Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread - aka sperginity speds out agendaposting

https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

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Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."

 

[Male Idiot]

All types of dogs except shitbulls are also great alarms to sniff out colored people tresspassing on your property for gibsmedat.

A weiner dog can't really harm you, but it is a mobile alarm sasuage.

Some dogs can be dangerous with untrained hands, like a doberman or german sheperd, but shitbulls are always dangerous.

Shitbulls chimp out.
A normal guard dog barks, growls, gives a warning bite attack, and if you don't retreat he mauls you. You can de-escalate with each step.
Police dogs are trained to bite on the arm and hold you in place.

Shitbull goes for the mauling part and skips the whole warning story arc. They go for full dismemberment at the clap of a window.

Edit: In videos you can see excited tail wagging. Shitbulls have a broken terrier prey drive.

Terriers will do the tail wag and loud, quick barks when they identified prey, usually a small wild animal.
They are happy and are showing you they found dinner.

After this phase, the dog will attack when his rage meter is filled up. It will go berserk and try to rip the prey animal apart.

A normal terrier, even at this point, can distinguish the owner between the prey, and any bites you may get are bites targeted at the prey but missed, because you are trying to pull your dog off of whatever random animal was retarded enough to get through your fence is full of sharp bones and all manner of parasites. The dog will cease attacking the moment it is separated from its prey. It will try to drag you back to it, and look at you like you are a downie for letting the dinner go.

This behavior does not apply to humans, and is seldom used for other dogs either. Terriers can tard rage at each other, but very rarely does that lead to even scratches.

Now with a shitbull, they infused this with a dog fighting and guard dog genes and made a big mess of misfiring signals.

A shitbull apply this terrier berzeker state at a moment's notice, at the drop of a pin, on anything in the vicinity. Other dogs, people, even the owner.

These animals are literally broken in the brain. Outside of giving them meth and air dropping them on a cartel hideout, they got no use.

For British Staffordshire bullterriers, they are pitbull like, but not as deadly. A pedigreed one is unlikely to chimp at the owner, it is smaller, and with a muzzle and leash can function in public.

I wouldn't have one near kids or other pets, but they are nowhere near as broken as the hood shitbulls. Same applies to other aggressive breeds like a Rottweiler.

This does not apply to Tyrone's totally not 50% shitbull staffie called Bix Snuggles. American staffordshires are noticably bigger too, and more aggression is hinted at despite the nanny talk.

The british ones are also half the size of the American, and while stronger than other small dogs, a single dog can be wrangled.

 

[Stan]

from r/banpitbulls


These dogs just look like they're SO READY to fuck you up. And they're like what, 16 weeks?

 

[The Great Citracett]

A guy I know just got stuck with a pit because his wife is completely fucking retarded.

She'd been whining about how she desperately NEEDS a dog and can't live without one, even though she already has at least 3 cats she never takes care of and is basically just fat and lazy and does nothing around the house. Plus the guy is currently in the middle of remodeling so there's no carpet on the floor and tools everywhere and such, so definitely not the time for a new pet.

Well one day he comes home from work and there's this ugly little block headed lumpy fucker in his house just pissing and shitting all over the floor and chewing things up. Oh, that's KING. That's her new puppy, he's her sweet baby, her lil man, her KING. And he's special and exotic and rare and she got a great deal because he only cost her $500.

It's supposedly a mix of pocket bully, exotic bully, American bully and about 5 other types of pitbull, but still somehow purebred. She not only got a massively inbred mutt, but got conned into paying for the thing. She also insists its somehow not a pitbull, yet thinks pitbulls are amazing, even though her obsession with them is a completely new thing. It's ugly as sin and it's that brown brindle color they all are, which she says is also rare and valuable.

This guy has two kids, in their preteens, and also cares for a disabled relative in their home. This dog has been there maybe 2 weeks and has spent most of its time biting and attacking them all. It just latches on and won't let go. It's real young, but it's not just playful biting like a normal puppy would, and nothing distracts it from biting but physical removal. Then if it gets put in another room away from people, it just screams until it's let back out and immediately goes back to trying to bite whoever it was pulled off of.

The thing is proving to be completely untrainable and the wife is absolutely pissed the kids don't find it cute at all. It's a puppy, it's adorable, stupid fucking kids. It's probably going to be the thing that finally destroys their marriage.

The wife is madly in love with this ugly yeasty-smelling thing. She's been heavily implying it means more to her than the kids do. The kids are hurt by that but she either doesn't notice or care. It latched hard onto her 11 year old son's leg and made him yell, and she told him to shut up and stop being a little bitch, then grabbed the dog and took it to the couch to cuddle.

I'm the only one this guy knows that doesn't like pits so I'm getting told all this insanity. Everyone else he's told has been doing all sorts of things to try and excuse the dog's behavior, telling him his kids should learn how to respect the dog, etc. I get the feeling it's about to find itself in a weighted bag at the bottom of the river soon. Unless it ate the guy or one of the kids. I haven't heard from him in about a week now.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Man, I don't get that. If my pet were to walk up to someone and haul off and bite them, unprovoked, and after being separated physically only to bite them again, unprovoked, when unseparated, it's goodnight animal.

I'd have a hard time doing it, but if an animal attacks people without good reason, it's dangerous. Dog or cat.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I get the feeling it's about to find itself in a weighted bag at the bottom of the river soon.

I urge this gentleman to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

She also insists its somehow not a pitbull, yet thinks pitbulls are amazing, even though her obsession with them is a completely new thing.

Pitbull apologists spending hours preaching about how amazing pitbulls are while insisting their pitbull is "not a pitbull" and instead is some other flavor of "bully?" MANY SUCH CASES!

Usually they will do this to get around breed restrictions at apartments but sometimes they will do it for no apparent reason. Maybe it's because they long for the ability to say, "Yes my dog is a very rare breed" and feel so cool and superior, but can't because then they'd have to *gasp* buy from a breeder. Buying from a breeder wouldn't feed into the savior complex and they wouldn't be able to put "Who adopted who?" stickers on their cars. We are dealing with the same people that will shill out $1200 on a wormy backyard pitbull puppy just because its nose is a reddish color after all.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I urge this gentleman to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights.

That may end up happening if he can't find a way to get the wife to get rid of the dog. Or if it doesn't miraculously start behaving. He's thinking it might try to actually attack him or the kids or someone else once it gets bigger. He'd like to talk the wife into giving it back or something. He's got all his licenses and carries for self defense. Would definitely be as a last resort though. Guy is a huge dog person and loves animals, he's just having a hard time dealing with this dog that doesn't really act like a dog, and is probably the only dog he's never been able to like.

 

[AnOminous]

All types of dogs except shitbulls are also great alarms to sniff out colored people tresspassing on your property for gibsmedat.

Dogs can literally smell race and many of them are literally racist and hate people of certain races.

Anyone who has owned a lot of dogs can confirm this. Dogs can identify people of certain racial groups from smell alone, before they even walk into visibility.

 

[Shepherd]

Dogs can literally smell race and many of them are literally racist and hate people of certain races.

Anyone who has owned a lot of dogs can confirm this. Dogs can identify people of certain racial groups from smell alone, before they even walk into visibility.

Every single German Shepherd that I’ve ever met hated niggers. I’ve had two myself and they also hated niggers.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

That may end up happening if he can't find a way to get the wife to get rid of the dog. Or if it doesn't miraculously start behaving. He's thinking it might try to actually attack him or the kids or someone else once it gets bigger. He'd like to talk the wife into giving it back or something. He's got all his licenses and carries for self defense. Would definitely be as a last resort though. Guy is a huge dog person and loves animals, he's just having a hard time dealing with this dog that doesn't really act like a dog, and is probably the only dog he's never been able to like.

Steal the dog while the wife isn't home, put him to sleep, "he got out and hit by a car, here's his ashes" and insist on going to the shelter with the kids for another one, with veto power. Less traumatic for everyone, if the marriage is already rocky then shooting her baby definitely won't help it. Having the kids there helps distract her from the veto power, because "it's a family dog."

I don't normally approve of lying to your spouse, but sometimes the ends do justify the means.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

A guy I know just got stuck with a pit because his wife is completely fucking retarded.

The butterball wears twin ponytails doesn't she.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The butterball wears twin ponytails doesn't she.

Not sure how she wears her hair, but in the picture I've seen, she has it pulled back and kinda looked like a female fat Nikocado.

 

[Gingervitis]

insist on going to the shelter with the kids for another one

Aren’t those places flooded with shitbulls? Unless he knows a good breed specific rescue, he’s SOL.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Aren’t those places flooded with shitbulls? Unless he knows a good breed specific rescue, he’s SOL.

That's why I said he gets veto. "I don't think it would be a good fit."

 

[The Great Citracett]

The dogs he's had before were all black labs or something similar. I'm sure he would have been fine getting something like that given a bit more time to have everything ready for a dog.

I told him about pitmommies and the weird Facebook groups they have and all the words they use and he thinks she might have one for a coworker who's got her all into the "misunderstood nanny dog" nonsense. It's sounding like she's bought into that hardcore. It's sounding like she'll be one of the ones who's like a battered wife to the dog, then when it mauls someone she'll cry because she failed that precious wiggly baby.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Buying from a breeder wouldn't feed into the savior complex and they wouldn't be able to put "Who adopted who?" stickers on their cars.

They could still do that with the runt.

 

[Paper Machete]

Kill the dog without her knowing and then bring her a new surprise puppy that he picked up to make up for the whole left behind by missing murder mutt 9000.

He should be aware that from the sounds of it the dog is already attacking just not big enough to cause too serious of damage. But it's already dangerous from a behavior stand point and the wife cuddling it after likely is reinforcing the behavior to ATTACK HER OWN CHILDREN.

I'd just fucking divorce the fat retard.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

They could still do that with the runt.

If you buy a runt from a decent breeder, that still means paying more than the average shelter adoption fee and getting a healthy puppy with all its shots, a recent vet visit, papers proving lineage and the ability to meet its parents. You know what you're getting.

It's so much better to adopt a ??? shelter pitbull named Bella and surrender yourself to a life of chaos and Stockholm syndrome in exchange for social media points.

 

[Stan]

Okay, so what even is the difference between your typical pitbull and the American bulldog? They look the same to me.

Not much, American Bulldogs, American Bullys, American Staffordshire Terriers (aka Am Staffs or Staffies), are mostly just efforts to rename the breed to avoid anti-pitbull BSL. American Bulldogs got back bred to English Bulldogs once or twice but the effect is negligible. e.g. "What do you mean Nala can't live in this apt complex, she's no pitbull, she's an American Bulldog!" The same people will deliberately mislabel the dogs as lab crosses or Boxer mixes (lol, another fighting dog tho) whatever as well for the same reason.

Well one day he comes home from work and there's this ugly little block headed lumpy fucker in his house just pissing and shitting all over the floor and chewing things up. Oh, that's KING. That's her new puppy, he's her sweet baby, her lil man, her KING. And he's special and exotic and rare and she got a great deal because he only cost her $500.

It's supposedly a mix of pocket bully, exotic bully, American bully and about 5 other types of pitbull, but still somehow purebred. She not only got a massively inbred mutt, but got conned into paying for the thing. She also insists its somehow not a pitbull, yet thinks pitbulls are amazing, even though her obsession with them is a completely new thing. It's ugly as sin and it's that brown brindle color they all are, which she says is also rare and valuable.

This guy has two kids, in their preteens, and also cares for a disabled relative in their home. This dog has been there maybe 2 weeks and has spent most of its time biting and attacking them all. It just latches on and won't let go. It's real young, but it's not just playful biting like a normal puppy would, and nothing distracts it from biting but physical removal. Then if it gets put in another room away from people, it just screams until it's let back out and immediately goes back to trying to bite whoever it was pulled off of.

What is absolute popcorn to me about pitbulls (now that I no longer kennel them for money lol) is how they manage to hit the sweet spot between "this dog is anoying as fuck" and "this dog is fucking dangerous". Screams and cries when it's seperated from family? Annoying as fuck! Will go back to biting whichever family member it was trying to maim the second you let that idiot out of time out? So fucking dangerous!~

I get a nice jolt of schadenfreude reading rehoming posts and dog help posts that basically boil down to "help, why is my fighting dog fighting dogs?!"

That may end up happening if he can't find a way to get the wife to get rid of the dog. Or if it doesn't miraculously start behaving. He's thinking it might try to actually attack him or the kids or someone else once it gets bigger. He'd like to talk the wife into giving it back or something. He's got all his licenses and carries for self defense. Would definitely be as a last resort though. Guy is a huge dog person and loves animals, he's just having a hard time dealing with this dog that doesn't really act like a dog, and is probably the only dog he's never been able to like.

If the animal bites you you're already within your rights to send it to the big old junkyard in the sky, but it sounds like this dog has already gotten people used to being bitten.

Thread tax: This jumpscare dog has bitten two volunteers in shelter and is still up for adoption. Make "Rico Suave" your soul dog today!

 

[Stan]

from dogsbite.org

https://blog.dogsbite.org/2024/12/family-dogs-kill-8-year-old-boy-onslow-county-north-carolina.html

Jacksonville, NC: An 8 year old boy died the Friday after Thanksgiving at Naval Medical Center Camp Lejeune after sustaining fatal dog bite injuries to the neck from a pair of family dogs, said to be pit bull - Great Dane mixes. Investigators determined that the boy and a sibling were in the process of letting the dogs out for a potty break when the attack occured. The dogs were said to be behaving normally in the time leading up to the encounter. In the wake of this tragedy, the Onslow County Sheriff's urges residents "to remain vigilant and ensure the safety of their families and pets."