Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Terrible deal unless it is expunged after one year.

He's already a felon so why would he care? It's not like he's ever going to have an actual job or try to buy a house or live in America again.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

So Ralph is still living outside the vomit shack? Too broke to move. Pathetic. The state bent him over and made him dox his location.

 

[Die For Me!]

So Ralph is still living outside the vomit shack? Too broke to move. Pathetic. The state bent him over and made him dox his location.
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No, he purposely gave them incorrect information because he knew it would be public. He does not live there, he lives in his lawyers backyard somewhere.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

If only he had the $600...

CHAT, CAN WE HIT DUH GOWUL?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So Ralph is still living outside the vomit shack? Too broke to move. Pathetic. The state bent him over and made him dox his location.

That's a lie. He moved from the Vista Alegre Norte house to a cheaper house in Los Heroes somewhere. He openly talked about how much money he was going to save on rent and only claimed he didn't move after he almost immediately leaked that he was back in Los Heroes.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

YOU'LL NEVER DOX THE RALPHAMALE (again) FAGGOT FARMERS! YOU'VE BEEN FOOLED BY THE OLDEST RALPHATRICK IN THE BOOK: THE OLD LIE ON YOUR LEGAL DOCUMENT MANUVER! DIE SLOW BISHES!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I forgot to post this. The court decided that Ralph is too rich for a public defender a day before Ralph submitted his guilty plea.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

No, he purposely gave them incorrect information because he knew it would be public. He does not live there, he lives in his lawyers backyard somewhere.

This seems likely. Also seems like another contempt of court charge!

 

[lester]

Haha. Before the ink's even dry he's violating his probation.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I forgot to post this. The court decided that Ralph is too rich for a public defender a day before Ralph submitted his guilty plea.
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The Ws keep on coming!

 

[Braphamut]

Not asking out of concern for this particular issue but for compounding future entanglements he keeps creating for himself and blaming others when it backfires BUUUTTT

isn't he suppose to notify NY State of address changes?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

No, he purposely gave them incorrect information because he knew it would be public. He does not live there, he lives in his lawyers backyard somewhere.

Ok so perjuring himself on a plea deal can't be the best idea. He better hope Aaron doesn't call his lawyer to report it. Kind of a dangerous game to be playing.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Gunt on the Run is asking for a publid defender.

I forgot to post this. The court decided that Ralph is too rich for a public defender a day before Ralph submitted his guilty plea.
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This proves he followed Nick's advice.
He was DENIED!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ok so perjuring himself on a plea deal can't be the best idea. He better hope Aaron doesn't call his lawyer to report it. Kind of a dangerous game to be playing.

Idk, I don't think the court really gives a shit. How are they going to prove he doesn't live there? Send someone down to Merida to check?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Idk, I don't think the court really gives a shit. How are they going to prove he doesn't live there? Send someone down to Merida to check?

I didn't think they'd care about Ralph streaming the hearing either but they created a nationwide warrant.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

I forgot to post this. The court decided that Ralph is too rich for a public defender a day before Ralph submitted his guilty plea.
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I hope Ralph can correct the record on Twitter or on air to how he's hood rich and the court got it wrong.

 

[Braphamut]

*clears throat* Ah ha. Sorry yer hahnur, ah gave dat address out awn accident, wuz a simpul mistake sorry eheheh

Muss haf been da awwtoe-feel, cuz ah litigate sew awftun dese days!

 

[Pelican Bones]

That's a nice plea deal ya got there, Ralph...

Be a reeeaal shame if Muertos Morris had conflicting information...

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I hope Ralph can correct the record on Twitter or on air to how he's hood rich and the court got it wrong.

He is the Ralphamale. Giving him a public defender would be like giving Bezos one.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

*clears throat* Ah ha. Sorry yer hahnur, ah gave dat address out awn accident, wuz a simpul mistake sorry eheheh

Muss haf been da awwtoe-feel, cuz ah litigate sew awftun dese days!

Credit where credit is due, he's a way better lawyer than Rekieta.