Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice
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Imagine celebrating ‘only’ having a misdemeanor charge added to your rap sheet and acting like it’s a W. Most functional adults would never been in that situation in the first place. The again most people aren’t sentient hogs. Never change Ralph!
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You people thought Mexico was paying for the wall but you ended up paying for the legal defense of some serial offender Mexican hog. Sad.
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Technically he never got the public defender so that's inaccurate
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Kinda anti-climactic for a nationwide warrant to be resolved with a $500 fine. I guess Ralph is safe as long as he just doesn't go back to MN and fuck up.
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Can't jail the Ralphamale cuz da Ralphamale is too afraid to enter the country his daddy gave him, bish.
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One year probation under threat of 90 days of jail for a photo op with a group of people who have no respect for him and only want him around as a dumb useful idiot to commit crimes for them by proxy (which he promptly obliged lmao). Ralph is such a loser that what would be considered a massive L by 99% of the human race, he celebrates and brags about it. People like him are what makes this site great entertainment.
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I'll bet he never pays it. Pigtits is too broke to spare his drug money.
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So Ralph resolved a legal situation in less than a month, from another country, and actually paid the fine immediately too?
He's like ten times the lawyer Cuckieta is. Cuckieta can't even take care of a traffic ticket across town.
Oops, misread the $0 as the balance. I bet Ralph pays though.
He's like ten times the lawyer Cuckieta is. Cuckieta can't even take care of a traffic ticket across town.
Oops, misread the $0 as the balance. I bet Ralph pays though.
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The Ralphamale wins again. Now how much did he make on that stream? 
Also, is this tax free?
Also, is this tax free?
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I was gonna suggest Rekieta would pay it for him. Then I remembered Nick doesn't pay money for anything legal related, he reserves it exclusively for superchatting pedos on YT
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A real pro make it a donation goal.
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Ethan Ralph's Low IQ
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Gotta feel bad for young Xander. I'm sure very soon he'll be taken to another confusing play date where a misshapen, reddish, slovenly mouth breathing man pig ogles him from the other side of a plexiglass partition and begs him 'Jus cawl me daddy, suuuu...we gonna own the alogs:. Confusing times ahead. Fortunately Xander will forget him shortly after.
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Vect
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He should certainly pay some - Ralph was dumb enough to do it but Nick put him up to it. I have no idea where Ralph conjures money like that otherwise.
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It’s important to note that he’s only AGREED to pay the fine. He has yet to actually pay it.
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Ya know what, good on Ralph for resolving this like an actual functional adult.
Surely this is the mark of a new era for him and he will never do anything stupid again. Though given his history with airports I'll believe it when pigs fly.
Surely this is the mark of a new era for him and he will never do anything stupid again. Though given his history with airports I'll believe it when pigs fly.