DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GodModule]

The end of last nights Street Fighter 6 stream was up there with the "DSP Tries It eating raw Captain Crunch cereal while dressed as santa, depressed and drunk because his GF just left him" stream on the patheticness scale. You really don't have to debase yourself like that just to "own" a bunch of tards on the internet Phil. Jesus man.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

The end of last nights Street Fighter 6 stream was up there with the "DSP Tries It eating raw Captain Crunch cereal while dressed as santa, depressed and drunk because his GF just left him" stream on the patheticness scale. You really don't have to debase yourself like that just to "own" a bunch of tards on the internet Phil. Jesus man.

GodModule says "You really don't have to debas-" alright, *lean in ban* just another asshole guys, moving on *goat laugh*.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I work in a sector in which you have to cooperate with very shady and incapable people, but I have never seen somebody as bad at their job as Phil right now.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Damn this is fucking depressing. Phil's showing off stream overlays, saying that this is the closest him and his wife will get to a trip to Japan. So much defeat in his voice.
Just bought more shit for our computer. How much is this in total?
$62 mouse just came in. $150 keyboard holy shit.

 

[Free Jasper]

Is this guy for fucking real?

First, after spending money on his background toys, he announces he’s using a green screen.

Then he breaks his intro video. He sits in near silence for 10 minutes, muttering “..hang on..” while he plays the intro video OVER SEVEN TIMES. Tell me he’s not autistic. He seems scared to start the show without playing the correct intro and stops the whole stream to try and correct it.

Next he does the joke 8 year olds do where you change your background to a beach and say “ooh look, I’m on holiday!” And “ooh look I’m in space”. He thinks this is really funny.

Next he tries to show how he can overlay himself onto his game stream. He breaks the camera window and can’t overlay it on the stream. Another 5 minutes of dead air while he fixes it.

He then plays with his lights for 5 minutes.

He then announces Amazon have just delivered a big pile of goodies he’s spunked his money on and he wants to go get it. Fuck the viewers, they can enjoy some more dead air.

It’s the most batshit stream I’ve ever seen. The guy has actually lost his mind.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Is this guy for fucking real?

First, after spending money on his background toys, he announces he’s using a green screen.

Then he breaks his intro video. He sits in near silence for 10 minutes, muttering “..hang on..” while he plays the intro video OVER SEVEN TIMES. Tell me he’s not autistic. He seems scared to start the show without playing the correct intro and stops the whole stream to try and correct it.

Next he does the joke 8 year olds do where you change your background to a beach and say “ooh look, I’m on holiday!” And “ooh look I’m in space”. He thinks this is really funny.

Next he tries to show how he can overlay himself onto his game stream. He breaks the camera window and can’t overlay it on the stream. Another 5 minutes of dead air while he fixes it.

He then plays with his lights for 5 minutes.

He then announces Amazon have just delivered a big pile of goodies he’s spunked his money on and he wants to go get it. Fuck the viewers, they can enjoy some more dead air.

It’s the most batshit stream I’ve ever seen. The guy has actually lost his mind.

200 bucks for that KB + Mouse totally a good deal. He won't even walk to the mailbox to get the 4TB NVME. Lechero wins again with his videos lmao.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Something is really wrong with him right now; obfuscating lies with more lies and buying even more shit. The tough guy act is falling apart before our eyes.

 

[Comma]

I'm not kidding: he's currently scolding the (very few) people who jumped in to support him at the end of yesterday's streams for not giving him money sooner, somehow blaming them for him having to go overtime, urging them to throw money at him as quickly as possible so "people can focus on the game instead of being stressed about the streak". As if he himself isn't the sole reason for having his streams literally revolve around that very subject.

Clip:

This man is severely mentally ill.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I'm not kidding: he's currently scolding the (very few) people who jumped in to support him at the end of yesterday's streams for not giving him money sooner, blaming them for him having to go overtime.

This man is severely mentally ill.

Kind of a crazy prestream honestly. He is all over the place.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

So fucking scatterbrained right now, explaining why he did everything right last night and nobody wanted to see his masterful gameplay.
Kick chat is out of control.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Seamlessly how he goes from flex ,on shit that he bought for no reason, to complaining about getting money only on the end of the stream.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Honestly if he quit playing games and just did Ice Poseidon like IRL streams, which would be less humiliating than whatever the fuck this is, he'd get more money.
Really harping on the last minute goal shit. Definitely threw in $100 last night so the SSI could match the streak

 

[neger psykolog]

Something is really wrong with him right now; obfuscating lies with more lies and buying even more shit. The tough guy act is falling apart before our eyes.

Are we finally reaching the end game of DSP?
He's admitted to WWEC and is now buying copious amounts of "livestreamer ewaste" and so fucking delusional that he thinks the income he's been receiving is real or that anyone (besides 1 or 2 edge cases) actually watches him for "entertainment"

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Are we finally reaching the end game of DSP?
He's admitted to WWEC and is now buying copious amounts of "livestreamer ewaste" and so fucking delusional that he thinks the income he's been receiving is real or that anyone (besides 1 or 2 edge cases) actually watches him for "entertainment"

He's starting to act like a schizo, he can't tell what's real and what's fake anymore. This is the result of the 6 hour battering ram every day since 2015 demolishing the gates of the snort fort psyche. He is legitimately losing his mind grifting.

 

[MAWBD2]

200 bucks for that KB + Mouse totally a good deal. He won't even walk to the mailbox to get the 4TB NVME. Lechero wins again with his videos lmao.

Why does he need a high end KB+Mouse when he plays on a controller?

 

[neger psykolog]

Why does he need a high end KB+Mouse when he plays on a controller?

I've said this before: All this PC gayming shit is retarded, he's just going to go straight back to playstation. He's the personification of a console normie through and through.
I love this arc because console normies have been the worst thing to happen to gayming ever - this is what the end result is, game developers using DSP as a fucking example of how to design games lol

 

[GodModule]

200 bucks for that KB + Mouse totally a good deal.

He bought a KB & Mouse for $200? Why? Fucking WHY?

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

"Spending time with my wife guys", Phil said in an exasperated tone.
Jasper likes the setup guys!

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Why does he need a high end KB+Mouse when he plays on a controller?

According to @PoemJosh on Twitter, Phil says he wanted a mouse and keyboard that matched the color of his PC case.

 

[shekelshoah666]

He bought a KB & Mouse for $200? Why? Fucking WHY?

Best part is that it's just his streaming PC KB + Mouse but they have all the RGB stuff he likes. He has 2 sets of expensive KB + Mouse and he has his laptop right next to him as well.