Megathread The Handmaidens - Dedicated to the women dedicated to serving their misogynistic transgender masters

[Tootsie Bear]

This woman is so close to getting it.
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"I got sexually assaulted so you can trust me when I say that men in dresses aren't a threat to women!"
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The one thing I notice about these posts is that women equate rape with this sudden attack that comes out of nowhere from any man. However, they forget that women and young girls have been manipulated into having sex which I can imagine a trans woman would do to gain their trust.

 

[OttoWest]

Always with the compliments— “OMG I love your dress!” “You have to tell me what lipstick that is!” Always painting these men as purse gays with no libido. I guess that’s how they have to see them because to contemplate the alternative breaks the illusion.

Do you think they are in denial of male sexuality and how fetishes work?

 

[Paper Machete]

Do you think they are in denial of male sexuality and how fetishes work?

Yes.

I think, honestly, a lot of them are coming from a place where they're like "this would be very humiliating for a regular guy so the fact he's doing this must mean dysphoria is actually real and very awful" and then treat them sort of like the pitiable kid someone has to ask out to prom as something nice to do but not cause you actually want to.

Most people do not understand how fetishes work aside from the vague idea some people have them because it's not something normal people have had to be exposed to on the regular before. So I don't necessarily blame them on that front.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

"I got sexually assaulted so you can trust me when I say that men in dresses aren't a threat to women!"
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I don't believe her lol
But it is funny how she had to phrase that she knew a tranny was in the bathroom (because he didn't pass) but had to say it in a non offensive way

 

[and I must scream]

"I got sexually assaulted so you can trust me when I say that men in dresses aren't a threat to women!"
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Interesting. When Rowling brought up her past violent marriage in her famous essay, people scorned and said that she is just trying to gain sympathy. But that's only when terfs say it. When terfs bring up sexual assaults, they are using their experience to discriminate against trans women and say they are all predators and rapists! But when a handmaiden does it? Her experience is sacred and we should all revel in the wisdom of it.

Anyway, yeah whatever. I don't care even if every word in her tweets are true - which I very much doubt. But whatever. Millions of women and girls don't want males in women's bathrooms. Respect that. Stop throwing women under the bus just for some asspats from AGP hons.

 

[ephermeral]

When Rowling brought up her past violent marriage in her famous essay, people scorned and said that she is just trying to gain sympathy. But that's only when terfs say it. When terfs bring up sexual assaults, they are using their experience to discriminate against trans women and say they are all predators and rapists!

I rode a little bit too close to the sun and outed myself as a gender disrespecter, I think I'm in the clear so I don't want to PL too much but I think I can bring forth some newfound terminology from my struggle sessions.
- Not centering oneself: i.e. if you are a woman who brings up your personal experiences to explain why you don't want men in your spaces, you are "centering yourself" and trying to gain sympathy.
- Knowing who you are in the room: If you are in a space that includes multi-gender, multi-ethnic people, who are you in relation to them? Do you have more privilege, i.e. are white, cis, hetero, male, nuertotypical, etc.? Well then make sure everyone else has spoken, and don't you dare correct them.
Anyone else have experience with these terms? They sadden me, quite a bit. People who are worth a damn don't want to be pandered to and see this shit for what it is.

 

[Paper Machete]

I rode a little bit too close to the sun and outed myself as a gender disrespecter, I think I'm in the clear so I don't want to PL too much but I think I can bring forth some newfound terminology from my struggle sessions.
- Not centering oneself: i.e. if you are a woman who brings up your personal experiences to explain why you don't want men in your spaces, you are "centering yourself" and trying to gain sympathy.
- Knowing who you are in the room: If you are in a space that includes multi-gender, multi-ethnic people, who are you in relation to them? Do you have more privilege, i.e. are white, cis, hetero, male, nuertotypical, etc.? Well then make sure everyone else has spoken, and don't you dare correct them.
Anyone else have experience with these terms? They sadden me, quite a bit. People who are worth a damn don't want to be pandered to and see this shit for what it is.

I've heard them in social justice whacko speak online but if someone tried anyone of that on me IRL TBH I think I'd just start laughing uncontrollably. It's so ridiculous. So patently absurd. It's like school girls coming up with new fake recess etiquette to push around the lowest rung in their little hierarchy.

Bully these people through humor and refuse to take them seriously.

Ultimately, a lot of these people are cowards and superbly self-conscious about how they appear to other people. Their bus clap moments only work because everyone has been tricked into thinking they have to play polite and give tight lipped, insincere smiles in return for the nuttery.

 

[Jacques1194]

This story sounds so fake and weird because there is no answer as to why the TIM was crying. Handmaiden asks how she could do better because some TIM started crying when she asked him for a tampon. Question for actual women here, does anyone even ask random strangers if they have a spare tampon?

Handmaiden's story was so inspiring that another handmaiden had to make a post complimenting everyone.

 

[OttoWest]

“cis woman”

“backwoods Alabama gal”

Pick one. I’ve never heard a single self-respecting ‘bama hillbilly call themselves “cis”.

 

[scathefire]

Question for actual women here, does anyone even ask random strangers if they have a spare tampon?

No, that sounds awkward and embarrassing. Just make sure you’re carrying them if you need them.

 

[glass_houses]

No, that sounds awkward and embarrassing. Just make sure you’re carrying them if you need them.

And if not, there's always the traditional, horrendously uncomfortable wad of toilet paper.

That said, if you're in a multi cubicle public toilet, chances are decent that there will be some kind of retail outlet nearby that carries the relevant products you need.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

And if not, there's always the traditional, horrendously uncomfortable wad of toilet paper.

That said, if you're in a multi cubicle public toilet, chances are decent that there will be some kind of retail outlet nearby that carries the relevant products you need.

And furthermore, I suspect I’m not the only woman who is particular enough about the products she uses to pick the wad of toilet paper over “whatever my female coworker might have in her purse.”

Spoiler: Boys beware

I have used a menstrual cup for nearly two decades and at one point I had three cups in my possession because I had forgotten I needed it before I left my home, twice. I would rather google the nearest health food store and drive there with stained underwear than ask the woman next to me for a pad and risk getting that awful plastic-covered non absorbent funnel shit.

 

[PigFarm]

Drunk in a bar, I might ask. That's about it. In the middle of target, I'd wad up some toilet paper and go fucking buy some like a normal person

 

[expectant asshole]

She was in a fucking target. She could have very easily gone and bought some. Either it’s total bullshit or she was trying to be kind and it backfired but she still wanted the online asspats.

 

[Paper Machete]

It's an entirely fictional account. Trannies don't pass and even handmaidens can tell. It's just a little text based performance. The majority of anything on Reddit is fake. It's like Ao3 RPF except the person you're writing fanfic about is yourself.

 

[stupid frog]

I wish they'd stop encouraging trannies to buy female hygiene products.

 

[Fapcop]

Wouldn’t be surprised if these weirdos have been buck broken enough by Reddit to actually carry around tampons in the bag they clutch in their big man hands.

After all: “It happens all the time on Reddit.”

Can just imagine some tranny giddily putting tampons in his handbag, waiting for their big moment. And after a few months of no requests, making a dramatic announcement to their baffled female coworkers that they always have tampons to help their fellow sisters, despite (dramatic sigh) not being able to menstruate themselves, so just ask!

 

[Bloo]

This story sounds so fake and weird because there is no answer as to why the TIM was crying. Handmaiden asks how she could do better because some TIM started crying when she asked him for a tampon. Question for actual women here, does anyone even ask random strangers if they have a spare tampon?

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I’ve never done this but maybe if someone was super desperate they might ask a random woman in the bathroom, maybe. Like homeless with no money desperate, otherwise you’d buy your own. Even then I would imagine it would be less awkward to ask random people for money to buy some.

Women mostly have spare tampons/pads in their purse or are regular enough to know when they need them.

Also, my periods are generally gradual, I bleed lightly for a day or two and then heavily afterwards. The first day or two are a warning sign that I need to carry more tampons/pads. That isn’t always the case but it mostly is. I’m regular enough to know when I need to stock up. (Probably TMI but it’s relevant)

A lot of women track their period using apps now too. Not everyone is super regular but a lot are. If they aren’t regular at all I would imagine they carry just-in-case tampons.

A teenage girl having her first or second period is way more understandable to me but if you’ve had a few you normally get used to your own cycle.

 

[glass_houses]

A teenage girl having her first or second period is way more understandable to me but if you’ve had a few you normally get used to your own cycle.

In the high school I went to, girls were made discreetly aware of a cupboard in the sick room where they could just take a pad without needing to ask. Said pads were the cheapest, nastiest bricks available, which served to discourage anyone from just taking the lot. Many women are irregular or have unpredictable flow, especially in the first few years of menstruation or in times of sickness or high stress.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

From what my wife has told me, it's very common for teenage girls to get their period unexpectedly and to have to ask another girl through the toilet stall door to go get her a pad from the nurse's office.

This story sounds so fake and weird because there is no answer as to why the TIM was crying. Handmaiden asks how she could do better because some TIM started crying when she asked him for a tampon. Question for actual women here, does anyone even ask random strangers if they have a spare tampon?

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Handmaiden's story was so inspiring that another handmaiden had to make a post complimenting everyone.
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Everyone on that thread is a man pretending to be a woman.