Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

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That's already happened several times, to the point where Emily's likely going to eat either a very long involuntary vacation or a permaban the next time she does it. If you really must see it then just read back through the thread.
Oh I definitely don't need to. She is far beyond the amount of woman I need to see (I was already subjected to her tits/pussy many dozens of pages ago).

I don't know what you'd call the opposite of a Pray Away camp, but I imagine it involves Samantha's chameleon tits.
e. is it emily? I've been calling her 'Samantha' the whole time. I need to revisit the OP. I get too confused with the namefagging.
 
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I was already subjected to her tits
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Chameleons are forever ruined for me :(
 
They're like 80% areola and facing totally different directions. I'm not sure what kind of tit biology causes that issue, but she had named some acronym disorder I didn't bother looking into.
22 Deletion, I think it is. As in, this bitch be lacking chromosomes and sheeeeit.
 
They're like 80% areola and facing totally different directions. I'm not sure what kind of tit biology causes that issue, but she had named some acronym disorder I didn't bother looking into.
She repeatedly told me that this counts as an physical disability for her. Mostly because she can barely see one of her feet when she's standing in the shower as opposed to neither of them.
 
Great news, everyone! @SamanthaPrater has agreed to a challenge. If she can draw me a passable Josh Allen by the end of the year, I will lock this thread. She gets ten tries, and she's already completed one! Let's see how it is:

Oh. Oh dear. Maybe she should try to reference the Gridiron Heights version of Josh Allen.
 
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Great news, everyone! @SamanthaPrater has agreed to a challenge. If she can draw me a passable Josh Allen by the end of the year, I will lock this thread. She gets ten tries, and she's already completed one! Let's see how it is:
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Oh. Oh dear. Maybe she should try to reference the Gridiron Heights version of Josh Allen.
'Completed', you say? Well you've got 9 more to crank out in the next hour, Emily. Don't spend them all in one place.
She repeatedly told me that this counts as an physical disability for her. Mostly because she can barely see one of her feet when she's standing in the shower as opposed to neither of them.
If that's a disability then I'm calling the state immediately and demanding taxpayer money for being too fat to see past my belly.
 
Great news, everyone! @SamanthaPrater has agreed to a challenge. If she can draw me a passable Josh Allen by the end of the year, I will lock this thread. She gets ten tries, and she's already completed one! Let's see how it is:
You're just trying to distract us from making too many fat jokes, aren't you?
If that's a disability then I'm calling the state immediately and demanding taxpayer money for being too fat to see past my belly
She also believes that she's too disabled to have regular periods
 
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e. is it emily? I've been calling her 'Samantha' the whole time. I need to revisit the OP. I get too confused with the namefagging.
Her name is indeed Emily Cassidy, and there is a very good reason why I put together a spreadsheet just to keep track of all of the names she's used.
I am NOT doing the challenge. If I have to barter for my thread to be shut down , it's not worth it when I have said MANY times now I DO NOT DO REALISM!
Realism not required; try spending actual time and effort, and especially more than three minutes.
 
Her name is indeed Emily Cassidy, and there is a very good reason why I put together a spreadsheet just to keep track of all of the names she's used.
It's my fault for being retarded, but maybe have her actual name as the first listed name (I know it's not your OP; just a general suggestion). I had forgotten her actual name is under a spoiler in the first sentence. Again, my fault, but confusing as far as thread titles go. Especially so considering her penchant for stealing the identities and works of others.
Also this thread has derailed on many many topics. isn't that a forum rule to STAY ON TOPIC? :| @Trombonista
You're so right. Trombonista please feel to shoot me for making fun of Emily's weird chameleon tits.
 
Great news, everyone! @SamanthaPrater has agreed to a challenge. If she can draw me a passable Josh Allen by the end of the year, I will lock this thread. She gets ten tries, and she's already completed one! Let's see how it is:

I am NOT doing the challenge. If I have to barter for my thread to be shut down , it's not worth it when I have said MANY times now I DO NOT DO REALISM!

Also this thread has derailed on many many topics. isn't that a forum rule to STAY ON TOPIC? :| @Trombonista
Oh man. This has given me a great laugh on a mildly frustrating day. Thank you @Trombonista
 
Especially so considering her penchant for stealing the identities and works of others.
Claiming works done by others as her own, yes, absolutely, stealing the identities of others...not so much that I'm aware of though her history is a completely tangled mess. She's more of the kind to be herself on a username and later pretend that totally wasn't her, no sireee; isn't that right WillowtheWay?

Now I'm not saying she hasn't stolen someone's identity, online or otherwise but nothing immediately leaps to mind that I recall. So either I don't remember it/didn't learn about it, she wasn't caught or she hasn't done so...yet.
 
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