Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[KebabShopSauce]

The fact that she'd rather get used as a blowup doll by a barely conscious man and his reluctant wife than raise her children speaks volumes about her.

They aren't her children, she was just the stepmother. From what I've read she's barren and will never have kids of her own.

 

[Grayback]

Who's "us", April?

She and the rest of her fellow scholars, of course. April spends her days pondering the mysteries of existence.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

They aren't her children, she was just the stepmother. From what I've read she's barren and will never have kids of her own.

April is a homewrecker who has never built anything of her own.

She is a social leech and chameleon. She is attracted to "accomplished persons" who have their air of credibility and importance about them, present themselves as "self-made", with a nice home she can nestle herself into. Then she will proceed to shit all over the nest and assume control.

 

[Heliantheae]

Now that the chat log is available, all of Nick's chats to Melton yesterday. Nick starts chatting around 2h24m because he had to comment on a clip of Aaron calling him a jilted ex. He spends $35.

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"Waah! Aaron sucks because he uses a cheap webcam, unlike me who wasted money on a 4K Nikon or whatever (which everyone hated)"
"Waah! Aaron has two 27" 1080p screens that are soooo blurry, unlike me who has huuuuge 4K screen! You literally can't stream good without one!"

What an embarrassing, once nigger rich, pussy. Every bad thing that happens to Rekieta is earned time and time again. Swiss cheese for brains cuck.

 

[not william stenchever]

From what I've read she's barren and will never have kids of her own.

Don't tempt fate like this.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Don't tempt fate like this.

A balldo cannot make one pregnant. Remember he's got ED

 

[not william stenchever]

A balldo cannot make one pregnant. Remember he's got ED

If Dax Herrera (aka Juju the Cow, a man who likes to get fucked in the ass) can finally put a baby in 80's girl and have Shaun leave his show then nothing is impossible.

 

[I Will Be Us]

Then he went straight to being an annoying tease again about the DM having been about some sort of "epic" news he can't talk about as per usual, followed by looping back to it about a half-dozen times through the remainder of the show, lamenting the torturing "duress" that he's stuck on the air in the middle of it and can't wait to dive into it.

But at least Aaron both listens to and ignores The Farms in the ideal way: he has learned to STFU on his legal stuff, and allegedly doesn't read his own thread. I can't hate the guy. And the fact a lot of us can't shows Kiwi Farms isn't some autonomous hive mind spewing undeserved, irrational hatred.

Nick, on the other hand, listens to and ignores The Farms in the worst possible way: he responds to every ounce of criticism in a way that further undermines him, but then doesn't listen to the genuinely good advice given here (put your head down, take accountability, do the work).

 

[keke]

Kiwi Farms isn't some autonomous hive mind spewing undeserved, irrational hatred.

Fuck you

Spoiler: .

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They aren't her children, she was just the stepmother. From what I've read she's barren and will never have kids of her own.

This has been debunked multiple times ITT but she isn’t barren as far as anyone (including she) knows. Ape has had ovarian cysts, which are terribly common (many women never realize they have them) and do not themselves make a woman infertile.

But yes, she was milking those kids for online dopamine via fauxto-shoots and other nonsense. She ditched them as soon as she got coke and attention from Nick.

 

[johnnynoname]

- she’s blonde
- her last name is Anderson (which makes you like S-tier amongst Nordic niggas, or sometin)
- she is pretty (she is!!)
- I don’t think she’s short

Can you imagine that the lord Jesus Christ gave this woman all the above (in spite of having ugly parents), and yet she has not bared ONE child yet?!?!

And then I remind myself of something- shes a dumb broad who actually, literally, married a skinny fat nerd with glasses.

Even that nigga Jesus was like, “yeah- fuck this bitch. Enjoy being passed around, stupid”

 

[repentance]

Perhaps he is also banking on a belief the DA would refuse to put children on the stand to testify - which sometimes happens if the conviction value outweighs the potential to traumatize a child.

The specific neglect charges Nick and Kayla are facing don't require evidence from the kids to sustain them. It's enough that weapons and drugs were found in the home during the search.

Nick, on the other hand, is trying to make an issue of "my kids have never even seen, let alone ingested, drugs". If he wants to introduce the CHIPS interviews which he claims support this into evidence in his defence, then the possibility of the kids testifying might arise from the defence side.

They aren't her children, she was just the stepmother. From what I've read she's barren and will never have kids of her own.

Aaron has addressed this. She has one ovary. That doesn't make her infertile. She may (or may not) find conceiving more difficult than someone with two.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

- she’s blonde
- her last name is Anderson (which makes you like S-tier amongst Nordic niggas, or sometin)
- she is pretty (she is!!)
- I don’t think she’s short

Can you imagine that the lord Jesus Christ gave this woman all the above (in spite of having ugly parents), and yet she has not bared ONE child yet?!?!

And then I remind myself of something- shes a dumb broad who actually, literally, married a skinny fat nerd with glasses.

Even that nigga Jesus was like, “yeah- fuck this bitch. Enjoy being passed around, stupid”

Luckily for all potential children I'd say.
Imagine being stuck with that coked out whore of a failure as your mother.

Best case you get put with your grandparents while she ODs somewhere in a crack den.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Luckily for all potential children I'd say.
Imagine being stuck with that coked out whore of a failure as your mother.

Best case you get put with your grandparents while she ODs somewhere in a crack den.

"Run outside and play for a while, Skettyohs, mommy needs to do lines and take limp dicks."

 

[Melty Butter]

- she’s blonde
- her last name is Anderson (which makes you like S-tier amongst Nordic niggas, or sometin)
- she is pretty (she is!!)
- I don’t think she’s short

Can you imagine that the lord Jesus Christ gave this woman all the above (in spite of having ugly parents), and yet she has not bared ONE child yet?!?!

And then I remind myself of something- shes a dumb broad who actually, literally, married a skinny fat nerd with glasses.

Even that nigga Jesus was like, “yeah- fuck this bitch. Enjoy being passed around, stupid”

2022 vs 2023 and the requisite mommy comment

Spoiler: NSFW (barely) - Keeping it Classy

Keeping it classy:

Her morning tweet. She's done with polycules

Archive

 

[Folgers Can]

Search warrant executed?

That wouldn't necessarily result in an immediately available public record, arrest warrant, or put him on the jail roster right afterwards. I would imagine, unlike with the drugs, there would be a longer investigatory phase when it comes to computer crimes. With dope, they either find it, or don't, and can effect an arrest immediately.

Probably not because he added the bit about "does it involve me" and the sender said "no", which rules out pretty much any of the legal cases where he's either a witness or the victim. Plus when it comes to any of the legal cases the goss usually moves in the usual Investigator->Aaron->Sean pipeline whereas from @Dixieland Buckaroo 's post in Aaron's thread that you mentioned, this time Sean knew first and Aaron's on the receiving end.

With all of that taken together, odds are one of the lawtubers or lawtube-adjacent streamers that Nick still talks to has spilled something new that he had to say, which there's precedent for like when Mindset went on recently about reliable sources saying Nick assured them he was going to keep fighting, etc. What things unrelated to legal cases that he said in confidence to his "friend" were leaked this time? Forward movement on the divorce arc? Or maybe April started talking to people in those circles about snaking Nick with a live interview soon or a bodycam release, which would line up well with her xeet just this morning renouncing the throuple and committing to only any relationship that is her own, meaning either A) monogamy with a hypothetical future guy or B) a brazen ultimatum publicly insisting on Nick giving Kayla the boot? Either way hopefully Nick gets paranoid enough about plugging the leak that he starts doing stupid shit that makes it worse, as is the custom.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Have you noticed Aaron doesn't seem that broken up about it?

I think he hasn't loved or even cared about April for a while, considering how quickly he became attached to Kayla who is a husk of a human. You'd have to be really fucking difficult to deal with or a bad lay if someone that's functionally a zombie is able to have such an impact. Aaron is his own can of worms altogether but it really makes you think.

 

[Burt Macklin]

2022 vs 2023 and the requisite mommy comment

Spoiler: NSFW (barely) - Keeping it Classy

Keeping it classy:

Couldn't help but notice Aaron's black "swinger" wedding ring like Nick's from the spoiler pictures. Those pics are from 2022-2023?

 

[Pelican Bones]

Her morning tweet. She's done with polycules

This dumb bitch tried to smash Aaron's head in with some ol' rape-accusation-but-not-actually-accusing bullshit. Now she wants to be left alone to smile and learn from her mistakes.

Lol suffah cokewhore!

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Couldn't help but notice Aaron's black "swinger" wedding ring like Nick's from the spoiler pictures. Those pics are from 2022-2023?
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It’s not a swinger ring unless it’s on the right hand. Many normal non-swingers have black rings or those silicone black rings as their wedding ring. If you see a black ring on the right hand, run away. If you see a black ring on the right hand AND a wedding ring on the left, run faster.