Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Josuke]

How long until Shmorky is arrested and is to be registered as a sex offender?

Has anyone actually gone to the police with the evidence?

 

[Hanamura]

androgynous

lol shmorky is a man there ain't nothing androgynous about him

 

[Lowtax]

Also, I have to ask. Did shmorky ever make this kind of thing at all known? Like could you tell before any of this happened or was this just as much a shock to you as it was to most everybody else?

Absolutely not, which is why I'm especially completely pissed off about all this. He is, and I hate to use the word "literally" here but it applies, literally a sociopath. He knew how to change personalities and what to say and do in specific situations to get what he wanted. He completely hid all of this shit around me because he knew I wouldn't tolerate it and I'd throw him out on his fat yarnwigged ass. But when the tumblr crew began echo chambering his fucked up gender shit nonstop, he grew more and more brazen with his stunning disgustingness. We're talking going from stuffing toilet paper up all his orifices to yarn wig to lipstick and nail polish and cape and those stupid belts you wear around your waist to make you look thinner. I remember the day he came in wearing pink nail polish and I said "what the fuck is that?" and he embarrassingly said "oh, Mandy put it on me" and I said "don't fucking wear nail polish in here, you look like an idiot" and he stormed off. PROS: didn't wear nail polish anymore. CONS: apparently was still a diaper poo poo pee pee furry pedo.

 

[fishercat]

"shmorky is suicidal because people are calling him out on being a pedo"

"fuck off racist"

 

[Lowtax]

"shmorky is suicidal because people are calling him out on being a pedo"

"fuck off racist"

GOING BACK TO MY SAFE SPACE WHERE ITS COOL TO DRINK THE PEE PEE FROM A DOGGY BOWL

 

[OwO What's This?]

@Lowtax You mentioned you had to have a talk with Lauren about Shmorky on Twitter. Can you tell us how that went?

 

[War Crime Deity]

I have no idea who is who anymore. This is like playing Guess Who.

"Do they wear pampers?"
"No"
"Do they wear BumGenius?"

edit: I misread that tweet

 

[Null]

Lowtax is genuinely mad that he let a pedophile into his circle and that's pretty understandable. Shmorky's gone completely off the grid, but the only side left unsaid at the moment is his. I bet he feels very alone right now.

P.S. I don't understand the peaches or sandypants stuff at all. If someone more in the know than me can fill in the blanks on the wiki article I'd really appreciate it.

 

[Rhysuu]

Spoiler: rando dumbasses

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Also, welcome back @Lowtax!

So many of those ex-Something Awful Lets Players like Damehasclass are so far up their own ass now it's ridiculous. Something about the Lets Play forum was just a breeding ground for their degeneracy, the only redeemable people left are Chip Cheezum and Slowbeef, and Chip is dating fucking Voidburger.

 

[OwO What's This?]

P.S. I don't understand the peaches or sandypants stuff at all. If someone more in the know than me can fill in the blanks on the wiki article I'd really appreciate it.

Basically, these accounts are where he posted the REALLY disgusting shit and even came with his own twitter to act like he was a diaper loving lady online. Mand was the first to tell us that Shmorky was him, but didn't really have a lot to back it up, so people approached the idea with skepticism.

It wasn't until someone who had voice acted lines for him specifically so he could pretend to be these people suddenly came forward, first with emails, and then he re-enacted a voice line posted to 'Peaches' FurAffinity account. Same voice and everything. And we know from other sources that Peaches is Sandy.

 

[Null]

Basically, these accounts are where he posted the REALLY disgusting shit and even came with his own twitter to act like he was a diaper loving lady online. Mand was the first to tell us that Shmorky was him, but didn't really have a lot to back it up, so people approached the idea with skepticism.

It wasn't until someone who had voice acted lines for him specifically so he could pretend to be these people suddenly came forward, first with emails, and then he re-enacted a voice line posted to 'Peaches' FurAffinity account. Same voice and everything. And we know from other sources that Peaches is Sandy.

Please add that stuff to the Wiki. I hate nagging people to edit the wiki because it's not fun graffiti shit like ED and more like homework, but really, in a 200 page thread that's the stuff that gets remembered a year down the road.

 

[Lowtax]

@Lowtax You mentioned you had to have a talk with Lauren about Shmorky on Twitter. Can you tell us how that went?

Uh I talked to her in real life, today and yesterday. Had to explain sexual fetishes of fucked up adults to her. Had to explain pedophilia to her. Had to explain sociopaths to her. Not a great couple of days, not how I wanted to spend them, but she's pissed at shmorky and wants to vent just as much as I.

 

[HG 400]

Please add that stuff to the Wiki. I hate nagging people to edit the wiki because it's not fun graffiti shit like ED and more like homework, but really, in a 200 page thread that's the stuff that gets remembered a year down the road.

Tell her you'll be less likely to arbitrarily ban her for being a perverted deviant if she does shitkicking wiki chores for you and she'll do it, she's still terrified of you lmao.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Tell her you'll be less likely to arbitrarily ban her for being a perverted deviant if she does shitkicking wiki chores for you and she'll do it, she's still terrified of you lmao.

Well now I've been put in the position where if I do it I prove Dyn right.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Has anyone actually gone to the police with the evidence?

I would feel sorry for the officer who has to frisk a soiled Shmorky and ends getting his hands defiled.

 

[InLivingTuna]

Please add that stuff to the Wiki. I hate nagging people to edit the wiki because it's not fun graffiti shit like ED and more like homework, but really, in a 200 page thread that's the stuff that gets remembered a year down the road.

I've been trying to edit the wiki page for Shmork but apparently nobody likes the way I use reference tags also Atlantid keeps vandalizing the page.

 

[Null]

I've been trying to edit the wiki page for Shmork but apparently nobody likes the way I use reference tags also Atlantid keeps vandalizing the page.

Your reference tags are fine and Oliver D Smith hasn't been able to vandalize anything in weeks.

 

[Buddha]

Has anyone actually gone to the police with the evidence?

Can you imagine waltzing into a police station with a print out of those skype logs? I mean what would it be? Corruption of a minor? Maybe if they seized his computer.

 

[Lowtax]

Also thank you for welcoming me back, sorry I've been gone but I tend to avoid 99.999% of the internet in general and stay in my bubble of Youtube Lifetime Network movies as long as possible.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Uh I talked to her in real life, today and yesterday. Had to explain sexual fetishes of fucked up adults to her. Had to explain pedophilia to her. Had to explain sociopaths to her. Not a great couple of days, not how I wanted to spend them, but she's pissed at shmorky and wants to vent just as much as I.

Did you have to though? I mean Schmorky hasn't been around her for a long time you could have just let it go.