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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 334 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,048
I have no idea where they were, except for, still the downtown/Fremont Street area of Las Vegas. The astroturfed BBQ area and especially the astroturf-upholstered couches looked VERY familiar to me, but I just can't place it. Wandering around drunk is a #1 pastime in Downtown Vegas. I might have wandered through there extremely drunk at some time, plus Sam was careful to obscured where they were and whip the camera around to disorient the viewer. Didn't get a good enough look.
 
I have no idea where they were, except for, still the downtown/Fremont Street area of Las Vegas. The astroturfed BBQ area and especially the astroturf-upholstered couches looked VERY familiar to me, but I just can't place it. Wandering around drunk is a #1 pastime in Downtown Vegas. I might have wandered through there extremely drunk at some time, plus Sam was careful to obscured where they were and whip the camera around to disorient the viewer. Didn't get a good enough look.
Currently they are parked outside a shooting range named Machine Gun Vegas, such a good idea to let these people use firearms on stream, we can all trust Burt or Chris with firearms right?
Best case hope, Vance gets the elimination gun and no more Fatty for the rest of Fishtank's history.
 
Another point to contemplate: people paid $200 for XL season passes with the promise of additional exclusive camera feeds, now all of those feeds are defunct and there's basically one cell phone tier camera feed at a time out of four that are publicly accessible by all. $200 for absolutely nothing the past week and a half, two weeks of the season.
I feel like they could've mitigated a lot of the hate/disappointment now if Sam Hyde/Jet just had the stream on them in the confession booth or whatever and said some shit to the audience like:

"things haven't panned out exactly as we had hoped, so we're faced with a decision on whether to stay in the house and you know, we have a few things planned for that and we believe we could still make it interesting for you guys... or, we had this other idea to do something else completely different ("take the show on the road") - we have some plans for that too, but it might not be super smooth. A lot of the stuff we do here is pretty spontaneous and the last thing we want to do is disappoint you guys, we know you've all been watching the show for weeks now and we see your messages and tweets and fan art and it's fantastic to see that kind of stuff and we of course still really want to deliver a captivating last 2 weeks of this season but we're a bit divided on what direction to go. We've never really taken the show on the road before so there's a lot of risks with that - you know, it might not work out great or it could be a complete failure. Anyway, we had a chat internally and we decided the best way to move forward would be to let you guys have a say in it. We're going to just take a break for an hour or two and then we'll put up a poll - it's up to you guys whether you want the red pill or the blue pill here"

Then if the fans voted to "take it on the road" and it was a fuckup they could at least be a bit empathetic. The gaslight of whether the show was truly over or not was pretty great, it is just really sad that they didn't manage to deliver anything meaningful after it. I feel like they could've done something more interesting than whatever this is - the whole point of the show is "you control the action" so they should've put this to the audience to decide and take some ownership of.

Instead, they just runned and gunned it. Like, I do respect their ambition and willingness to take risks, but the RV/Las Vegas shit clearly wasn't planned out at all. They had ample time to organize permits while they were on the way there, and even a retard equipped with Google could figure out that you need permits.

And yeah, I very much doubt Sam Hyde or Jet Neptune would be capable of delivering a speech/decision like that because they're too post-meta-ironic, arrogant or whatever. But they could've easily gotten Luke to do it - he is pretty sincere and really well respected almost universally by the audience. They wouldn't have even had to give out specific details - just put it as a decision to either stay in the house or take a giant risk. 99% chance the audience would vote to take the risk and see where it goes - and if it ended up being the total fuckup that it appears to be right now, then the audience would at least be a bit sympathetic about it because they were the ones who got behind taking the risk.
 
I get it, the first 3 weeks or so were great but it fell apart. I'm not gonna judge the whole season based on the first 3 weeks or so otherwise I wouldn't be watching anymore. You could argue that the first 10 days of season 2 were amazing too but I'm not gonna say it's an amazing season because it fell apart and imo this season fell apart much harder. the past two weeks were pretty much nothing but dead air and streams being shut down while Jet lies to the audience so they can all party and get drunk off stream. That's unexpectable to me and easily the most pathetic thing the wiggers have done with this show.

Although if you think the first 3 weeks or so are all that matter to the season fair enough I guess, but I'm gonna agree to disagree.
Everything up until the last couple days leading up to the RV was gold to me so it was more like 4.5 weeks not 3. Even after the Brandon incident the show managed to get back to good in a day or two. I don't know where you are getting this "If the first 3 weeks are great I don't care about anything else!" narrative I never said that. The RV shit has been horrible but to me that doesn't completely ruin what season 3 has been. The first 30 days of Fishtank season 3 were so incredibly good and hilarious to me that even if the show completely tanks the ending it still is the best season. That's what I'm saying.
 
Currently they are parked outside a shooting range named Machine Gun Vegas, such a good idea to let these people use firearms on stream, we can all trust Burt or Chris with firearms right?
Best case hope, Vance gets the elimination gun and no more Fatty for the rest of Fishtank's history.
That's not a cheap adventure. They also will not give a gun to anyone who's been drinking or too hung over, so this could be adventurous-interruptus pretty shortly.

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I don't know where you are getting this "If the first 3 weeks are great I don't care about anything else!" narrative I never said that. The first 30 days of Fishtank season 3 were so incredibly good and hilarious to me that even if the show completely tanks the ending it still is the best season. That's what I'm saying.
I said that because the last two weeks have been shit and you're agreeing but saying that you don't think it ruins the season, I didn't mean for that to be an insult lol. There have been good stuff like the beg for money challenge but that's like 2 hours out of 72 hours of nothing. Even the week before the RV was terrible. In my personal opinion the season as a whole product, all days included, does not match up with Season 1 and 2. If you disagree that's fine with me.

It also really bugs me that the wiggers are lying to our faces so they can turn the show off for 15 hours while they drink, party, and do wigger shit while Sam throws outrageous excuses ("we were charging phones for 15 hours and we couldn't figure the internet out!"). There's nothing more insulting in the history of Fishtank than that to me.
 
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If anything's going to save this season it's going to be the cast. I love them all, even this dumb bit with Burt in the sex shop is amazing just because I get to watch Burt interact with the world like an alien in a human suit. I'm even really enjoying Jeff here. Swap out Fatty for Jobe and it would be perfect.
 
It also really bugs me that the wiggers are lying to our faces so they can turn the show off for 15 hours while they drink, party, and do wigger shit while Sam throws outrageous excuses ("we were charging phones for 15 hours and we couldn't figure the internet out!"). There's nothing more insulting in the history of Fishtank than that to me.
They literally could've just said "hey guys, we're exhausted from the road trip, we're going to take the rest of the evening to relax and get some rest. We'll catch you in the morning".
He's done it before. Really poor form that they can't just be fucking honest and try to lie about shit like this.
 
I said that because the last two weeks have been shit and you're agreeing but saying that you don't think it ruins the season, I didn't mean for that to be an insult lol. There have been good stuff like the beg for money challenge but that's like 2 hours out of 72 hours of nothing. Even the week before the RV was terrible. In my personal opinion the season as a whole product, all days included, does not match up with Season 1 and 2. If you disagree that's fine with me.

It also really bugs me that the wiggers are lying to our faces so they can turn the show off for 15 hours while they drink, party, and do wigger shit while Sam throws outrageous excuses ("we were charging phones for 15 hours and we couldn't figure the internet out!"). There's nothing more insulting in the history of Fishtank than that to me.
It has felt like one flop after another since Frank left. Five days of nontent to get 3 days of a very controversial famous house 2.0 that went nowhere. Technically less than 24 hours if you count the actual gaslight of it being a reality tv show. Then three days of driving with low quality footage.

This season is very front heavy, which makes ranking it really difficult. You have the best of Fishtank followed by the worst of Fishtank. Hopefully a finale makes things easier.
 
I said that because the last two weeks have been shit and you're agreeing but saying that you don't think it ruins the season, I didn't mean for that to be an insult lol. There have been good stuff like the beg for money challenge but that's like 2 hours out of 72 hours of nothing. Even the week before the RV was terrible. In my personal opinion the season as a whole product, all days included, does not match up with Season 1 and 2. If you disagree that's fine with me.
I see where you are coming from I simply disagree that the show tanked in quality two weeks ago. We were getting great shit like gold Burt (Day 34) right before the RV trip. For me personally the RV is when things tanked in quality. We are like 4 days into that not two weeks. Agree to disagree.
 
It has felt like one flop after another since Frank left. Five days of nontent to get 3 days of a very controversial famous house 2.0 that went nowhere. Technically less than 24 hours if you count the actual gaslight of it being a reality tv show. Then three days of driving with low quality footage.

This season is very front heavy, which makes ranking it really difficult. You have the best of Fishtank followed by the worst of Fishtank. Hopefully a finale makes things easier.
Nah there were still some great moments when the newfish arrived. It was still compelling to watch. Even when Burt was covered in gold and they gave him a video game tutorial was all really great and compelling to watch (at least for me).

Whatever it was they were planning on doing with the video game tutorial + burt was something they should've followed through with. Ever since they got in the RV I've been pretty disappointed. I mean they maybe didn't anticipate that the RV shit would be boring as fuck and have so many technical issues, but clearly just taking a fucking flight would've been way better.
 
It has felt like one flop after another since Frank left. Five days of nontent to get 3 days of a very controversial famous house 2.0 that went nowhere. Technically less than 24 hours if you count the actual gaslight of it being a reality tv show. Then three days of driving with low quality footage.

This season is very front heavy, which makes ranking it really difficult. You have the best of Fishtank followed by the worst of Fishtank. Hopefully a finale makes things easier.
The first 34 days (nearly 5 weeks of show) were great. To call it "front heavy" is simply not true. Season 2 which started off very strong then suffered a hemorrhaging cast is far more fitting of that term.
 
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The gold Burt bit was the best of the week before the RV for sure, but it was torture watching that whole saga with Binx and Payton SJWing it up in the house and talking about boring vapid shit without Mizzy or Simbal there to create real tension. It was all just fake cringe shit to watch which is why the wiggers switched gears so fast in desperation to attempt and salvage the season.

It's usually a good assumption that when things are terrible in the tank that Burt and Luke will be a small silver lining.
 
I really hope for Season 4 they do a blend of Blood games and a traditional season. Maybe instead of fantasy roleplay they do a horror/Resident Evil kinda thing with rooms locked away until the fish find a key or solve a riddle. The season 3 house would work well if there were less contestants since it's so big. A kind of Saw/999 ticking clock would also incentivise the fish to actually play the game if it was linked to elimination as well.
 
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