Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

so i am trash at uploading videos, and so far ive only been able to upload 3 of them, but there are 5 in total. its really incredible to see how literally NO ONE Is buying into his bullshit :story: also, if i did this wrong, please feel free to tell me what to do here, my heart is in the right place, im just special olympics level when it comes to this sort of thing.
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I love how he's acting super mega retarded, he's even changing his voice.. and the officers just don't give a fuck. This is glorious.
 
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ok, this one is GOOD. like right off the bat, the officers talk about when he poisoned his family and all sorts of other lore, i hadnt watched it yet, because i have a cold..but definitely a good one. i just wish it wasnt censored
*sigh*
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at 23:43 the cop mentions "information you can look up online" given to him by the social worker
godspeed nigga you're doing god's work
 
ok, this one is GOOD. like right off the bat, the officers talk about when he poisoned his family and all sorts of other lore, i hadnt watched it yet, because i have a cold..but definitely a good one. i just wish it wasnt censored
*sigh*
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Its only censored in the hospital. Amazing to see though, about time this insufferable moron got treated appropriately. Best case scenario for the faggot is some sort of institution. Personally I'd prefer to see a homeless arc. One of very few cows that legitimately makes me mati.

Edit: troon cop is a highlight lel
"It's Mirando?"
"Miran-DA!"
 
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ok, this one is GOOD. like right off the bat, the officers talk about when he poisoned his family and all sorts of other lore, i hadnt watched it yet, because i have a cold..but definitely a good one. i just wish it wasnt censored
*sigh*
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“I spent half my day learning about him” that poor cop. He’ll never be able to unlearn this shit. :(
 
oh for sure. i myself would never blur videos, especially stuff like this. i was disappointed at how he calmed the fuck down when they got to the jail, but i believe this is the video where there is some random nigger just SCREAMING his head off in the background. i still havent watched all of them in their entirety, i wanted to get them up so everyone could watch them together, which is gay i guess.

I love how he's acting super mega retarded, he's even changing his voice.. and the officers just don't give a fuck. This is glorious.
that is really what makes these videos so great, isnt it? the cops and even the SOCIAL WORKER...and social workers are usually the most soft hearted faggots that will kiss anyones ass, but even the social worker isnt having any of it. its just too perfect. he got mad that no one would help him cross the street, so he makes a huge fucking deal of it, and ends up going to jail. i just hope it happens again, ASAP.
 
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oh for sure. i myself would never blur videos, especially stuff like this. i was disappointed at how he calmed the fuck down when they got to the jail, but i believe this is the video where there is some random nigger just SCREAMING his head off in the background. i still havent watched all of them in their entirety, i wanted to get them up so everyone could watch them together, which is gay i guess.

I wunder if Null would be interested in this for MATI? Does he follow the PoopSquatch?
 
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so i am trash at uploading videos, and so far ive only been able to upload 3 of them, but there are 5 in total. its really incredible to see how literally NO ONE Is buying into his bullshit :story: also, if i did this wrong, please feel free to tell me what to do here, my heart is in the right place, im just special olympics level when it comes to this sort of thing.
One thing that always struck me about Andy is how well he can vocalise his emotions and feelings, he is simply way too in touch with those things to ever pass as autistic. My niece is heavily autistic too, like 0 life prospects walking liability type unfortunately, didn't get out of pullups until she was almost a teenager. If she's scared she doesn't tell you like Andy does around 5:30 of the first video, she either runs away and hides or curls up into a ball and starts crying or screaming. It's something I see in almost every single Andy video, he says how he feels but never really acts that way, let alone acts the way an autistic person would interact with that feeling. It's pretty obvious here but it's even worse in other videos (I just didn't think to sub to this thread when I made this account oops). Like I've had times where I've had shit days right, there was a time I ended up in an ambulance too, ok sure I'm not autistic but the ambulance and the hospital were the safest places I was in that night. He says he's 'scared' ~6:30 and so wants to be released. I'm sure I'm not the only person who will tell you that being surrounded by a team of people specifically dedicated to your care makes you feel very much not scared. Once again I'm just talking from my fairly brief interactions with a heavily autistic child, not quite the same but imo that whole experience should be kinda overwhelming for him. Yet he's sat there in the ambulance articulating himself perfectly moreorless. It's hard to tell because of the blur but it doesn't even sound like he's crying. To me he sounds way too clear to be crying there too. From the 0 pixels I can see I'd still bet that he's fake crying. Imo he's no better (and certainly worse) than the average internet suicide attentionbaiter and until he actually tries to go through with anything serious he should just be barred from EMS. Do you want to take bets which documentary the guy at 22minutes watched? Odds on that guy ending up reading this thread too lol. All I'll say is thankfully the hospital ambulance bays are basically empty. Looks like he wasted a shit tonne of EMS resources but it doesn't look like too many people needed them at that exact moment.
ok, this one is GOOD. like right off the bat, the officers talk about when he poisoned his family and all sorts of other lore, i hadnt watched it yet, because i have a cold..but definitely a good one. i just wish it wasnt censored
*sigh*
I'm honestly kinda shocked that the police are talking about tying to find a charge on him and sort of having to argue against themselves for disorderly. I mean surely you could arrest him for wasting police time and such right? I find it quite telling that he has no problem sitting in the police car around 13 minutes but the fucking second the police say 'we're not going to hospital shop for him' he 'suddenly' starts having an 'autistic' 'meltdown'. Rather convenient timing on that one. Massive props to that cop though. System might not know what to do with him but he seems to actually be going out of his way to get the best outcome possible.

I do wish he got properly insitutionalised or something just so we get a full and proper psychiatry report. I obviously don't buy that he has autism, I don't think it's schizo_______ but at the same time I don't think it's nothing. I think that Andy is the most psychologically interesting lolcow of them all really.
 
ok, this one is GOOD. like right off the bat, the officers talk about when he poisoned his family and all sorts of other lore, i hadnt watched it yet, because i have a cold..but definitely a good one. i just wish it wasnt censored
*sigh*
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Ummmmm was that CRAPPED, DIRTY BRIEFS at the 9:52 mark going into a sealed bag??? :cryblood:
 
Not to poop on everyone parade but we know how this ended

Andy got 3 days in jail, a slap on the wrist and sent off to a group home just like he wanted. Sometimes the system sucks. :heart-empty:
he needs to be in a facility for the mentally ILL, not stuff for the disabled, but mental instability; the reality is he does need to be supervised and off the streets because he needs to be monitored to prevent him from playing con-games, blackmailing and manipulating people, misusing services. - honestly id rather see him go to prison for repeated fraud. but id settle for a facility for the mentally ill/unstable, as a second best option instead of sending him to a disability program for him to scam and mooch and play, or free in society for him to be free to keep playing games like he has been.

though i honestly doubt he'd ever end up in any sort of program for the disabled; its been repeatedly proven and documented that he is 100% faking, and to get into any sort of support or assistive services, care, or residential and so forth, it takes formal diagnoses, and a long paper trail with consistent history documenting your disabilities and significant limitations of functioning at home and in the community and even with that as i stated before there is usually long wait-lists for those programs and homes not to mention a fair bit of a process to get someone on a state or county waiver program for developmental disability. - it also takes an act of god to get someone committed to a long term facility for mental health and severe behavior issues; HOWEVER, with Andrew's well made public and documented history of the crazy behavior, i do think he could get placed...im hoping the cops and resources in Ohio will work with his father to get him committed or get him charged with fraud and sentenced to prison.
 
i think at some point he tries to make the police officer look at his stupid tablet, and hes like NOT having it. its all good, for sure. i honestly had given up hope of them ever giving the videos to me, but luckily they came through. the best part??? they didnt charge me a dime!! i was shocked, because ive tried to get footage of other events, and they wanted a small fortune.
absolute hero :semperfidelis:
 
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