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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Osama Bin Laden said:
so you would've rather him just ended the show at the gold burt ending and ended it a week early

got it
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I would rather them take this more seriously and treat this like it's still Fishtank. There isn't any real reason to have the streams down as much as they've had them down for, if they want to party all night that's fine but keep that shit on stream. They want to hang around Vegas during the day? Fine but stream it instead of bringing the streams back 4 hours late after the fact. Maybe actually have more challenges that make use of the situation and location they're in instead of doing boring tourist attraction shit.

The Vegas saga is not ALL terrible but the majority of the time it is terrible and it's fine to criticize that. The beg for money challenge was great, I want more of that and less bumbling around doing nothing but wasting time. This is still supposed to be a competition to win 50k and it feels like they forgot that and are on family vacation instead.
 
A few hours ago Luke mentioned he has a rescue beagle from a research facility and I am obligated to post that this is a massive W and Luke absolutely rules for it. Exterminate all of the lab coats, free the beagles. Thank you for your time.
 
Thanks to the efforts of Detective Burt, we now know that Amazon Web Services is holding a conference in Vegas and all the major hotels have police posted aroung them.

Also it would have been funny if Burt gave his whole B.U.R.T. monologue to the cops. "Hello, my name is Burt, B.U.R.T, Black Urban Raw Top, I'm an investigative journalist..."
 
The gang convinced Burt to approach a group of policeman, pretending to be an investigative journalist. As Sneedchat worries that Burt is going to get shot by police or end up as Burt Furgeson, it ended up being extremely anti-climatic as they were doing security for some AWS event going on in Vegas

Edit: Ninja'd
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Any man who says they don't want a girlfriend or wife who cooks them good dinners is a liar. What do vegans suck at the most? Cooking.

Even gay dudes, after they rock-paper-scissors over who's going to be the wife, wants the wife to cook dinner. It's human nature.
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And that's the crux of the issue. A woman like Binx brings very little to the table besides her looks and ability to talk in depth about video games. She's vegan (can't cook at all), has this fake personality that's all about getting validation and to top it all off she's got the emotional maturity of a 16 year old despite being twice that age.
 
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Morte said:
The most baffling part of all of this is that the troonphobic guy talks about letting down the "Alex B community." There's no way that anyone watches him unironically.... right?
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This reads like some chatgtp, wonder if someone is just having AI convos with themself on an alt. Decent troll none the less, derailing without causing such a problem they ban.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
The gang convinced Burt to approach a group of policeman, pretending to be an investigative journalist. As Sneedchat worries that Burt is going to get shot by police or end up as Burt Furgeson, it ended up being extremely anti-climatic as they were doing security for some AWS event going on in Vegas

Edit: Ninja'd
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Between this and their lack of permits to film, that's why they have a hard time keeping the stream going. They won't be allowed to stream inside anywhere. LV is a lot more friendly towards edited videos because you can blur other customer and blur or clip out security features like cameras, guard posts, and employee entrances and exits that may or may not lead to high roller areas, counting rooms, or vaults. BUT YOU NEED A PERMIT FIRST or you will find yourself unwelcome in most places.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
nah she'll overdose and die before jumping off a bridge
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I'm really tempted to make a thread on her. She has the je ne sais quoi like Snackie does. 10+ years of Markyposting, being a deadbeat junkie and the Christmas Example interview with :null:. It's a gold mine and no one bothered to make it yet.
 
Blitzsneed said:
I'm really tempted to make a thread on her. She has the je ne sais quoi like Snackie does. 10+ years of Markyposting, being a fucking deadbeat junkie and the Christmas Example interview with :null:. It's a gold mine and no one bothered to make it yet.
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Has she done anything of interest post-MATI? I get the reason for making the thread, but I don't think it'll get much traffic after the initial release

I think nobody made a thread on her because she's not interesting or funny. She's a retard junkie that lies about Sam Hyde. She's Summer with a drug problem
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
What's bossmanjack, MATI and markyposting?

Those references are always flying way over my head.
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Bossmanjack is a gambling addict who is famous for being a gambling addict, Marky is a girl sam fucked a long time ago who is nuts, and MATI is a show the owner of this site does. (Mad at the internet)
 
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