Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

Next Highlight
Ethan Ralph's Low IQ said:
Gotta feel bad for young Xander. I'm sure very soon he'll be taken to another confusing play date where a misshapen, reddish, slovenly mouth breathing man pig ogles him from the other side of a plexiglass partition and begs him 'Jus cawl me daddy, suuuu...we gonna own the alogs:. Confusing times ahead. Fortunately Xander will forget him shortly after.
Click to expand...
I like when Xander called him Bluey. Bluey is a female dog. Even his own toddler son calls him a bitch.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Feels
Reactions: New & Improved Username, St. Alia of the Knife, Pill Cosby and 31 others
AnOminous said:
So Ralph resolved a legal situation in less than a month, from another country, and actually paid the fine immediately too?

He's like ten times the lawyer Cuckieta is. Cuckieta can't even take care of a traffic ticket across town.

Oops, misread the $0 as the balance. I bet Ralph pays though.
Click to expand...
This blows my mind. Ralph has more legal sense than a (non practicing) lawyer, enough to negotiate from a country away, and basically get away scott free. Holy shit. Ralph, my man, my Saul Goodman lmao.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: St. Alia of the Knife, Male Idiot, King George III and 12 others
Preacher ✝ said:
Ya know what, good on Ralph for resolving this like an actual functional adult.

Surely this is the mark of a new era for him and he will never do anything stupid again. Though given his history with airports I'll believe it when pigs fly.
Click to expand...
No, bish. The Ralphamale pleads no low contenderee to aw his crimes, that's when you're guilty, but you say you're innocent and they give you a slap on the wrist. Do yew unnerstan?
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: New & Improved Username, St. Alia of the Knife, Male Idiot and 9 others
Useful_Mistake said:
View attachment 6715027
View attachment 6715028
View attachment 6715029
Click to expand...
The Ralphamale always wins bish
gunt jew.png
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Shady Mask Dealer, New & Improved Username, Male Idiot and 15 others
Mr E. Grifter said:
No, bish. The Ralphamale pleads no low contenderee to aw his crimes, that's when you're guilty, but you say you're innocent and they give you a slap on the wrist. Do yew unnerstan?
Click to expand...
I get it but there's nothing inherently wrong with using a no contest plea and it would be kind of stupid to outright admit guilt if you don't have to.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: PeachDream, A Hot Cheese Sandwich and repentance
Ralph pussied out my GOAT would’ve lived on the run
 
Unlike Rackets, I'm pretty sure Ralph is smart enough to pay off that fine as soon as they'll let him. My boy may make a lot of stupid decisions but he knows that if there's an opportunity to spend money to make a problem go away than you should probably do just that. Overall I have to commend Ralph on getting this taken care of as fast as he did. I'm pleasantly surprised.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Optimistic
Reactions: Nurse Ratchet, St. Alia of the Knife, Drunkensailor and 9 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back