100% we've all seen the side-angle shot of him at the cloudflare picnic, note as well the distended pot-belly. Our boy is chunky but he ain't obese so this also points to spinal deformation jutting his guts out. Same goes for the stretched out shoulders and visibly tensed leg areas he really is putting all his physical effort into not being so obviously twisted and deformed and is failing miserably the frumpiest shape concealing granny dresses in the world can't hide it.
As he is suspected to read this thread and mald, this is probably my favorite subject to raise and analyze.
Being racist and ding-dong-gone-Ching-Chong schoolyard level taunts probably get to him, but they do feed into his narrative of kiwis all being racist and ignorant.
The Thwomp and brick face cracks, they are also juvenile and dismissed by serious unamused people.
Even the speculation on him having the AIDs, and it being the mysterious and unclear autoimmune disorder which is turning him blind, can be painted as homophobia from thoughtless lowbrow chuds.
However, kyphosis and certain other biological realities which are plain to any human with functioning eyes are what I suspect really thoroughly get to him!
He is a eunuch with a dowager hump, straight out of the last emperor.
No matter how he pretends he is female, he isn’t, he is biologically male but he isn’t a man.
At least the Eunuchs of the Chinese court kept their balls in a jar and would be buried with them so they could face the afterlife as full men.
Fong-Jones’s knackers were probably just incinerated as medical waste.
