, the common perception is like a Lord of War situation, where a conspicuously light skinned man dressed in a nice suit, wearing expensive sunglasses whispers something into the ear of someone and things just happen. This isn't how it works. Anyway, what I was told is that while they knew their money, their weapons, and their information was coming from the United States, and they knew their objectives were directly beneficial to the United States, none of them had actually ever spoken to an American. Nobody that worked for them had spoken to an American. None of their contacts had ever spoken to an American. How they explained it, some local but not too local dude would just show up one day and ask if they wanted a job, and to show that they were serious, they'd have a stack of US dollars. They accepted, naturally, and suddenly other dudes they didn't know would just show up with crates of weapons. Sometimes they'd show up with more wads of cash. Often times, when they were fighting some other insurgent group, their enemies would just get blown up by American or French jets. Sometimes after a battle with one of these groups, the entire enemy encampment would get hit by an air strike, and they'd suddenly find themselves unopposed. In return, when American or French or British contractors moved into an area, they knew to not fuck with them. See, there were no set rules. There was never an explicit agreement of "I will provide you X and Y, and you will in return burn down this village of people standing in the way of this oil pipeline and then protect my contractors." That's all too obvious, it can be tracked, and it would obviously be a nightmare if anyone found any of this out. Moreover, just having these discussions with these warlords would inherently give them leverage. "Hey, I want 15% more money or I'll go to the press." That kind of shit. These warlords aren't dumb. They may not be able to do third grade math, but they didn't become leaders of their own personal armies by being gullible and naive. So that's how it works. These guys do America's dirty work. They know it, America knows it, everyone involved knows it, but there's absolutely no evidence, and it's filtered through so many shell companies and intermediaries that it's completely impossible to prove.
Nick Fuentes specifically, and glow bros more generally, are not on the federal payroll and getting marching orders by someone in an office in Washington or Bethesda. No, Nick Fuentes really is just this fucking retarded. He really believes what he says he does. He really is a faggot furry pedophile whatever the fuck. How it works (probable deniability disclaimers here: allegedly, in Minecraft, etc etc) is that he's got some dudes in his inner circle that are his "friends" only on some online platform, be that discord or whatever. They pump him up, support his most batshit ideas and propose new ones. They're probably some of his biggest donors. These are the COINTELPRO operatives pulling the strings. Whenever Fuentes finds himself in some deep shit, like J6, the seas just part before him. Sure, tons of his retarded followers got nabbed, and he looks like a retard to the public, but for whatever reason, they just never go after him. His handlers pump him up even more. They tell him that it's because the feds are AFRAID of him. He's untouchable because he's speaking THE TRUTH, and they that don't have the BALLS to ever go after him, because it would bring so much into the public light. See what I mean? This dude may not even know he's a fed.
 
Nick's refusal to accept the plea deal comes to Jacks complete lack of surprise - I think he can live with a drug charge, but the child neglect charge would hang around his neck like a noose for the remainder of his life; so I am assuming the plea deal offered refused to remove the child neglect charge (assumption); which made the drug charge impossible to take due to the strength this would give a neglect charge in trial.

Perhaps he is also banking on a belief the DA would refuse to put children on the stand to testify - which sometimes happens if the conviction value outweighs the potential to traumatize a child.

On the other hand, perhaps the DA will be able to load some additional charges against him. For me it is going to be a long road of speculation and guessing between now and the trial.

Until then it's going to be bad cooking videos and complaints against A-logs for their commentary against carpenters with pancreatic cancer.
 
but the child neglect charge would hang around his neck like a noose for the remainder of his life
I wonder why he cares, wouldn't only incel prudes care about a false child neglect charge imposed on him by evil conspiratorial government? According to esteemed lawyer Barnes these charges are all just because rekieta was the local governments number 1 critic. He should just plea out to whatever, have a bottle of whiskey, and just own us all with the facts and logic about the REAL story.
 
I didn't realise their marriage had lasted less than three years.
Have you noticed Aaron doesn't seem that broken up about it?

What do you wanna bet Aaron's "loss" is actually Nick's loss?

I wonder why he cares, wouldn't only incel prudes care about a false child neglect charge imposed on him by evil conspiratorial government?
Because there's plenty to criticize concerning the government's war on drugs, but NOBODY likes child abuse.

Yes, the felony is more serious in a legal sense, but one of the misdemeanors is more serious in a social sense.

Ask yourself: Which aspect of this affair is he melting down over more on Twitter?

Nick is primarily concerned about his image, more than anything.

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Circling back to this for a second...
Then he went straight to being an annoying tease again about the DM having been about some sort of "epic" news he can't talk about as per usual,
@Dixieland Buckaroo is also reporting that Sean said he was told something exciting too, but can't say what yet.
 
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And remember, they already served a warrant on his X, formerly known as Twitter, account.
They already know if there was communication going on there between him and other people who motivated him to get involved in this, or maybe even financed his trip to appear outside, where he had threatened to take pictures of and dox the KiwiFarmers who wanted to appear at the time.

I do not think this is all that great for Nick, especially if there is communication between them.

Any public defender will advice him to take a plea and flip on Nick if that helps him get out of a harsher sentence.
Piggy will 100% flip if the deal is good enough too.


Man she's turned to reddit level thunkery on twitter for insight.
She really is perfect for Rekieta.
 
The ease with which April walked out on those three little ones says all you need to know about this monstrous cunt. She and Nick deserve each other (and a trip for two to Gitmo).
The fact that she'd rather get used as a blowup doll by a barely conscious man and his reluctant wife than raise her children speaks volumes about her.
 
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