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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Jet said buying this designer junk was like financial self harm/cutting. This is a cry for help. https://youtu.be/ZVSJT7yiff4?si=yXZolmwf8UfkfTcW&t=142


Man if only Youtube had some public TOS where they could have been warned livestreaming handling firearms is a violation. https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/7667605?hl=en
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On the Dope District, Baked Alaska and Blade RV, they were pulled over at a gun range with bad reception, they could stream okay but not call each other very well. They talked about going to the exotic gun range all day, we all encouraged him by saying it would be content. One by one, I think four streamers got banned; one would tell the other, film me shooting this gun, POP, instant ban. It was hilarious because as the streams went down one by one, there was the last guy who filmed the other three trying to figure out why they got banned. It was an extremely funny day. YouTube staff watched the RVs, every single one of them.
 
The one thing I learned from Fish Tank is that I would never want to go to Las Vegas.
They have been doing vacation hell tank. Once you figure out your angle in Vegas it's pretty great because you can literally do whatever interests you, even if that has nothing to do with the stereotypical Vegas Vices. Also hanging out in a pool in the hot desert day and night feels amazing. Can be expensive though, depending on how you do it, but a lot less than other tourist hells.
 
Man if only Youtube had some public TOS where they could have been warned livestreaming handling firearms is a violation. https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/7667605?hl=en
Different violations get you different strikes. I was just saying that calling someone a no-no word might get me a two-week strike, while a trip to the gun range may get a month. Since this might be their first (in a while, at least), they may only be down for a couple. The application of the TOS is not open or clear. They don't want it outlined because then people will find loopholes.
The one thing I learned from Fish Tank is that I would never want to go to Las Vegas.
It's really grime during the day, especially The Strip. I think that's why they don't want people filming, if you see it the whole place looks like it's falling apart. Last year there were so many people packed in the pool and fountains it was like hell on Earth. There's plenty to do AROUND it though, just don't fall for the gamba shit. You can gamba anywhere now.
 
The one thing I learned from Fish Tank is that I would never want to go to Las Vegas.
The first time I went to Vegas I took like 10 paces from the front door of my hotel, turned the corner and came face to face with a group of homeless people smoking crack out of a homemade pipe crafted from one of those little plastic airplane alcohol bottles. They offered me a hit but I had to politely decline. The homeless population there are fucking crazy and more than willing to be on camera, if this current Act 4 was more centered around them I'd be a lot more interested. I mean come on, they even have Jeff who could act as an anthropologist/translator.
 
Edit: Jet insinuated they would need to take a bus but then said it's 4 miles, as if that makes walking impossible. The second person they ask gives them good directions and even says where the bus stops. Quite the challenge. At least TTS and SFX are on. Production really deserves money at this point.
You really can't walk the 4 miles. Only the money-making parts of the city are walkable, the Strip and Fremont Street. In between those two areas, you will encounter badly-designed intersections with lights that are too short to accommodate pedestrians, garbage-strewn crumbling sidewalks, and roaming bands of zombified homeless who will steal your luggage, give you hepatitis C, monkey pox, and AIDS, and steal everything including your used socks and underwear. Plus, it's over 100f outside for most of the year, very unpleasant walking around without shade. There are a few walkable areas in the residential areas on the outskirts of the city, but nothing good to walk to, it's mainly short dog-walking routes.
Streams up: current challenge is figure out how to ride the bus. The fish have been tasked with finding a person to show them how to ride a bus to the Vegas strip(?)
Edit: binx and mizzy are monopolizing the camera, WHO CARES NIGGA. GIVE IT TO LUKE AND BURT
The bus is a horrible option in Las Vegas. The busses are barely air-conditioned, full of hookers and hobos, and they stop so often, it takes about an hour to transverse that 4 mile distance from Downtown to the Strip. Also, none of the casino or restaurant workers know where any of the bus stops are located, because they're all in the 3rd world ghetto zone. I made the mistake of thinking we could use the bus to shuttle between Downtown and the Strip once; never again. Save yourself the time, irritation, and heat stroke, and use Uber, Lyft, or taxis instead.
 
Sam said they were forced to leave the house due to a "weird thing" that had nothing to do with the fish. It was either go on the road, or end the show.

I'm guessing it had to do with the mold or well water. Also could have been a problem with the property owner.
 
Sam said they were forced to leave the house due to a "weird thing" that had nothing to do with the fish. It was either go on the road, or end the show.

I'm guessing it had to do with the mold or well water. Also could have been a problem with the property owner.
I remember a lot of the lights stopped working in the last few days.
 
That's fair. I personally couldn't care less about Sam's sex life, and also seriously doubt that Sam would fuck Mizzy while on the show for those exact reasons, but who's to say that it would be a bad thing if they dated after the show is over? They are two adults after all lol. It's extremely doubtful that would happen but I would really enjoy the outrage that would cause from the fans.
If I am shipping anyone, I am shipping Fatty and Binx. Because LOL!
 
I'm sorry... This season has been excellent. This video made me happy. Watching this insane asylum was the most fun I have had in months, most I have laughed in months. Not to power level, but I lost someone close to me a few months ago, and all I could think of watching this show was how much she would love Burt (she was a special ed teacher in an urban area). She would have laughed until she cried with some of these Burt clips.

Even now I am enjoying the relaxed nature of the show, production knows it's absolutely tanked and it's a shit show and there's no saving it, but they are not miserable about it, they are still having fun, and they are still getting some belly laughs out of me. Bros we got to look on the bright side of things sometimes. Yes the show is currently fubar, but whatever, nothing lasts forever.
 
I'm really enjoying this Vegas expedition in spite of all the technical difficulties they've had. We had the panhandling contest and them getting thrown out of one of the worst hotels in Las Vegas. We had the horror of an LV bus ride, and many encounters with crazy fans and homeless people. We also had paintball and machine guns. I think it's been rad so far. If they actually planned a little more and got filming permits next time, they could make an awesome chapter of the show and work out the technical bugs.

I also agree they should admit "Hey, we're going to be down about 12 hours and get some rest" just so people know when to expect the stream to resume.

Damn, now I want to go back to Las Vegas. The ghetto tour is a lot more fun than the luxury tour imho, as long as you stop in at the more luxurious places to eat. Love Las Vegas, in spite of its flaws. It's a fun time, especially if you plan some excursions and visit the attractions and don't gamba too much.

The only place I gamba is at the bar, and only as long as they're serving me free drinks while I gamba---very, very slowly, so I only lose $10 while I suck down $20 worth of free drinks. That's the only winning bet in Vegas imho.
 
I'm sorry... This season has been excellent. This video made me happy. Watching this insane asylum was the most fun I have had in months, most I have laughed in months. Not to power level, but I lost someone close to me a few months ago, and all I could think of watching this show was how much she would love Burt (she was a special ed teacher in an urban area). She would have laughed until she cried with some of these Burt clips.
I posted that edit mainly because I found it good, but also as a point to prove. I've been active in this thread since Season 1 and have shared many moments with this thread and Sneedchat. I can say there's been a lot more retards giving their retarded opinion on this gay little show. I don't know if these people have goldfish memory or if they are so retarded that they refuse to look past recency bias.

I've had the question for a while now, but Season 3 is the best season. Despite the fuckups, this has been my favorite season to watch live and the clips. I don't have as much time as I do now to follow Fishtank autistically, but it's been a bit harder to come across updates because you faggots can't stop arguing about Sam/Jet/Binx/Payton/Burt/current bad thing happened.

This is the correct way to order the seasons by kino, and anyone who disagrees is retarded.

  1. Season 3
  2. Season 2.5: Bloodgames
  3. Season 1
  4. Season 2
  5. Brotank
  6. Bitchtank

If you seriously don't care about the show anymore, just leave the thread. Nobody gives a fuck about you announcing your departure because you will be back. You're here forever.

@AssignedEva Sam mentioned on stream that the reason why they left the house was because something was being worked on the house. They could've ended the show right then and there, but he felt like he would've cheated the audience for 5 weeks instead of 6. Just to add gasoline to the fire.
 
Even now I am enjoying the relaxed nature of the show, production knows it's absolutely tanked and it's a shit show and there's no saving it, but they are not miserable about it, they are still having fun, and they are still getting some belly laughs out of me. Bros we got to look on the bright side of things sometimes. Yes the show is currently fubar, but whatever, nothing lasts forever.
The show tanking in quality the last two weeks has happened basically every season of Fishtank. Happened season 1, happened hard in season 2, even started to kind of happen in Season 2.5. I'm so used to it now it really doesn't bother me anymore. The shit that does bother me is the downtime. When you advertise a show as 24/7 and CHARGE people to engage with it then it's not 24/7 that's kind of fucked. Charging people money for a 24 hour show and then having 12 hours of downtime is unacceptable period.
 
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