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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
HexFag said:
Have you guys ever tried recommending the edits of Fishtank to people who didn't watch the live broadcast? Did it work?
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The season 1 edits didn't resonate with anyone I showed them to. I mentioned season 3 to a friend and recommended they check out the season 2 episodes, expecting those to continue to be delivered. That was enough to get them intrigued and season 3 slowly sunk its hooks in but now they're checked out.
Swamp_Donkey said:
I was pretty excited at the start of the RV arc and gave them serious leeway with the spotty cell coverage excuse, but at what point does the show stop being "Fishtank"?
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Shared sentiments. Fishtank ended fully once the RV got on the road and the stream cut out. They entered a portal of some sort into the IP2 realm.
 
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Norstein Bekkler said:
Pretty sure they cooked that night, as that was the only night I remember them all eating in the dining room, and they ate family style.
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They said they were getting Chili's that night iirc, i don't know if they did or not in the end. I haven't noticed the others complain about food until much later in the season honestly, i might have missed it, although i've watched an unhealthy amount of s3. I do remember Binx complaining a few times and even lamenting she lost ass because of how little food she could eat in the house. She was less picky with food afterwards, to try and gain some weight back. She wouldn't eat anything processed at first.
Anyway, her veganism is probably what annoys me the less about her (her voice is) i just wanted to point out she could have been even less of a twat about it.

Its Vladi Bby said:
Mizzys personality is unearable too, just the tone of voice she takes when arguing reminds me too much of every girl we dated in highschool.
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I could not stand Mizzy until she got kicked out, but she's grown on me ever since. And I have to admit she was less boring than the other 2 female fish left.
 
TurdFergusen said:
Who is blade and chicken
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Blade and Chicken are IP2 streamers. Blade is a morbidly obese severe alcoholic who drinks himself into a blackout stupor on stream while people throw money at him. Chicken Andy is a meth addict who fucks with people in public for donations.
 
Nihil Jung said:
I don't understand how Blade and Chicken andy were more proficient at this shit even like 7 years ago.
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The short answer is they used a doctored Russian version of StreamLabs / StreamElements, Sam has his own entire platform. For payments, both Chicken and Blade use a piece of software Boneclinks' ex-roommate from the "Retirement Home", Nate, coded for them. It's funny because that piece of software hasn't changed or been modified in almost 8 years, Nate won't even talk about it because the way it works is considered laundering or something illegal, he didn't think Blade would use it for years and years. Sam can just take straight honest payments directly to him. The way this works is they stream from a phone to a computer somewhere and that's the source of the stream. What that means is at any point, they could fire up a 'Greatest Hits S1, S2, S3 While We Wait..' But they won't. All of that being said, Sam has a much more sophisticated operation and there's virtually no reason it should be this bad.

A good example of someone using a LiveU is the time SodaPoppin went to Japan and streamed in 720p the entire time he was live, even on the trains and deep inside buildings.


That's what a LiveU looks like even underground.

Real talk, I don't blame them for spotty coverage or bad content in an RV on the interstate. But all of us going, "What's next?? Is it over?" Only to have Jet in his European circus cloths tell us, IT'S ALL A BIG SURPRISE! From Jet, that could very well mean it's just dead. I wish they'd just say, we're going here on Thursday and it's over Friday night.
 
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Strap-on Makima said:
I could not stand Mizzy until she got kicked out, but she's grown on me ever since. And I have to admit she was less boring than the other 2 female fish left.
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For real. A lot of people were so glad to get rid of Mizzy until we were stuck with the leftovers for a few days. Same with Jeff.

Even during this trip Mizzy is an asset because she can shut down Binx fairly easily, and nobody actually wants to hear Binx talk for more than 5 seconds.
 
Godmode said:
Season 3 had a lot of great moments, but also so many missed opportunities. Just imagine how lame it would have been without Burt. He basically held carried the season despite the wiggers total fucking incompetence.
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Debatable and the best proof of this is Fatty.

As soon as they bring Fatty on he dominates every single conversation and talks over everyone else and does it in a totally bad way. I do agree that Burt is a one of a kind, but even if Burt left early on (voted off or just decided to leave or whatever) someone else interesting would've become the standout person.

Obviously that doesn't apply towards the end of the season - and it raises serious questions of why the wiggers still have Fatty on. Good god I fucking hate fatty.
 
Marche said:
Today she was just sucking on a packet of hot sauce, previously she has done stuff like this with mustard and put stuff like hot suace on bananas. All this is very common with ana-chans I'm not deep enough into that culture to know why this is besides the sauce has no calories but its super super super common.
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Strap-on Makima said:
She's made remarks about how she can't eat or lost weight since she arrived though. Off the top of my head : "did you see me only eat an apple for dinner?" after they ordered out one night back in the tank.
A good friend of mine has been vegan for years and he's actually chill about it, meaning if we're all invited and the host doesn't know he's vegan, he won't say anything and eat what he's offered. I've seen him eat meat everyday when were all invited at a friend's cabin for a reunion, but he doesn't complain or try to make others feel bad about it.
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Yeah last night she started talking about how "she had to wear the child's size" with this weird little smirk at the paintball place, and I was clued in. The girl has some kind of eating issue. ANAMIA! ANAMIA! OHNO! Everyone shits on Mizzy for being disordered but her shit's more manageable, she doesn't make her food problems everyone else's problem or talk about it constantly, I feel like the longer this drags out the more Binx's ED behaviors are revealed and the more people are getting sick of it. She was going on about some peach flavored soda "Very Japanese, I know, but you can get it in America too." Mizzy's eyes almost flew through the back of her head and ascended into orbit on that one.

In the RV she was talking about she only had an apple to eat ALL DAY LONG uwu! I'd make a compilation of her being disordered if I knew a certain crowd out here wouldn't pound their meat to it. Weirdos. She better watch out, just as there are feeders who like to grow a girl large there are people who will simp a skeleton queen, they're real weird freaks too. Make her go hungry and move boxes when she's all frail. It's some real shit.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
Who? What other fish could give even half of the entertainment Burt has? Maybe Alex, but who knows how long he'd be there anyways.
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Cymbalta, Jobe, Jeff, Frank, Ian and a few others had some pretty great moments. Don't get me wrong, its impossible to match Burt and he is the standout star, but there were other people who had their moments.
 
neger psykolog said:
Cymbalta, Jobe, Jeff, Frank, Ian and a few others had some pretty great moments. Don't get me wrong, its impossible to match Burt and he is the standout star, but there were other people who had their moments.
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Well 3 of those are freeloaders and did their carrying. But we need a fish who can carry and none of them could pull the load Burt has. Simbal's Bollywood antics aren't in the same plane of existence as Burt's. If Burt was gone early, S3 would have been a lot worse off and production knows this.

*Edit* He also amplifies just about any exchange he's a part of. Like....pretty much anybody can play off of what he says/ does, and Burt knows this. He hams it up for us. Burt might be the only fish here who gets the idea of entertainment. The food ordering last night was a perfect example. He suddenly starts making the most on point, gayest jokes possible (Big wieners, needs meat in his mouth, cowboy cream, etc). Binx, Simbal, Mizzy, Payton, etc....nah. They're left in the dirt.
 
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Norstein Bekkler said:
The apple night was the night Alex's wife was there, and I'm pretty sure that's literally what they gave her to eat. Pretty sure they cooked that night, as that was the only night I remember them all eating in the dining room, and they ate family style.
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They doordashed Chili's that night. I don't remember who said they were getting Chili's, but I remember it being Chili's.
 
anliteralidiot said:
They doordashed Chili's that night. I don't remember who said they were getting Chili's, but I remember it being Chili's.
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There's a skillet in Connor's hand and a soup pot on the table, they definitely cooked that night. They might have ordered Chili's too, but I'm like 90% sure I remember Simbal doing the cooking, and I can see the sausage Burt asked for on Frank's plate. Binx was upstairs putting on the Alex's wife outfit, and 90% sure she came down to find her place setting only having an apple at it.

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Grim_Autismo said:
Yeah last night she started talking about how "she had to wear the child's size" with this weird little smirk at the paintball place, and I was clued in. The girl has some kind of eating issue. ANAMIA! ANAMIA! OHNO!
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The "child's size" comment seems more like "look at how smol i am uwu" infantilism nonsense like she does with her babytalk, IMO. Honestly, she doesn't strike me as anorexic. I think she's just vain as fuck (she literally said she looks just as pretty without makeup on and said she thinks her halfass death hawk looks good), and I think she enjoys her status as the "skinny girl" in the house. But she's not dramatically underweight (18.6 BMI is on the low end of normal, if her height/weight are accurate), and doesn't seem to be overly restrictive on calories/intake. She ordered an impossible burger and sauteed onions on her salad last night, was stoked to eat pizza until she realized there wasn't a vegan one, etc. She even expressed desire to gain weight (anathema to anorexics) and has complained about being hungry.
 
Laws of Fishtank:
1. There will be a girl everyone simps for. There will also be a girl everyone believes is trans. These will not necessarily be different girls.
2. There will be a highly autistic obvious front-runner who produces the majority of content but burns out before the third act.
3. The better the early season and the more potential it has, the worse and more boring the crashout in the last two weeks becomes.
 
FH 2.0 wasn't as bad as people make it out to be imo. Stein, Jobe and Luke made kino happen over 2 days : Parenting arc with Rekeita lore drop, baby roids, skinhead Jobe, Trump gaslight, based nigga burt... There were other little moments that were pretty cool, usually late at night.
 
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