Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Woggie's child bride]

Victoria has decided to be interested in subway trains as an autism affectation and mark of "masculinity."

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What a poser, no respecting sperg chooses modern NYC subway trains as obsessive fixation and she didn't even bother looking up enough to say something genuinely spergy about any of the trains just a generic "Now let me tell you about the different models" to imply she has knowledge without having to say anything of actual substance. Certifiably non-autistic and non-male behavior.

 

[CyberInu]

What a poser, no respecting sperg chooses modern NYC subway trains as obsessive fixation and she didn't even bother looking up enough to say something genuinely spergy about any of the trains just a generic "Now let me tell you about the different models" to imply she has knowledge without having to say anything of actual substance. Certifiably non-autistic and non-male behavior.

She couldn't even spare the time out of her busy day to speak at length about how the R46 rolling stock constituted the largest single order of passenger cars in the history of the United States, and was built in a Chicago railyard, or that the A-line (current rolling stock consisting of the R179 and the R211A, with remnants of the R46) is the longest one-seat ride in the entire NYC transit system.

Y'know, all things one can find with a 5-second Google search, and still much more information than she really cares to know.

 

[Muskcarpone]

You guys! Victoria has been so silent about her suffering, nobody even noticed it! She is such a brave little king, never burdening anybody with her illness! Let's just hope she will finally open up about her health problems!



"Can an emo boy not brood in silence"? Indeed, Victoria. You are as "silent" as you are "a boy". And I agree, you are definetly not "average". Most of us aren't born into infinite privilege like you. And your intelligence definetly isn't average, either, though not in the way you think.

The rest of her output over the last few hours have been dozens upon dozens of munchie retweets and a few random anti-Israel ones. I've got to hand it to her, she's really good at this particular German "my great-grandma was jewish" type of antisemitism.

Edit:

Is she claiming to be an Ashkenazi Jew? (More like Ashke-Nazi, though, considering grammy’s escape to South America).

The Ashkenazi are afflicted by a fuckton of genetic diseases (small dating pool) of varying severity. Not an issue for Vicky, though, I still don’t think she’s even a quarter Jewish.

She's mostly German and her family brought their generational wealth through WW2, so she is definetly not jewish. Furthermore, parts of her family moved to Uruguay after WW2, which means they must have had some reason to flee from allied retribution. Usually, they would have been involved in the holocaust on some level. The "I have a German great grand mother" story is something "aryan" Germans tell themselves or each other to wash away any residual guilt they might feel.

 

[horse toots]

Victoria has decided to be interested in subway trains as an autism affectation and mark of "masculinity."

My absolute favorite part about these gendertrenders is their screeching about gender as a social construct and therefore fluid by virtue of an individual's sense of self, but then they gender some dumb inanimate object bullshit like trains. Does this retard know there are girls who like trains? If she still thought of herself as female and someone told her trains are for boys, she'd blast everyone with a word-salady twitter screed about how wrong and unwoke it is to gender hobbies and interests. I think she just externalizes her self-hatred into a hatred of women and female-associated things (which can be any fucking thing since objects don't have gender or genitals), and now everything about her public identity has to be so MANLY and MASCULINE, even though her emotional affect is full melodrama and victorian-fainting-couch levels of waif delusion. Mutilating her body and liking all the trains in the world isn't going to make her anything other than what she is: an XX chromosomed, attention-seeking, spoiled brat whose deep self-loathing and lack of internal locus of control must be inflicted on the world lest her poor little ego shatter into a million pieces (and lest she have to work a real job like the rest of us poors). Just like Bex Gerber, minus the cursed procreation.

And who decided train fixations are a stereotypically autistic fixation? Is she just glomming onto whatever generalizations can be made about whatever identities she's choosing to role play in the moment? She seems to have absolutely no authentic personality or interests.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Is she just glomming onto whatever generalizations can be made about whatever identities she's choosing to role play in the moment?

This is exactly correct. People with Cluster B disorders often do this, they have no real internal sense of self so they just glom onto other people's interests and traits. These are people who will look up other people with their supposed conditions just to find out how they "should" act, instead of just acting the way they generally want to and letting the chips fall where they may.

Sounds like someone's eating da poo poo again. I can't wait for all the problems that are going to start when Vicky's on IV antibiotics constantly. C.Diff. saga, here we come!!

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Train-obsessed autistic men are well known for talking about their interest in trains, instead of, you know, talking about trains.

What a poser, no respecting sperg chooses modern NYC subway trains as obsessive fixation and she didn't even bother looking up enough to say something genuinely spergy about any of the trains just a generic "Now let me tell you about the different models" to imply she has knowledge without having to say anything of actual substance. Certifiably non-autistic and non-male behavior.

A true autist with a fixation on trains will, based on the sound of a specific train, from at least a few 100 m away, do the following: tell you the model, the source, and its exact time due at the station closest.

That's a true story. When someone says something like that, it sticks in your brain. It was headed to a busy city centre station so you wouldn't be able to guess exactly which train was coming in cos so many were all the time. Sadly I ddin't fact check him, but I'm inclined to believe based on his general competence elsewhere and it being such a weird thing to come out with unprompted.

 

[CyberInu]

A true autist with a fixation on trains will, based on the sound of a specific train, from at least a few 100 m away, do the following: tell you the model, the source, and its exact time due at the station closest.

That's a true story. When someone says something like that, it sticks in your brain. It was headed to a busy city centre station so you wouldn't be able to guess exactly which train was coming in cos so many were all the time. Sadly I ddin't fact check him, but I'm inclined to believe based on his general competence elsewhere and it being such a weird thing to come out with unprompted.

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Spoiler

but I lived next to an old couple with a severely autistic daughter, and she asked me what my birthdate was and what year, and then told me what day I was born on. I have no idea what her mental math was but it was amazing. True autists are kinda cool sometimes. I met another one who was obsessed with birds and wanted to be an ornithologist. I hope she managed to do so in the end.

 

[behindyourightnow]

And who decided train fixations are a stereotypically autistic fixation? Is she just glomming onto whatever generalizations can be made about whatever identities she's choosing to role play in the moment? She seems to have absolutely no authentic personality or interests.

I think her little sister is autistic, so Victoria probably had an interaction with her recently and then decided she needed to play up her own "autism" to balance out the jealousy of someone else having a real condition.

It's also weird that Victoria decided to write a series of tweets about how manly she is for never talking about her illnesses (lol) right after I posted about the same thing here, in the thread that we know she reads. Maybe a coincidence, but in case it's not: Victoria, here's my priceless true advice about how you can be a man: be born with a Y chromosome and reach adulthood.

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

I'm kinda impressed at how terrible she is at claiming an autistic interest. Like that tweet isn't even on the level of nerding out about something she just binge watched 3 hours of youtube on, let alone a True & Honest autistic interest.

You're not a real NYC subway sperg until you can tell me several things about train sets that are not covered in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_Subway_rolling_stock.

If she really wants to be manly she should tell us how often she thinks about the roman empire.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I’ve been around a lot of actual autists, and even the high functioning ones don’t have the self awareness to realize they’re obsessing over something and reflect on that. Obviously they know it’s their hobby at some point, but they don’t have the insight into their own behavior to say “this is my autistic special interest and I’m about to info dump.”
She’s just a Cluster B, which is of course the most feminine cluster of personality disorders.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I’ve been around a lot of actual autists, and even the high functioning ones don’t have the self awareness to realize they’re obsessing over something and reflect on that. Obviously they know it’s their hobby at some point, but they don’t have the insight into their own behavior to say “this is my autistic special interest and I’m about to info dump.”
She’s just a Cluster B, which is of course the most feminine cluster of personality disorders.

Disagree TBH, some high functioning autists can often identify what a special interest is and that they are not always supposed to talk about it. Especially female ones, who tend to be better at learning social cues by rote.

I knew one autistic woman who would like, start talking about bees for 5 minutes straight and then stop herself and apologize and say "sorry, I was doing an autistic monologue" or something along those lines. She would also flat out tell you "please tell me to shut up if I'm talking about a subject that is boring you, it won't hurt my feelings, I just need to know outright because I can't tell if someone is bored or annoyed" which is a neat trick I've used since then.

None of this applies to Victoria of course, who just picked the most stereotypical "male autist" subject imaginable to fuel her man LARP.

 

[gampboonerisms]

A true autist with a fixation on trains will, based on the sound of a specific train, from at least a few 100 m away, do the following: tell you the model, the source, and its exact time due at the station closest.

It could be embarrassing how many times I've been walking next to my coworkers and I hear a plane over-head and say "big plane" /biiig plane" and be right about the difference in the 747 Cathay Pacific and the UPS/FedEx planes overhead.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Posting memes about her “probable life-limiting diagnosis”, as one does when staring down mortality.

I think whoever suggested vEDS is probably right, and we won’t hear another word about it if the test comes back negative. Might be amusing if she by some prank from the Lord actually has vEDS - imagine the screeds!

Also, very manly fashion statement today.

 

[Stella Octangula]

Posting memes about her “probable life-limiting diagnosis”, as one does when staring down mortality.
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I think whoever suggested vEDS is probably right, and we won’t hear another word about it if the test comes back negative. Might be amusing if she by some prank from the Lord actually has vEDS - imagine the screeds!

She's definitely going for vEDS if she is sticking to the story in her gofundme.

She made that meme herself as sympathy bait and I am cackling. Holy shit.

I also did a little searching about vEDS on NIH's Genetic and Rare Diseases Information Center (GARD) and the vEDS Movement websites. According to The vEDS Movement "Approximately half of the children tested for VEDS in the absence of a positive family history present with a major complication at an average age of 11 years." and "By age 20, about a quarter of those with a known VEDS diagnosis have had a significant complication, such as bowel rupture, arterial rupture, or spontaneous pneumothorax." GARD says that symptoms may appear as early as infancy or before 3 years of age. The genetic analysis should be a very simple test for a single defective COL3A1 (or COL1A1) gene. So basically, she is full of shit.

 

[behindyourightnow]

She's definitely going for vEDS if she is sticking to the story in her gofundme.
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Good find. What's the bet that she cannot read medical records and picked out the words "vascular EDS" from a sentence that read something like "vascular EDS was ruled out and we decided the patient was just a munchie retard."

Posting memes about her “probable life-limiting diagnosis”, as one does when staring down mortality.
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I think whoever suggested vEDS is probably right, and we won’t hear another word about it if the test comes back negative. Might be amusing if she by some prank from the Lord actually has vEDS - imagine the screeds!

I would be willing to bet literally a million dollars she does not have vEDS. No family history, no prior events (remember, this girl had her breasts cut off and suffered zero complications in surgery or recovery: pretty amazing for someone who supposedly has fragile blood vessels with the consistency of tissue paper!)

People with vEDS usually have a certain "look" to them as well (wide-set prominent eyes, thin nose, small chin). I think I posted this here before:



As you can see, Victoria doesn't have that kind of face at all, either. Which is why I'm baffled as to how she even obtained testing. Maybe a private lab that lets you pay out of pocket?

She's such an unbearably shitty person. She's deliberately frightening everyone she knows, just for attention, using a terrible disease that real people are living with.

 

[Adventarius]

C.Diff. saga, here we come!!

As funny as it would be, I would feel terribly sorry for the nurses who would have to wipe her ass. C. difficile associated diarrhea would give her the perfect excuse to play the disabled poor man girl... And another reason to lament wrecked kidneys thanks to aggressive antibiotics and shitting yourself into dehydration.

Joke aside, C. difficile is nasty as fuck. Normally I wouldn't wish that on anyone... But the way she treats her body she just begs for it.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I made this while using the bathroom at work.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Vicky tried to gain admission to the hospital again and is mad because they wanted a stool sample (she is too much of a princess for this) or to have her try a med, which she immediately was sure wouldn't work.



Didn't get admission at all. Just isn't her day.



Maybe they turned her away due to observing the programmer socks sign.



She's so into the idea of dying young. You can see she has a bizarre, obsessive, almost sexual tinge to how she is about her own demise. I could see this one actually choosing suicide with a note reading "I told you I was sick."

 

[Carnavoyeur]

I like how she just goes and posts her precise location on her public twitter, and she's not one that would be hard to spot from a mile away in a crowd, even though she threw a fit over being doxxxxxxxed

 

[Battery Low]

I could see this one actually choosing suicide with a note reading "I told you I was sick."

Funnily enough when someone wrote vEDS recently my brain initially interpreted it as VSED (voluntarily stopping eating and drinking)

I'm not sure she's the type who could though. Although I could see her "considering it" on twitter or starting and finding a reason to stop.

Until the pred abuse comes home to roost I think she'll blimp-on as she always has, but will dangle the "idea" (either by illness or suicide) between then and now like the basic bpd bitch she is