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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

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I -think- Zoe's was "God's Girls", but I have absolutely no interest in verifying that. But yeah, that was the trend back then, to make your porn last name part of whatever site you belonged/aspired to. "Bunni Suicide", for a Suicide Girls model, etc.

SG was particularly gross in this regard because they had an entire community of what they called "hopefuls", or girls desperate for the honor of being one of the chosen scene girl elite, privileged enough to get naked on a specific website in perpetuity, for the massive sum of $500. Oh, and SG was self-submitted, so this was $500 after paying a photographer for the shoot.

Binx Mayhem might have just been her Model Mayhem name, but as far as I knew, MM was just where girls went to get scouted for stuff like SG.
Oh totally, Model Mayhem is just a general platform for model scouting and a URL you can send to people to see your portfolio and measurements etc. I figured that "Mayhem" was just a coincidental nickname. If the photos came from an old Myspace then maybe Mayhem was a nickname she used there.

I wasn't originally implying that she adopted "Mayhem" due to her allegiance to Model Mayhem or whatever, but now that you mention it maybe she WAS a silly enough girl to do that, using Mayhem as a placeholder until she got her big break or something.

That was a weird era. God's Girls was run by or at least promoted by Jeffree Star. There was also something called Coverup Girls which made a great edition of Fashion SWAT on SomethingAwful. I can see Binx being a weird softcore alt model hopeful. I guess it's true that all she knows is cultivate simps, eat tiny quantities of rabbit food, and lie.
 
If the photos came from an old Myspace then maybe Mayhem was a nickname she used there.


Ah yeah, how could I forget Myspace names. Pretty sure I knew half a dozen "Mandy Mayhem"s. And yeah my bad, I didn't really know shit about Model Mayhem, just vicariously because literally every alt girl I knew had one and most of them only because they wanted to be Suicide Girls. People meme about "goth girlfriends" and OF girls now, but the 2000s were a wild time if you were in the alt scene or adjacent to it.

Either way, seems Binx is fudging her age a bit. Tried to figure out if she was lying about anything else, but going back to that Twitter, she was telling the truth about being vegan since she was a teenager, and her nerd cred is pretty legit. Contemporary tweets about playing BioShock (she recognized a System Shock reference over TTS), building Gundams, playing vanilla WoW, etc.
 
Either way, seems Binx is fudging her age a bit.
I agree with the post upthread that mentioned they would use a fake birth year for various websites, I did the same as a teen, but that isn't mutually exclusive with purposely fudging your age to sound younger as you get older. I wouldn't be surprised at all if Binx was actually 34/35 today instead of 32. Even though it's just a slight difference those two years in Old Internet Time could be the difference between having been a true Myspace user and being just a little too young to have caught that wave, if that makes sense. A Binx born in 1990 would be much more likely to have been a Myspace gal than a Binx born just two years later because of how fast platforms were living and dying in the late 00s.
 
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So how was it? Had to wake up early so I missed the grand reveal of "Act IV", worth the wait?
No. Days of nothing, not even TTS most of the time, only for an hour or two of content followed by over 12 hours of cameras being down now. And the cast couldn't even talk to each other in the time the cams were up because Fatty would just yap over them and drain the energy for conversation out of them. There still is a possibility of them redeeming this but it would require the rest of the show/finale to be entertaining. Even though the Season 1 finale was just Letty and Josie stuck in a room doing shitty challenges, it's nevertheless remembered fondly because of the great Willy Wonka ending.
 
Summary of Payton Instagram Stream (Part 1)
-Father comes in pretty fast. He likes Fishtank. He approves of her hitting Frank.
-She's watching Season 2. She likes it, likes Trish. Has not seen S1, will do it next. Bloodgames is last. Wants to do some reaction content.
-Fury56 - Dad's nickname and favorite number. This is probably his bank password.
-Would be willing to do another show with Sam so long as she's aware of everything prior.
-Plans to continue modeling. May do some streaming.
-The dad knows about burting off and Stacy's daughter. Not concerned about Burt.
-Plans on meeting up with Sneed.
-Denies her lust for Luke
-Parents started watching around Halloween. Mother received a facebook message from a rando. The rando was apparently trying to start shit.
-Describes the elimination as a mutual agreement. Well taken care of.
-Mom liked Payton's Burt impression.
-Both Mom and Dad like Jobe. Jobe ends up joining at ~21:50. He's in Long Island and kind of drunk. Jobe didn't know about the RV.
-Dad says fuck Simbal.
-Dad recognized Alex Stein
-Dad does a Jeremy laugh around 20 minutes in.
-Kawan joins around ~27:30. Production used the same hotel for all the eliminated 2.0 fish. Luke is wearing Kevin's clothes.
-Dad's favorite moment is Payton giving the finger to the camera after finding out there was no Hulu
-Payton isn't sure if Jet and Jobe are cousins.
-Payton doesn't believe that Burt is acting. Just a very emotional guy.
-Dad does a Burt impression at ~40
-RV smells like nuts and butts
-House smelled like seafood, milk, beans, chili, and cigarettes
-Some of her family wanted to come and get her, didn't end up happening
-Familial "Let's Fucking Go" at ~42:30
-After elimination, she took an uber to her car. Went to Buc-ee's. Drove home.
-Payton is doing an RV trip for her 21st birthday, may go to Vegas.
-She kept the pirate outfit.
-Would be willing to join production. She believes they don't hire females.
-Jimmy kind of scares her. She probably doesn't know about the mallet incident.
-Smaack texted her, she's watching the stream, but was at work.
-8.6/10 likelihood of leaving after reveal. Decided to stay after Sneed and Alexis left, seemed to think it wouldn't last as long as it did.
-Production has said that they will ship the gifts to her. Currently back at the house.

Summary of Payton Instagram Stream (Part 2)
-Hasn't watched a lot of Sam's content outside of FT.
-Sneed joins around ~2:30. 40 minutes of him.
-Her dad's coworkers know about it. I believe he works for Dairy Queen corporate, work on that sponsorship Jet.
-Payton saved Sneed's shoes and coconut oil. Still back at the house.
-Dad says that Mizzy was a downgrade.
-Sneed calls the RV boring.
-Brandon situation. Sneed suggests that she shouldn't be involved with Brandon - not necessarily a condemnation of the actual act, more so just suggesting to stay away from the subject. Brandon has messaged her, she hasn't responded. Still doing the getting all the facts thing.
-Sneed has a German Shepard-Husky Mix
-Payton has seen the stepdaughter's posts, both Dad and Sneed are telling her that it's a bad idea. She is less committal.
-She didn't understand Famous House 2.0, why bring them on just to get them off?
-Payton loved Star.
-Payton refers to Skye as the girl with the wig. Was uncomfortable, hates physical touch.
-Jeff. Jeff told Payton that he has been in contact with the wiggers for 2 years. There was apparently a video game show before this that never materialized.
-Brief reaction to Act IV. Watching Burt hold a snake.
-Sneed believes that Binx knew about the show before hand. Believes Mizzy knew about the show through her brother. Ted elimination was unfair. Simbal relayed the gaslight about him winning - was told by production that they needed a person of color to win this season. Apparently Simbal is still upset.
-Going over the Simbal elimination. Payton describes him as being messy that night. She thinks he was unsettled due to Luke's appearance.
-Going over the drink splash with Frank. Got scared, went to cry. The water bottle dump was fine. Simbal overreacted with the charging cable.
-Sneed likes Jobe, doesn't see him as having a brain of his own. Thinks Jobe was hilarious but seems kind of pissy about nigger/Ian incident. Sneed respects Sam.
-Bloodgames question. Payton is wishy washy, wants things detailed, Sneed is willing to come back.
-Sneed has been in communication with Ian for a while, Ian told him nothing about going back on. Doesn't understand why he came back.
-Long discussion about stealing the candy. Sneed was the mastermind.
-Sneed says that Shaddi, Frank, and JC are really cool. They think Shaddi was from S1 - no apparent knowledge of bitchtank.
-Payton used to spar with her Dad. That's how she learned how to punch.
-Sneed is gonna help Payton with content creation, gonna get her on twitter.
-Dad doesn't know who JC is, JC joins around ~44:00
-JC has been busy with school, now 19. Sounds like she hasn't seen that much of S3.
-JC explains that she was the only non-fan of S2.
-JC recounts Scott's karate lessons. Describes TJ as physically weaker than her.
-What has JC done after the show? Are you in the entertainment industry? No, she's interested in PhD programs.
-Payton hears phantom TTS notifications. JC seems to indicate that this is a common issue with previous contestants. Also has dreams about being on stream.
-Emergency Contact/Pulling Payton, Dad blames the mom. Payton was given a choice between continuing and not contacting them or calling them and leaving. Chose not to call home.
-JC's Dad had to track down her phone to figure out that she was on Fishtank.
 
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So how was it? Had to wake up early so I missed the grand reveal of "Act IV", worth the wait?
There was a panhandling bit that was pretty funny. Jeff got like 6 bucks and an offer to fondle a woman, Burt had a mental break down then a fan drove up and gave him $120 dollars, Fatty kept asking homeless people for money.

They didn't have a filming permit because no one bothered to check, so they had to shut down cameras for "half an hour" and then never came back.
 
Ice poseidon done a better rv stream in like 2016 with no production and that guy is retarded. But jet and Sam think they need starlink LOL

I'm a former IP2. I haven't been there since Blade stopped streaming RV drunk streams. They don't need a StarLink, all they need is a fucking LiveU. Even Ethan Ralph had one of these. They cost about $3000, but you can rent them as well. It's a piece of equipment that utilizes 4 SIM cards simultaneously to maintain a super HD-capable video signal.

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I'm a former IP2. I haven't been there since Blade stopped streaming RV drunk streams. They don't need a StarLink, all they need is a fucking LiveU. Even Ethan Ralph had one of these. They cost about $3000, but you can rent them as well. It's a piece of equipment that utilizes 4 SIM cards simultaneously to maintain a super HD-capable video signal.

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Woooooah Buddy. Stop right there. That sounds like an actual solution.

Not on my Fish Tank!
 
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