Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Clotso Coof]

What is going on is she’s outfatted her ability to travel but she mentally hasn’t figured that out yet. Since she’s delusional, she has “unexpected flare-ups” that happen every time she makes plans.

Winner winner, (fried) chicken dinner. She'll keep claiming her health struggles are sudden or temporary. She can't admit to herself that she's living her new reality of fat-induced disability.

You see a much sadder version of this when someone is very elderly and won't admit they can't do the things they used to do. Grandpa "can't get around to it this time", but he says his doctor thinks the new medication...blah blah blah. It's denial.

I’m not sure she was ever going.

That's what I was thinking at first - she never bought the tickets but wanted to claim she was going anyway.

But then I remembered how much money Anna is willing to blow on flattering self-delusion. She'll buy tickets to a 10k run states away from her that she has zero chance of ever running. She's like those politicians who blow money on a "Presidential Exploratory Committee" to see if they should run, but its obvious they couldn't get elected Class Clown in a kindergarten while handing out free candy.

 

[lonelygorl15]

She's sounding really hoarse and scratch. Anxious and chain smoking cigarettes, perhaps. The thought of her picking at her oily, unwashed face, sores with nasty nicotine stained fingers and dirty nails is very nauseating.

She was going with her "friends" meaning Tracey, her daughter, and possibly Jon to film.

This is the second time she's bought tickets to Prague and didn't go. Also earlier this year she bought tickets for a Broadway show and gave them away after having a sudden "flare up".

Idk what's going on either but I am living for it. Anna pissing away thousands upon thousands of dollars for once in a lifetime experiences, knowing damn well she is physically unable to do it in the first place. Anna has been spiraling HARD lately and because she's such a cunt, she deserves it.

 

[nootnoot666]

I probably missed it but since when is this bitch peddling walmart crap

 

[GenociderSyo]

I ove how she says work schedule when shes not even putting out content for almost a month now.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

I’m starting to wonder if we’ve already seen Anna’s Last Airplane Flight.

 

[thejackal2]

I ove how she says work schedule when shes not even putting out content for almost a month now.

She has no work. I have a feeling she's going to be go through some things financially. She doesn't seem like the saving type.

 

[-Jack-]

She has no work. I have a feeling she's going to be go through some things financially. She doesn't seem like the saving type.

I can’t imagine any more new crusies coming up next year, with how she “advertised” that Virgin cruise, what retarded marketing team would select her to promote theirs lol

 

[thejackal2]

I can’t imagine any more new crusies coming up next year, with how she “advertised” that Virgin cruise, what retarded marketing team would select her to promote theirs lol

She really blew a 3-1 lead. Had the entire world at her fingertips and couldn't lose weight on a GLP drug and couldn't even maintain the veneer of professionalism on free, sponsored trips. It's what she deserves.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Also earlier this year she bought tickets for a Broadway show and gave them away after having a sudden "flare up".

I just looked up the size of Broadway theater seats out of curiousity. They vary a bit from theater to theater, but most are less than 22 inches wide. The arm rests are fixed, so you can't put together two seats for width.

LMAO, I can't believe Anna thought she could get her candy juicy ass into those seats. One woman was complaining about being squeezed miserably and said she was 285 lbs at 5'10".

 

[GenociderSyo]

The place the show was in the seats were 20" only and had cup holders on the arm rests.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I probably missed it but since when is this bitch peddling walmart crap

It’s her line. She supposedly designed these crap cropped sweaters for that company. How much of the design was actually her choice is questionable.

 

[Barbarella]

I’m starting to wonder if we’ve already seen Anna’s Last Airplane Flight.

If she doesn’t even go back for more “surgery” I’m going to say yes, we have.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

If she doesn’t even go back for more “surgery” I’m going to say yes, we have.

I think she has already set herself up for never going back to visit Scamron.

Tracy lives about half way between Austin and LA, so she could do a two day drive to see him (or Derpst) again, but the way she “postponed” her follow up makes it so easy to just memory hole the entire liposuction/space egg adventure.

I think she thought she might use the wegovy to lose enough weight to get back on the airplane to see him, but she has failed to achieve any weight loss this time around. Last time we saw her on a plane she was taking up THREE seats.

I really do hope she never flies again. That would be very milky, my bones would never fear osteoporosis.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

But Anna's finally taking care of herself. She's finally making her health a priority. Dr. Scam and Dr. Derpst are helping her heal her bahdy. She's working on things in therapy. She's taking her meds. The unconditional support from her loving family has her regularly weeping tears of gratitude. She's tripled her protein intake. She's back at the gym and training for Couch to 5k. Plus, her engagement is way up. Deals and sponsorships are pouring in. She has thousands of real friends on Threads. Her wildly successful clothing line is about to expand (lol). 2025 is already booked with trips and projects and collabs galore.

And she's definitely not finally facing some online pushback for her self absorbed, lying, entitled, obnoxious, bitchy insanity. Nope, no siree!

 

[Terfatron]

Well well well, looks like a bit of a cow crossover with one of the beezers hanging out in Anna’s comments. She would never be as critical to miss Cutie

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Lol the lady in the comments who looked up the company came in no prisoners style.
Did Anna design anything herself or is it all left over clipart from the stores other projects? Why not, she just woke up one day and decides "Llamas, THAT'S what imma do"?

 

[OttoWest]

Anna skipping out on the Swift show surprised me. I really thought her FOMO and chance to brag would be greater than whatever flair up, real or imagined, she could muster. It’s nice when a longtime cow pulls the unexpected.

She must be in absolute shambles mentally and physically. We’ve long been predicting Anna is one fall or one snapped ankle away from bedboundation, but instead it’s been a gradual decline all along. Maybe not as dramatic but no less expected.

I think she’s done for international flights. She’ll still do domestic— I think she’s got a few more Disney trips/cruises left in her— but anything past five hours I don’t think is going to possible for her anymore. We’ll see if she heads home to Ohio for Christmas.

Like that long hyped, never delivered playhouse, Anna has once again promised big and delivered fuck all. So I want to ask the thread: What are your Anna predictions for 2025?

 

[xogossipgorl]

Did she put on her homemade green outfit and get her first ever glimpse of reality when she saw the jolly green giant staring at her from the mirror?
She's so disappointing. I was really looking forward to the concert meltdown when she didn't fit anywhere and nobody cared about her jacket.

 

[thejackal2]

Anna skipping out on the Swift show surprised me. I really thought her FOMO and chance to brag would be greater than whatever flair up, real or imagined, she could muster. It’s nice when a longtime cow pulls the unexpected.

She must be in absolute shambles mentally and physically. We’ve long been predicting Anna is one fall or one snapped ankle away from bedboundation, but instead it’s been a gradual decline all along. Maybe not as dramatic but no less expected.

I think she’s done for international flights. She’ll still do domestic— I think she’s got a few more Disney trips/cruises left in her— but anything past five hours I don’t think is going to possible for her anymore. We’ll see if she heads home to Ohio for Christmas.

Like that long hyped, never delivered playhouse, Anna has once again promised big and delivered fuck all. So I want to ask the thread: What are your Anna predictions for 2025?

Yup good thoughts.

My big ones:

Will she go see her dad at X-Mas? Will she show him if she does?

Will she go on any non Tracey trips in 2025?

Will she be forced to shill for F list shit like betterhelp?

Will she be effectively housebound in 2025?

Will she get any more surgeries?

Sponsored vacations?

How big will her part in Gorld World get? I wish that my co-OP (who gracefully thanked me even tho I shirked making the thread) still posted here. Are you with us @THOTto? I'm guessing not, bummer. Our little cow is now all grown up into a big one!

 

[Palmer Bangs]

What are your Anna predictions for 2025?

- Data dies, gets replaced soon after with puppy
- Botox and/or plastic surgery arc
- Whatever the fat girl equivalent of buying a motorcycle in your mid-life crisis is.
- SEO starts tanking thanks to detractor channels and the re-opened subreddit

Will she be forced to shill for F list shit like betterhelp?

I'm still waiting for her to drop a NordVPN plug at some point

 

[Clotso Coof]

What are your Anna predictions for 2025?

Full descent into online Munchie by the end of 2025. She'll hashtag several standard munchie illnesses including an autoimmune disorder that can't easily be tested for. She'll claim to have serious food intolerances that she'll use to justify eating lots of desserts, goyslop and crappy restaurant foods.

She'll shill munchie-favored products, including some sort of woo woo new age shit like crystals. She'll suck up to other online munchies for networking clout. She'll start making those tiktok videos about how brave and inspirational she is for thriving with chronic illness.

Whatever the fat girl equivalent of buying a motorcycle in your mid-life crisis is

Maybe her first tattoo? It will be something that was already eye-rolling gay in the 1990s, like a butterfly on her ankle. Or something munchie themed to celebrate her new arc.

If you look up "chronic illness tattoos", there are some amazingly nauseating tattoos munchies get to show everyone how every brave they are. Spoons wrapped in written text are big, and one bitch got a prescription bottle inscribed "Still Ill".

How big will her part in Gorld World get?

She'll get more and more reactors mocking the shit out of her fashion hauls and travel videos. Gorl world is desperate for new blood, and Anna provides some funny material. I could see her getting as big (LOL) as current-day Amberlynn.