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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
So are they just not bothering to also stream it on Youtube any more?!

The ability to rewind on the Youtube streams is incredibly useful when either you miss something or the action is happening at night and you're in a different time zone.

The chat on Youtube is also actually usable and with plugins can be monitored while watching the stream full-screen.

Keeping the stream to just their crappy site only is just another nail in the coffin of these season.

They copped a spankin' from YT last night for going to the gun range, probably just being cautious for the moment.
 
The streams are back and they've been hanging out around Vegas off stream, this shit pisses me off. It's not at all Fishtank anymore. Luke said he was watching movies and shit, I hope no one gets 50k at this point.
Why punish the fish for Sam and the wiggers fuckup?
 
I'm aware that one got taken down, but they're not at a gun range today.

Lots of other crazy shit seemed fine until now.
Certain strikes could mean they're banned from streaming for two weeks or a month; it just depends. They may not be able to stream for a bit on YouTube. I think it's a Community Guidelines strike, I think it's their first one this season so I'm guessing two weeks, but I've never had one for guns, so I don't know.
 

since i am lazy, i am converting both videos to upload to the farms. however, I'm not exactly in a rush because they are boring
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People that shit on Mizzy like that are massively autistic, someone said in this thread that they hate Mizzy because she reminds them of their high school dates or something and I'd believe that they hate Mizzy because she reminds them of the girls in high school that turned him down, most people hate her because she reminds them of the normal girls that they can't get and therefore want to see her suffer. Mizzy was having a normal conversation last night in the bus and the chat exploded about how "UNBEARABLE" she is and that she needs to be told to "STFU" even though everyone else was quiet and boring as fuck.

The Fishtank audience just doesn't handle normal women very well, Hence why they tend to like girls like Binx (anorexic e-slut) or Payton (woke dyke, troon lover), it's also no coincidence that both these girls could easily be mistaken as a trans.
Personally I cant say I hate any of them, thats caring a bit too much, but these are weird people and they all have some quirks that I understand people saying theyre annoyed by, especially early on. Mizzy and Alexis early on were both seeming like they were fighting to be the main character (which I think is what is annoying people about Binx, since shes already a streamer), they were both scheming a lot and with Mizzy she would also take over conversations kind of and make them about her and her ideas. For me the most annoying is she would go 'Oh I figured it out, am I smart? Im smart.' The 'life is Mizzy' shit gave off e-girl streamer vibes too.

Once the ruse is up and they relax a bit more and the alliances fall apart a bit, when they spend more time one on one with the TTS and each other even the annoying shit kinda grows on you. I dont know why but I found Mizzys 3 am dinners and her hoarding all of the snacks in the house kinda endearing, Just kinda weird behavior, like watching your dog try to sneak something off the table, or just going about its animal life doing weird shit.

To a degree, none of these people are 'normal', theyre all a little weird, but thats what makes it interesting compared to something like Big Brother which seems like its more gossipy, normally socialized, kinda high school-young adult shit. Because of what Jet/Sam Hyde/the wiggers seem to want to do and who they and their audience are, theyll never be able to actually cast real 'normies' but I dont think its a bad thing.
So are they just not bothering to also stream it on Youtube any more?!
People said their youtube stream got a strike because they were shooting guns, so I doubt it.
 
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>stream down for more than 12 hours
>from a fun time to this fucking bus ride

Sam deserves this and I wouldn't want to be in his shoes right now. This is pretty fucking bad. :story:
 
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But shitting on vegans is fun.
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I've seen this video a million times but one of my favorite moments from that video is when Frank is fucking with the dude in the bathroom and once the dude started pulling his pants up, Joji shits himself and runs out of the bathroom :story:
So my wife is fairly normie, and for the past seasons would entertain me coming up to her and talking about fishtank and whats going on.
my girlfriend is the same way. it was pretty hard to get her to autistically enjoy Fishtank like I do, but she always enjoyed when I gave her Fishtank Digest in real life. This was our conversation today

Me: "Hey babe, you know Sam and Mizzy are gonna fuck right?"
GF: "What? What do you mean?"
Me: "There's clips of Mizzy giving Sam the fuck me eyes and Sam might tap that"
GF: "Why would Sam bang a girl like Mizzy?"
Me: "Cause she has the Jewish phenotype babe"
GF: "I thought Sam hated the jews"
Me: "You clearly haven't heard the iconic song, Jews Rock by Samuel Jason Goldstein"
 
Jet said buying this designer junk was like financial self harm/cutting. This is a cry for help. https://youtu.be/ZVSJT7yiff4?si=yXZolmwf8UfkfTcW&t=142

Certain strikes could mean they're banned from streaming for two weeks or a month
Man if only Youtube had some public TOS where they could have been warned livestreaming handling firearms is a violation. https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/7667605?hl=en
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yeah but there's better ways to hurt yourself without giving pedophiles money but go off king
Sam's silence is deafening
 
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Mizzy she would also take over conversations kind of and make them about her and her ideas. For me the most annoying is she would go 'Oh I figured it out, am I smart? Im smart.'
This is one of the things I enjoyed most about Mizzy, she alpha talked everyone and it would filter out the vapid boring conversations they would otherwise be having and replaced them with everyone seething about Mizzy being the main character. This was sorely missed after she was voted out. Letty would actually do this a lot in s1 as well and it was just as good when she did it.

And like it or not, Mizzy figured enough out to make the wiggers extremely suspicious of her Sam admitted as much, causing them to give her the red pill. Sam disregarding in front of the other fish at all times is an extremely funny bit, but the reality is she did kind of figure it out first.
 
This is one of the things I enjoyed most about Mizzy, she alpha talked everyone and it would filter out the vapid boring conversations they would otherwise be having and replaced them with everyone seething about Mizzy being the main character. This was sorely missed after she was voted out. Letty would actually do this a lot in s1 as well and it was just as good when she did it.

And like it or not, Mizzy figured enough out to make the wiggers extremely suspicious of her Sam admitted as much, causing them to give her the red pill. Sam disregarding in front of the other fish at all times is an extremely funny bit, but the reality is she did kind of figure it out first.
mizzy is a similar character to trish (except shes more entertaining tbh)
like in season 2 when trish was gonna get eliminated she was crying about it
and when they talked to her they couldn't believe it that she just wanted to stay even though she wouldnt be able to win anymore

at this point they're all like this, i think.

But the thing with mizzy was at the beginning there were points she wanted to leave.
But I guess she had a complete about face when she figured stuff out and what was going on.

Now that shes 'just hanging out' and along for the ride she seems to be able to relax and enjoy herself a lot more
which makes her more likeable
 
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